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		08/21/2022 8:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	An Old Flame With a New Wick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: An Old Flame With a New Wick Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/21/2022 8:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/21/2022 9:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/21/2022 9:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/21/2022 10:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/21/2022 10:34 pm	Two and a Half Men	The 9:04 from Pemberton
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: The 9:04 from Pemberton Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		08/21/2022 11:08 pm	Roseanne	Crime and Punishment (Part 1 of 2)
	Dan is summoned to D.J.'s principal's office when D. is caught with obscene reading materials - which he got from Darlene! Meanwhile, Roseanne learns a shocking secret when she presses Jackie about spending time with Fisher.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Crime and Punishment (Part 1 of 2) Localized description: Dan is summoned to D.J.'s principal's office when D. is caught with obscene reading materials - which he got from Darlene! Meanwhile, Roseanne learns a shocking secret when she presses Jackie about spending time with Fisher.
		08/21/2022 11:42 pm	Roseanne	War and Peace (Part 2 of 2)
	Dan's in jail for beating up Jackie's boyfriend, Fisher, and Darlene relishes the moment when she has to bail him out. Meanwhile, Roseanne convinces Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: War and Peace (Part 2 of 2) Localized description: Dan's in jail for beating up Jackie's boyfriend, Fisher, and Darlene relishes the moment when she has to bail him out. Meanwhile, Roseanne convinces Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
		08/22/2022 12:12 am	Roseanne	Wait Til Your Father Gets Home
	After their father dies, Roseanne and Jackie cope with their loss in very different ways.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Wait Til Your Father Gets Home Localized description: After their father dies, Roseanne and Jackie cope with their loss in very different ways.
		08/22/2022 12:48 am	The Goldbergs	O Captain! My Captain!
	As Beverly tries to inspire Barry with her substitute teaching, Adam gets a lesson about the difficulties of being a teenage girl.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: O Captain! My Captain! Localized description: As Beverly tries to inspire Barry with her substitute teaching, Adam gets a lesson about the difficulties of being a teenage girl.
		08/22/2022 1:24 am	The Goldbergs	Snow Day
	When a snow day cancels school, the boys take advantage of Murray when they find out he has a fear of snow. Erica is angry when Beverly finds her college application, lauding her mom as her hero.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: Snow Day Localized description: When a snow day cancels school, the boys take advantage of Murray when they find out he has a fear of snow. Erica is angry when Beverly finds her college application, lauding her mom as her hero.
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		08/22/2022 5:00 am	MASH	Patient 4077
	In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Patient 4077 Localized description: In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business.
		08/22/2022 5:30 am	MASH	Tea and Empathy
	With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Tea and Empathy Localized description: With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are
		08/22/2022 6:00 am	MASH	Your Hit Parade
	With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Your Hit Parade Localized description: With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.
		08/22/2022 6:30 am	MASH	What's up, Doc?
	Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: What's up, Doc? Localized description: Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to
		08/22/2022 7:00 am	Bonanza	Square Deal Sam
	Sam is charming old conman that winds up taking all the Cartwright's and Hop Sing's money when they buy into a phony land deal. Old Sam and his wife eventually wind up running the orphanage in Virginia City.
Localized series title: Bonanza Localized episode title: Square Deal Sam Localized description: Sam is charming old conman that winds up taking all the Cartwright's and Hop Sing's money when they buy into a phony land deal. Old Sam and his wife eventually wind up running the orphanage in Virginia City.
		08/22/2022 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Jake MacGraw
	People suspect ex-gunfighter Jake MacGraw has ulterior motives when he gets a job as piano-player in the Long Branch saloon.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Jake MacGraw Localized description: People suspect ex-gunfighter Jake MacGraw has ulterior motives when he gets a job as piano-player in the Long Branch saloon.
		08/22/2022 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Roots of Fear
	A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Roots of Fear Localized description: A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.
		08/22/2022 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Sisters
	A contemptible father pretends to have a change of heart when three nuns confront him with the care and custody of his two children.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Sisters Localized description: A contemptible father pretends to have a change of heart when three nuns confront him with the care and custody of his two children.
