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		04/08/2022 8:00 pm	Halo The Series: Declassified	Halo The Series: Declassified

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		04/08/2022 8:30 pm	South Park	Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
	A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help, everyone in South Park looks to place the blame.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow Localized description: A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help, everyone in South Park looks to place the blame.
		04/08/2022 9:00 pm	South Park	Child Abduction is Not Funny
	In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Child Abduction is Not Funny Localized description: In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
		04/08/2022 9:30 pm	South Park	Grey Dawn
	After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Grey Dawn Localized description: After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.
		04/08/2022 10:00 pm	South Park	Fourth Grade
	Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Fourth Grade Localized description: Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.
		04/08/2022 10:30 pm	South Park	Make Love, Not Warcraft
	The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Make Love, Not Warcraft Localized description: The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
		04/08/2022 11:00 pm	South Park	Grounded Vindaloop
	Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Grounded Vindaloop Localized description: Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
		04/08/2022 11:30 pm	Schitt's Creek	Turkey Shoot
	David goes on a turkey hunt with some townies. Jocelyn takes Moira on a "relaxing" spa day, while Alexis meets the new love of her life, Ted, the town veterinarian.
Localized series title: Schitt's Creek Localized episode title: Turkey Shoot Localized description: David goes on a turkey hunt with some townies. Jocelyn takes Moira on a "relaxing" spa day, while Alexis meets the new love of her life, Ted, the town veterinarian.
		04/09/2022 12:00 am	Schitt's Creek	Allez-Vous
	Moira and David try to earn money by selling cosmetics to the locals, while Johnny heads to Elmdale in hopes of collecting unemployment insurance.
Localized series title: Schitt's Creek Localized episode title: Allez-Vous Localized description: Moira and David try to earn money by selling cosmetics to the locals, while Johnny heads to Elmdale in hopes of collecting unemployment insurance.
		04/09/2022 12:30 am	Schitt's Creek	Carl's Funeral
	Johnny reluctantly agrees to speak at the funeral of a local man he doesn't really know. Alexis struggles with her new boyfriend's love of animals.
Localized series title: Schitt's Creek Localized episode title: Carl's Funeral Localized description: Johnny reluctantly agrees to speak at the funeral of a local man he doesn't really know. Alexis struggles with her new boyfriend's love of animals.
		04/09/2022 1:00 am	Paid Programming	Paid Programming

