Schedules

📅

		08/07/2022 8:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/07/2022 8:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Pudding-Filled Cactus
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: A Pudding-Filled Cactus Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/07/2022 9:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Straw in My Donut Hole
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: The Straw in My Donut Hole Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/07/2022 9:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/07/2022 10:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Changed My Mind About the Milk
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: I Changed My Mind About the Milk Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/07/2022 10:34 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Big Bag of Dog
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: A Big Bag of Dog Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/07/2022 11:08 pm	Roseanne	Stressed to Kill
	Roseanne tries to do the impossible: give up smoking cold turkey while working two jobs and getting virtually no support from her loving family! Also, Becky gets into big trouble for helping Darlene write a paper for school.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Stressed to Kill Localized description: Roseanne tries to do the impossible: give up smoking cold turkey while working two jobs and getting virtually no support from her loving family! Also, Becky gets into big trouble for helping Darlene write a paper for school.
		08/07/2022 11:42 pm	Roseanne	Thanksgiving 1991
	Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Thanksgiving 1991 Localized description: Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner.
		08/08/2022 12:12 am	Roseanne	Kansas City, Here We Come
	Jackie is determined to meet the woman her father has been having an affair with for twenty years. Becky's job causes problems with school, Mark, and Dan.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Kansas City, Here We Come Localized description: Jackie is determined to meet the woman her father has been having an affair with for twenty years. Becky's job causes problems with school, Mark, and Dan.
		08/08/2022 12:48 am	The Goldbergs	Baio and Switch
	As Beverly promises to bring Scott Baio to Jenkintown for Hands Across America, Adam ends up with two dates to the same dance.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: Baio and Switch Localized description: As Beverly promises to bring Scott Baio to Jenkintown for Hands Across America, Adam ends up with two dates to the same dance.
		08/08/2022 1:24 am	The Goldbergs	Lainey Loves Lionel
	Barry looks to Lionel Richie for inspiration in creating a Valentine's Day surprise for Lainey. Murray advises Adam to defy Beverly and see an R-rated movie, but the plan backfires.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: Lainey Loves Lionel Localized description: Barry looks to Lionel Richie for inspiration in creating a Valentine's Day surprise for Lainey. Murray advises Adam to defy Beverly and see an R-rated movie, but the plan backfires.
		08/08/2022 2:00 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/08/2022 2:30 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/08/2022 3:00 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/08/2022 3:30 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/08/2022 4:00 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/08/2022 4:30 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/08/2022 5:00 am	MASH	Out of Sight, Out Of Mind
	While fixing a stove that explodes, Hawkeye's face is badly burned. His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game, which he has already heard on the
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Out of Sight, Out Of Mind Localized description: While fixing a stove that explodes, Hawkeye's face is badly burned. His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game, which he has already heard on the
		08/08/2022 5:30 am	MASH	Lt. Radar O' Reily
	Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant. Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Lt. Radar O' Reily Localized description: Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant. Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man.
		08/08/2022 6:00 am	MASH	The Nurses
	When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been pl
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Nurses Localized description: When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been pl
		08/08/2022 6:30 am	MASH	The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan
	After hearing that North Korean prisoners have been released in the area, everyone is upset when Margaret disappears. Colonel Flagg is called in to investigate, and bungles things in his usual manner. Finally Hot Lips returns, a
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan Localized description: After hearing that North Korean prisoners have been released in the area, everyone is upset when Margaret disappears. Colonel Flagg is called in to investigate, and bungles things in his usual manner. Finally Hot Lips returns, a
		08/08/2022 7:00 am	Bonanza	The Pressure Game
	Laura Dayton's aunt comes to visit & quickly decides it's time she intervened to help the hesitant Adam propose to her favorite niece. But her plan to make Adam jealous by using his cousin Will doesn't go exactly as planned.
Localized series title: Bonanza Localized episode title: The Pressure Game Localized description: Laura Dayton's aunt comes to visit & quickly decides it's time she intervened to help the hesitant Adam propose to her favorite niece. But her plan to make Adam jealous by using his cousin Will doesn't go exactly as planned.
		08/08/2022 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	First People
	An Indian agent's unduly stern restrictions lead to death on the reservation and the arrest of Matt Dillon for murder.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: First People Localized description: An Indian agent's unduly stern restrictions lead to death on the reservation and the arrest of Matt Dillon for murder.
		08/08/2022 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Mr.Sam'l
	A bewhiskered water witch shows up in Dodge City during a drought and promises to find water despite the skeptics.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Mr.Sam'l Localized description: A bewhiskered water witch shows up in Dodge City during a drought and promises to find water despite the skeptics.
