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    09/16/2022 8:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Lost Vegas

    Doug needs to find a way to get to Vegas for the weekend, so he decides to build up credit with Carrie by taking her to the spa. Arthur teaches Spence to count cards, and they test his skills at a church poker tournament.

    09/16/2022 8:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Dugan Groupie

    Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur.

    09/16/2022 9:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Furious Gorge

    Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger.

    09/16/2022 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Tush Push and Some Radishes

    Following the death of Bonnie's mother, Christy and Bonnie learn that she kept a very big secret.

    09/16/2022 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute

    Christy annoys everyone when she adopts her new boyfriend Brad's healthy lifestyle; and Bonnie and Adam decide to take the next step in their relationship.

    09/16/2022 11:00 pm

    Mom

    A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold

    When Marjorie takes a break from the group, Bonnie becomes the go-to for everyone's problems, and Christy tries to overcome a painful memory from her past.

    09/16/2022 11:30 pm

    Mom

    Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet

    Christy tries to help when Bonnie gets into trouble with the IRS. Realizing she's in over her head, she encourages Bonnie so seek help from her newfound brother, Ray.

    09/17/2022 12:00 am

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Dancing with Debra

    After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), he can't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby, and it's starting to tick him off.

    09/17/2022 12:30 am

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Robert Moves Back

    When Robert and Amy get caught alone by some of Robert's fellow apartment tenants, they are desperate to find a play where they can have time to themselves. Ray comes to the rescue by allowing them to move into the basement.

    09/17/2022 1:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    The Wedding Singer

    Barry and Lainey's wedding date is close, and Beverly is in her element as she tries to make everything perfect for her schmoopie's big day. Geoff is concerned about Adam's shortcomings as a wedding videographer. Barry begins to have second thoughts.

    09/17/2022 1:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    The Pina Colada Episode

    Murray and Geoff pull Beverly, Barry and Erica out of their misery that Lainey has left town. Adam's dread of gym class is amplified when Coach Nick arrives and uses fear as a motivator. Coach Mellor prepares for the next step of his life.

    09/17/2022 2:00 am

    Roseanne

    Maybe Baby

    Waiting for the prenatal test results leave Roseanne and Dan in a panic. Emotions run high as Roseanne mulls over her pregnancy options and consequently excludes Dan from any paternal involvement.

    09/17/2022 2:36 am

    Roseanne

    The Parenting Trap

    DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship.

    09/17/2022 3:12 am

    Roseanne

    Rear Window

    A geriatric couple with a penchant for nudity has moved in next door. Darlene worries about how close Becky and David have gotten.

    09/17/2022 3:48 am

    Roseanne

    My Name Is Bev

    After being arrested for drinking and driving, Bev announces that she is an alcoholic. Roseanne fears that Bev may be lying to mitigate the repercussions.

    09/17/2022 4:24 am

    Roseanne

    Bed and Bored

    Feigning illness for preferential treatment, Roseanne claims the doctor has ordered a week of bed rest. However, her grand scheme quickly turns stale when she finds herself bedridden and bored. Jackie and Bev come to blows.

    09/17/2022 5:00 am

    Roseanne

    Sisters

    Fred's unhappy that DJ's spending all his spare time at Jackie's house. Becky and Darlene find common ground.

    09/17/2022 5:36 am

    Roseanne

    Lost Youth

    Jackie finds her love life with Fred to be predictable. Mark is jealous of David's academic success and takes it out on his new relationship.

    09/17/2022 6:12 am

    Roseanne

    Single Married Female

    After discovering Jackie cavorting with another man, Dan makes the difficult decision to tell Fred. Ironically, Jackie realizes her wrongdoing in time to catch Fred moving out of the house.

    09/17/2022 6:48 am

    Roseanne

    Husbands and Wives

    Roseanne is up to her usual schemes. First, she cons Darlene out of a portion of her monthly allowance. Then, she plots to reunite Fred and Jackie. There's one glitch - Jackie's not sure she wants Fred back!

    09/17/2022 7:24 am

    Roseanne

    Happy Trailers

    Roseanne and Dan secretly attempt to help Becky and Mark with money after they move into a shabby trailer. A further case for concern is the couple's boozy trailer-park neighbor, Sharon.

    09/17/2022 8:00 am

    Roseanne

    The Blaming of the Shrew

    D.J.'s first date is with a domineering young girl to a school dance, which Jackie suggests reflects Dan and Roseanne's marriage. Meanwhile, Fred and Jackie go to therapy to work out their marital problems.