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		04/09/2022 3:00 am	Seinfeld	The English Patient
	Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The English Patient Localized description: Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.
		04/09/2022 3:30 am	Seinfeld	The Nap
	As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Nap Localized description: As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.
		04/09/2022 4:00 am	Seinfeld	The Yada Yada
	Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Yada Yada Localized description: Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.
		04/09/2022 4:30 am	Seinfeld	The Millennium
	As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Millennium Localized description: As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job.
		04/09/2022 5:00 am	Seinfeld	The Muffin Tops
	Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Muffin Tops Localized description: Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date.
		04/09/2022 5:30 am	Seinfeld	The Summer of George
	After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Summer of George Localized description: After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers.
		04/09/2022 6:00 am	The Office	Booze Cruise
	Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin crew on a "motivational" booze cruise in an attempt to get them to accept his theories on leadership.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Booze Cruise Localized description: Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin crew on a "motivational" booze cruise in an attempt to get them to accept his theories on leadership.
		04/09/2022 6:30 am	The Office	The Injury
	Michael demands attention from the entire office after he has a freak accident with his George Foreman Grill, and Dwight begins behaving strangely following a minor car crash.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: The Injury Localized description: Michael demands attention from the entire office after he has a freak accident with his George Foreman Grill, and Dwight begins behaving strangely following a minor car crash.
		04/09/2022 7:00 am	The Office	The Secret
	Jim is worried that Michael is going to tell others that he likes Pam, so he has to go along with being his boss's best friend, which includes a lunchtime trip to Hooters.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: The Secret Localized description: Jim is worried that Michael is going to tell others that he likes Pam, so he has to go along with being his boss's best friend, which includes a lunchtime trip to Hooters.
		04/09/2022 7:30 am	The Office	Carpet
	When someone soils the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity with the staff.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Carpet Localized description: When someone soils the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity with the staff.
		04/09/2022 8:00 am	The Office	Boys and Girls
	Jan visits the office to conduct a "women in the workplace" seminar with the female employees, and Michael takes the guys down to the warehouse for some male bonding.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Boys and Girls Localized description: Jan visits the office to conduct a "women in the workplace" seminar with the female employees, and Michael takes the guys down to the warehouse for some male bonding.
		04/09/2022 8:30 am	The Office	Dwight's Speech
	As Pam becomes increasingly consumed with her wedding plans, Jim plans his escape from Scranton.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Dwight's Speech Localized description: As Pam becomes increasingly consumed with her wedding plans, Jim plans his escape from Scranton.
		04/09/2022 9:00 am	The Office	Take Your Daughter To Work Day
	During Take Your Daughter to Work Day, Michael is surprised when he strikes up a friendship with the five-year-old daughter of his sworn enemy Toby.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Take Your Daughter To Work Day Localized description: During Take Your Daughter to Work Day, Michael is surprised when he strikes up a friendship with the five-year-old daughter of his sworn enemy Toby.
		04/09/2022 9:30 am	The Office	Michael's Birthday
	Michael celebrates his birthday by taking the Dunder Mifflin gang ice skating, and Kevin nervously waits for some medical test results.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Michael's Birthday Localized description: Michael celebrates his birthday by taking the Dunder Mifflin gang ice skating, and Kevin nervously waits for some medical test results.
		04/09/2022 10:00 am	The Office	Drug Testing
	After Dwight finds half a joint in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot, he puts on his volunteer sheriff's uniform and launches a full investigation.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Drug Testing Localized description: After Dwight finds half a joint in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot, he puts on his volunteer sheriff's uniform and launches a full investigation.
		04/09/2022 10:30 am	The Office	Conflict Resolution
	When Michael takes over conflict-resolution duties from the human relations department, chaos ensues at Dunder Mifflin.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Conflict Resolution Localized description: When Michael takes over conflict-resolution duties from the human relations department, chaos ensues at Dunder Mifflin.
		04/09/2022 11:00 am	The Office	Casino Night
	The Dunder Mifflin crew holds a Casino Night for charity in their warehouse, and the employees take some big gambles.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Casino Night Localized description: The Dunder Mifflin crew holds a Casino Night for charity in their warehouse, and the employees take some big gambles.
		04/09/2022 11:30 am	The Office	Gay Witch Hunt
	When Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee, he stumbles through a sensitivity minefield.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Gay Witch Hunt Localized description: When Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee, he stumbles through a sensitivity minefield.
		04/09/2022 12:00 pm	The Office	The Convention
	After meeting Jan in Philadelphia for the annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention, Michael enlists Dwight's help in organizing a party in his room.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: The Convention Localized description: After meeting Jan in Philadelphia for the annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention, Michael enlists Dwight's help in organizing a party in his room.
		04/09/2022 12:30 pm	The Office	The Coup
	Fed up with Michael's antics in the office, Angela pushes Dwight to take action against him.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: The Coup Localized description: Fed up with Michael's antics in the office, Angela pushes Dwight to take action against him.
		04/09/2022 1:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Butter Shave
	George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Butter Shave Localized description: George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight.
		04/09/2022 1:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Voice
	As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Voice Localized description: As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.
		04/09/2022 2:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Serenity Now
	As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Serenity Now Localized description: As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son.
		04/09/2022 2:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Blood
	Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Blood Localized description: Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television.
		04/09/2022 3:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Junk Mail
	Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Junk Mail Localized description: Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality.
		04/09/2022 3:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Merv Griffin Show
	As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Merv Griffin Show Localized description: As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee.
		04/09/2022 4:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Slicer
	While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Slicer Localized description: While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.
		04/09/2022 4:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Betrayal
	Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Betrayal Localized description: Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.
		04/09/2022 5:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Apology
	While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Apology Localized description: While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.
		04/09/2022 5:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Strike Localized description: Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.
		04/09/2022 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Dealership
	Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Dealership Localized description: Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.
		04/09/2022 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Reverse Peephole
	Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Reverse Peephole Localized description: Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet.
		04/09/2022 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cartoon
	Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Cartoon Localized description: Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.
		04/09/2022 7:26 pm	Seinfeld	The Strongbox
	As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Strongbox Localized description: As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.
		04/09/2022 7:51 pm	South Park	A Scause For Applause
	A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: A Scause For Applause Localized description: A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
		04/09/2022 8:17 pm	South Park	Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
	A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy Localized description: A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.
		04/09/2022 8:43 pm	Eat, Pray, Queef	Eat, Pray, Queef
	Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.
Localized series title: Eat, Pray, Queef Localized episode title: Eat, Pray, Queef Localized description: Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.
		04/09/2022 9:09 pm	South Park	Cartman Joins NAMBLA
	Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Cartman Joins NAMBLA Localized description: Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
		04/09/2022 9:35 pm	South Park	Proper Condom Use
	The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Proper Condom Use Localized description: The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.
		04/09/2022 10:00 pm	South Park	Free Hat
	The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Free Hat Localized description: The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.
		04/09/2022 10:30 pm	South Park	You Have 0 Friends
	When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: You Have 0 Friends Localized description: When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
		04/09/2022 11:00 pm	South Park	Back to the Cold War
	A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Back to the Cold War Localized description: A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
		04/09/2022 11:30 pm	South Park	Members Only
	The new President-elect pays a visit to his hometown.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Members Only Localized description: The new President-elect pays a visit to his hometown.
		04/10/2022 12:00 am	South Park	Not Funny
	Cartman is certain that Butters is trying to steal his girlfriend.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Not Funny Localized description: Cartman is certain that Butters is trying to steal his girlfriend.
		04/10/2022 12:30 am	South Park	The End of Serialization As We Know It
	Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants to get him to Mars.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: The End of Serialization As We Know It Localized description: Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants to get him to Mars.
		04/10/2022 1:00 am	Paid Programming	Paid Programming

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		04/10/2022 3:00 am	Seinfeld	The Burning
	Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Burning Localized description: Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.
		04/10/2022 3:30 am	Seinfeld	The Bookstore
	Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Bookstore Localized description: Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.
		04/10/2022 4:00 am	Seinfeld	The Frogger
	As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Frogger Localized description: As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.
		04/10/2022 4:30 am	Seinfeld	The Maid
	When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Maid Localized description: When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname.
		04/10/2022 5:00 am	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 1
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Finale Pt. 1 Localized description: In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.
		04/10/2022 5:30 am	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 2
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Finale Pt. 2 Localized description: In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.
		04/10/2022 6:00 am	The Office	Grief Counseling
	Michael deals with the death of his former boss, and Jim tries to prove to Karen that he isn't the office suck-up.
Localized series title: The Office Localized episode title: Grief Counseling Localized description: Michael deals with the death of his former boss, and Jim tries to prove to Karen that he isn't the office suck-up.

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