		08/08/2022 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	A Noose For Dobie Price
	An ex-outlaw offers to help Marshal Dillon track down members of his old gang and talk them out of hiding.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: A Noose For Dobie Price Localized description: An ex-outlaw offers to help Marshal Dillon track down members of his old gang and talk them out of hiding.
		08/08/2022 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Lyle's Kid
	A young boy is groomed as a gunfighter to seek vengeance for the wrong done to his father.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Lyle's Kid Localized description: A young boy is groomed as a gunfighter to seek vengeance for the wrong done to his father.
		08/08/2022 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Perfect Female
	Andy is too obvious in his efforts to find out if a young lady meets his expectations.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Perfect Female Localized description: Andy is too obvious in his efforts to find out if a young lady meets his expectations.
		08/08/2022 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter
	Aunt Bee takes a shine to an itinerant handyman who has a way with ladies.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter Localized description: Aunt Bee takes a shine to an itinerant handyman who has a way with ladies.
		08/08/2022 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Clubmen
	Andy refuses to join an exclusive club when Barney's bid for membership is turned down.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Clubmen Localized description: Andy refuses to join an exclusive club when Barney's bid for membership is turned down.
		08/08/2022 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Pickle Story
	Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Pickle Story Localized description: Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars.
		08/08/2022 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Sheriff Barney
	A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Sheriff Barney Localized description: A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town.
		08/08/2022 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Farmer Takes a Wife
	Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Farmer Takes a Wife Localized description: Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl.
		08/08/2022 3:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Keeper of the Flame
	Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Keeper of the Flame Localized description: Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn.
		08/08/2022 3:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Baily's Bad Boy
	Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Baily's Bad Boy Localized description: Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance.
		08/08/2022 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	T-Ball
	Debra brings an “unapproved snack” to Ally's T-ball game and Ray doesn't stand up for her, prominently displaying his fear of being disliked. Debra had no idea that pretzels were noton the "approved snack list."
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: T-Ball Localized description: Debra brings an “unapproved snack” to Ally's T-ball game and Ray doesn't stand up for her, prominently displaying his fear of being disliked. Debra had no idea that pretzels were noton the "approved snack list."
		08/08/2022 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Traffic School
	When Robert's traffic school students complain that his class causes severe insomnia, he practices on members of his family -- who turn out to be even tougher critics.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Traffic School Localized description: When Robert's traffic school students complain that his class causes severe insomnia, he practices on members of his family -- who turn out to be even tougher critics.
		08/08/2022 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Six Feet Under
	Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a “normal” mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial. This is triggered by the realization that he's shrinking and is no longer six feet tall.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Six Feet Under Localized description: Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a “normal” mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial. This is triggered by the realization that he's shrinking and is no longer six feet tall.
		08/08/2022 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Garage Sale
	When Debra gives away all the “baby stuff” at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that she doesn't want to have any more children. Ray is surprised to hear that Debra just assumed they were finished having children.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Garage Sale Localized description: When Debra gives away all the “baby stuff” at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that she doesn't want to have any more children. Ray is surprised to hear that Debra just assumed they were finished having children.
		08/08/2022 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Wedding, Part 1
	After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time to the very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous. He's about to propose to his lovely girlfriend Debra and nothing is going right.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Wedding, Part 1 Localized description: After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time to the very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous. He's about to propose to his lovely girlfriend Debra and nothing is going right.
		08/08/2022 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Wedding, Part 2
	Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him. With wedding plans in “runaway train” mode, Ray feels lost amid the endless discussion of veils, bands, appetizers, and wedding vows.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Wedding, Part 2 Localized description: Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him. With wedding plans in “runaway train” mode, Ray feels lost amid the endless discussion of veils, bands, appetizers, and wedding vows.
		08/08/2022 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Pilot