    09/17/2022 8:30 am

    Roseanne

    The Birds and the Frozen Bees

    When D.J. reveals that he can bring frozen bees back to life, Jackie decides to conduct a few experiments of her own. Also, Darlene realizes that she's never stopped loving David.

    09/17/2022 9:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Mike Check

    Molly urges Mike to go to the doctor in the 100th episode.

    09/17/2022 9:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Hack to the Future

    Molly's publisher wants a provocative change to her book.

    09/17/2022 10:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Checkpoint Joyce

    Mike is forced to arrest Joyce for a DUI.

    09/17/2022 10:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Immaculate Deception

    Mike & Molly have the house to themselves all weekend.

    09/17/2022 11:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    The World According to Peggy

    Molly throws a sudden retirement party for Peggy.

    09/17/2022 11:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Buy the Book

    Molly worries obsessively over her book's sales.

    09/17/2022 12:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    What Ever Happened to Baby Peggy?

    Peggy shares stories for Molly's next book.

    09/17/2022 12:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Pie Fight

    Mike celebrates his weight loss with a slice of pie.

    09/17/2022 1:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Cocktails and Calamine

    Molly doesn't want Mike at her publisher's party.

    09/17/2022 1:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Mudlick or Bust

    MARGO MARTINDALE guest stars as Peggy's estranged sister.

    09/17/2022 2:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    No Kay Morale

    Peggy's friend Kay (KATHY BATES) returns to visit.

    09/17/2022 2:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Mother From Another Mudlick

    Mike meets his Aunt Rosemary (MARGO MARTINDALE).

    09/17/2022 3:00 pm

    Mom

    A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral

    Christy and Jill take Emily to see her biological mother, Natasha, in rehab where they make a surprising discovery. Meanwhile, Bonnie watches Adam's dog while he's out of town.

    09/17/2022 3:30 pm

    Mom

    Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

    In the fifth season premiere episode, Bonnie gets cold feet when considering her future with Adam, and Christy risks failing an important test in order to help a fellow alcoholic.

    09/17/2022 4:00 pm

    Mom

    Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

    Bonnie is suspicious when her brother, Ray returns from rehab and strikes up a friendship with Adam, and Christy and Bonnie have a brush with the law when they take Ray's fancy car for a joy ride.

    09/17/2022 4:30 pm

    Mom

    A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

    Christy discovers she and her younger classmate, Cooper, make a good team both in and out of the classroom. Meanwhile, Bonnie steps up when a newly sober Natasha fears she can't handle motherhood.

    09/17/2022 5:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 5:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 6:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Just Once with Aunt Sophie

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 6:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Arguments for the Quickie

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 7:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 7:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Working for Caligula

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 8:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Who is This Vod Kanockers?

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 8:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 9:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 9:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Dial 1-900-mix-a-lot

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 10:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 10:34 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    09/17/2022 11:08 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Answer Is Maybe, The

    Worried about Richard's indiscriminate dating habits and reluctantly realizing that she misses New Christine as well, Christine vows to bring the couple back together.

    09/17/2022 11:42 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Come to Papa Jeff

    When Christine's parents are unable to attend Grandparents' Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff (recurring guest star SCOTT BAKULA), the new man in Christine's life, go as Ritchie's special friend.

    09/18/2022 12:12 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Oh God, Yes

    Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine.

    09/18/2022 12:48 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Separation Anxiety

    After announcing that she and her husband are getting a divorce, Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) moves in with Christine.

    09/18/2022 1:24 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Champ, The

    When manipulative moms Marly and Lindsay convince Christine to serve hot lunch at Ritchie's school, Christine finds herself serving with Stan.

    09/18/2022 2:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Playdate With Destiny

    Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), causes a scene at a school fundraiser---especially after Ritchie wins a playdate with him.

    09/18/2022 2:36 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Women N 'Tuition

    When Christine realizes she can't afford the newly raised tuition at Ritchie's school, she tries to get help from everyone except the person who is offering it freely: Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES).

    09/18/2022 3:12 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Mission Impossible

    Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment.

    09/18/2022 3:48 am

    The Golden Girls

    Blanche and the Younger Man

    Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways.

    09/18/2022 4:24 am

    The Golden Girls

    Heart Attack

    After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack with a heavy storm delaying the paramedics.

    09/18/2022 5:00 am

    The Golden Girls

    Stan's Return

    Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on.

    09/18/2022 5:30 am

    The Golden Girls

    The Custody Battle

    Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth in a local play, and not her.

    09/18/2022 6:00 am

    The Golden Girls

    A Little Romance

    Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.

    09/18/2022 6:30 am

    The Golden Girls

    That Was No Lady

    Dorothy latest boyfriend, Glen, shocks her when he reveals he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one.

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