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05/14/2022 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. | |||||
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05/14/2022 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins. | |||||
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05/14/2022 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig. | |||||
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05/14/2022 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game. | |||||
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05/14/2022 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. | |||||
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05/14/2022 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. | |||||
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05/14/2022 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese. | |||||
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05/15/2022 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. | |||||
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05/15/2022 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys name their new start-up company, The Washington Redskins. | |||||
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05/15/2022 1:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/15/2022 1:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/15/2022 2:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/15/2022 2:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/15/2022 3:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. | |||||
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05/15/2022 3:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George does the opposite and turns his life around. | |||||
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05/15/2022 4:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. | |||||
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05/15/2022 4:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble. | |||||
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05/15/2022 5:00 am |
The Office |
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| Jim and Pam are reunited when the employees of the shuttered Stamford Dunder Mifflin branch join the staff in Scranton. | |||||
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05/15/2022 5:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael tries to be supportive after learning that one of his new employees is an ex-con, and Jim helps Andy figure out the best way to flirt with Pam. | |||||
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05/15/2022 6:00 am |
The Office |
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| Michael accidentally forwards a racy photo of Jan around the office, and Pam offers Jim advice when his relationship with Karen hits a rough patch. | |||||
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05/15/2022 6:30 am |
The Office |
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| The sales team pairs off to pay visits to clients, and Dwight covers for Angela when she misses an important deadline. | |||||
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05/15/2022 7:00 am |
The Office |
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| Dwight adjusts to his new job after resigning from Dunder Mifflin, Oscar returns from his sabbatical, and Jim and Pam play a prank on Andy. | |||||
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05/15/2022 7:30 am |
The Office |
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| When Michael asks Jim to hire a stripper for Phyllis's wedding shower, he hires a Ben Franklin impersonator instead. | |||||
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05/15/2022 8:00 am |
The Office |
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| Pam is suspicious when Phyllis's wedding looks a lot like the one she had been planning with Roy, and Michael attemps to assert himself into the ceremony. | |||||
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05/15/2022 8:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael delivers a speech at Ryan's business school, and Dwight suspects that Jim may be turning into a vampire after a bat gets loose in the office. | |||||
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05/15/2022 9:00 am |
The Office |
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| Michael and Jan go public with their relationship during a party at their CFO's home while the rest of the office decides to go to happy hour for drinks. | |||||
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05/15/2022 9:30 am |
The Office |
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| Darryl decides to meet with Michael to negotiate a pay increase, and Jim deals with the consequences of a confession that Pam made to Roy. | |||||
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05/15/2022 10:00 am |
The Office |
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| Andy returns to the office after several weeks of anger management training, and Michael and Dwight try to illuminate workplace dangers during a safety training day. | |||||
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05/15/2022 10:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael tries to manage a crisis after a large shipment of Dunder Mifflin paper is accidentally sent out with an obscene watermark. | |||||
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05/15/2022 11:00 am |
The Office |
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| Dwight and Andy work on catching a predator after Phyllis gets an unexpected eyeful from a flasher, and Michael takes the women on a special outing. | |||||
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05/15/2022 11:30 am |
The Office |
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| Michael is being considered for a position at the corporate office and plans competitions to find his successor, and Pam is forced to watch Jim and Karen have fun together. | |||||
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05/15/2022 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael, Jim and Karen all interview for the same job at Dunder Mifflin's New York office, and a change for Jan upends Michael's life. | |||||
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05/15/2022 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael complicates David Wallace's search for a new employee in New York City, and Pam finally finds professional and personal fulfillment. | |||||
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05/15/2022 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive. | |||||
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05/15/2022 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce. | |||||
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05/15/2022 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. | |||||
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05/15/2022 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. | |||||
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05/15/2022 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like. | |||||
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05/15/2022 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. | |||||
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05/15/2022 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George hires an unattractive secretary. | |||||
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05/15/2022 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race. | |||||
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05/15/2022 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. | |||||
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05/15/2022 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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05/15/2022 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. | |||||
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05/15/2022 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. | |||||
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05/15/2022 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman. | |||||
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05/15/2022 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. | |||||
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05/15/2022 8:00 pm |
South Park |
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| It's the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner. | |||||
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05/15/2022 9:45 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare. | |||||
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05/15/2022 10:15 pm |
South Park |
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| Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year. | |||||
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05/15/2022 10:50 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. | |||||
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05/15/2022 11:25 pm |
South Park |
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| Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends. | |||||
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05/16/2022 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey. | |||||
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05/16/2022 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. | |||||
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05/16/2022 1:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/16/2022 1:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/16/2022 2:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/16/2022 2:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/16/2022 3:00 am |
Futurama |
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| A 1980s businessman takes over Planet Express and threatens to sell it to a larger corporation. | |||||
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05/16/2022 3:24 am |
Futurama |
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| Leela becomes the first -- and worst -- female blernsball player. | |||||
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05/16/2022 3:48 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender challenges a famous chef to a cooking contest. | |||||
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05/16/2022 4:12 am |
Futurama |
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| The Planet Express crew is pitted against the cast of "Star Trek" in a battle to the death. | |||||
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05/16/2022 4:36 am |
Futurama |
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| Earth's robots are sentenced to death when they are identified as the cause of global warming. | |||||
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05/16/2022 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race. | |||||
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05/16/2022 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| The town of South Park is gentrifying and Kenny thinks it's time to get a job. | |||||
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05/16/2022 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. | |||||
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05/16/2022 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome. | |||||