	Carrie and Doug were happy. Doug had just gotten the perfect basement; it had a big screen TV, a fooseball table, everything he could ever want. But when Carrie's father has to move in with them, Doug loses his basement.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Pilot Localized description: Carrie and Doug were happy. Doug had just gotten the perfect basement; it had a big screen TV, a fooseball table, everything he could ever want. But when Carrie's father has to move in with them, Doug loses his basement.
		08/08/2022 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Fat City
	Doug sees and old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Fat City Localized description: Doug sees and old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him.
		08/08/2022 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Cello, Goodbye
	Doug begins to wonder why Carrie would ever settle for a pathetic guy like him when Carrie starts doing well at work.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Cello, Goodbye Localized description: Doug begins to wonder why Carrie would ever settle for a pathetic guy like him when Carrie starts doing well at work.
		08/08/2022 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Richie's Song
	Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Richie's Song Localized description: Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why.
		08/08/2022 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Paternal Affairs
	Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Paternal Affairs Localized description: Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle.
		08/08/2022 10:00 pm	Mom	Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy
	When an injury temporarily lands Bonnie in a wheelchair, Christy is forced to take over as building manager and makes a surprising discovery.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy Localized description: When an injury temporarily lands Bonnie in a wheelchair, Christy is forced to take over as building manager and makes a surprising discovery.
		08/08/2022 10:30 pm	Mom	Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
	Bonnie insists on meeting Adam's estranged brother, Patrick, and things get weird when he takes a romantic interest in Christy.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye Localized description: Bonnie insists on meeting Adam's estranged brother, Patrick, and things get weird when he takes a romantic interest in Christy.
		08/08/2022 11:00 pm	Mom	Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros
	Christy and Bonnie rally around Marjorie when her husband has a stroke.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros Localized description: Christy and Bonnie rally around Marjorie when her husband has a stroke.
		08/08/2022 11:30 pm	Mom	Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
	Bonnie is upset when her brother Ray is arrested and calls Adam instead of her to bail him out. Also, Christy gets fired from her job at the restaurant.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Teenage Vampires and a White Russian Localized description: Bonnie is upset when her brother Ray is arrested and calls Adam instead of her to bail him out. Also, Christy gets fired from her job at the restaurant.
		08/09/2022 12:00 am	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Invasion
	When Ray's house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parent's house and gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine. Marie's initial excitement that “Raymond has come home!” quickly fades.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Invasion Localized description: When Ray's house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parent's house and gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine. Marie's initial excitement that “Raymond has come home!” quickly fades.
		08/09/2022 12:30 am	Everybody Loves Raymond	Driving Frank
	After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can't ride with him anymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Driving Frank Localized description: After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can't ride with him anymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older.
		08/09/2022 1:00 am	The Goldbergs	Double Dare
	A game show audition affects Adam's friendship with Emmy, while Beverly changes the course of Murray and Barry's favorite sports team.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: Double Dare Localized description: A game show audition affects Adam's friendship with Emmy, while Beverly changes the course of Murray and Barry's favorite sports team.
		08/09/2022 1:30 am	The Goldbergs	Weird Al
	Adam's plan to use a concert to reignite his relationship with Dana backfires. Barry and Erica worry that Murray is depressed.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: Weird Al Localized description: Adam's plan to use a concert to reignite his relationship with Dana backfires. Barry and Erica worry that Murray is depressed.
		08/09/2022 2:00 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/09/2022 2:30 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/09/2022 3:00 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/09/2022 3:30 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/09/2022 4:00 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/09/2022 4:30 am	Paid Programming (30)

Localized series title: Paid Programming (30)
		08/09/2022 5:00 am	MASH	Dear Sigmund
	Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Dear Sigmund Localized description: Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w
		08/09/2022 5:35 am	MASH	Mulcahy's War
	After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encoun
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Mulcahy's War Localized description: After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encoun
		08/09/2022 6:10 am	MASH	The Korean Surgeon
	When Dr. Syn Paik, a North Korean surgeon, arrives with some wounded, he is passed off as a South Korean by Hawkeye and B.J., but to no avail. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy. Paik, Hawkeye, and B.J.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Korean Surgeon Localized description: When Dr. Syn Paik, a North Korean surgeon, arrives with some wounded, he is passed off as a South Korean by Hawkeye and B.J., but to no avail. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy. Paik, Hawkeye, and B.J.

TV Land

Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 12/29/2025 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

New Episodes
Free TV Premiere
Country Premiere
Season Start
Season finale
New on this channel
Back on this channel
Highlight of the day