		08/22/2022 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Cage
	When a young outlaw becomes the victim of his own gang, he decides to help Marshal Matt Dillon bring them in.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Cage Localized description: When a young outlaw becomes the victim of his own gang, he decides to help Marshal Matt Dillon bring them in.
		08/22/2022 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy Saves Gomer
	Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Andy Saves Gomer Localized description: Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire.
		08/22/2022 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Bargain Day
	Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Bargain Day Localized description: Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor.
		08/22/2022 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Divorce Mountain Style
	A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Divorce Mountain Style Localized description: A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney.
		08/22/2022 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Deal is a Deal
	Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: A Deal is a Deal Localized description: Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue.
		08/22/2022 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Malcolm Merriweather
	British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Return of Malcolm Merriweather Localized description: British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency.
		08/22/2022 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Rumor
	Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Rumor Localized description: Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple.
		08/22/2022 3:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft
	Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft Localized description: Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle.
		08/22/2022 3:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Gomer Pyle USMC
	Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Gomer Pyle USMC Localized description: Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton.
		08/22/2022 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ally's Birth
	As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Ally's Birth Localized description: As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family.
		08/22/2022 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Angry Family
	Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Angry Family Localized description: Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael.
		08/22/2022 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	No Roll
	When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: No Roll Localized description: When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years.
		08/22/2022 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Odd Man Out
	Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Odd Man Out Localized description: Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend.
		08/22/2022 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ray's Ring
	It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Ray's Ring Localized description: It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single.
		08/22/2022 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie's Sculpture
	Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Marie's Sculpture Localized description: Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy.
		08/22/2022 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Roast Chicken
	Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Roast Chicken Localized description: Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss.
		08/22/2022 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Fatty McButterpants
	Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Fatty McButterpants Localized description: Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds.
		08/22/2022 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Class Struggle
	Carrie decides she wants to go back to college after seeing her friends reaction when she tells them she never went.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Class Struggle Localized description: Carrie decides she wants to go back to college after seeing her friends reaction when she tells them she never went.
		08/22/2022 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Strike One
	Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Strike One Localized description: Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it.
		08/22/2022 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Strike Too
	The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Strike Too Localized description: The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works.
		08/22/2022 10:00 pm	Mom	Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop
	Adam decides to go skiing for the first time since his accident.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop Localized description: Adam decides to go skiing for the first time since his accident.
		08/22/2022 10:30 pm	Mom	Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick
	Bonnie and the ladies indulge Jill.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick Localized description: Bonnie and the ladies indulge Jill.
		08/22/2022 11:00 pm	Mom	S'Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
	Jill has an unexpected reaction when her dentist retires.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: S'Mores and a Sadness Cocoon Localized description: Jill has an unexpected reaction when her dentist retires.
		08/22/2022 11:30 pm	Mom	Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell
	Tammy attempts to create boundaries with Marjorie.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell Localized description: Tammy attempts to create boundaries with Marjorie.
		08/23/2022 12:00 am	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank Goes Downstairs
	After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Frank Goes Downstairs Localized description: After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs.
		08/23/2022 12:30 am	Everybody Loves Raymond	Jealous Robert
	When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Jealous Robert Localized description: When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly.
		08/23/2022 1:00 am	The Goldbergs	Agassi
	As Adam takes up tennis to win back his best friend, Valentine's Day sends Erica into an emotional tailspin.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: Agassi Localized description: As Adam takes up tennis to win back his best friend, Valentine's Day sends Erica into an emotional tailspin.
		08/23/2022 1:30 am	The Goldbergs	The Spencer's Gift
	When Barry and Erica get jobs at the mall, Murray insists that Adam go to work, too.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: The Spencer's Gift Localized description: When Barry and Erica get jobs at the mall, Murray insists that Adam go to work, too.
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		08/23/2022 5:00 am	MASH	Mail Call Three
	After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Mail Call Three Localized description: After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and
		08/23/2022 5:35 am	MASH	Temporary Duty
	With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Temporary Duty Localized description: With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire
		08/23/2022 6:10 am	MASH	Potter's Retirement
	Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Potter's Retirement Localized description: Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson

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