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09/18/2022 8:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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09/18/2022 8:30 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| As Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date, he finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party with his friends and family. Meanwhile, Evelyn becomes desperate to break them up before they go too far in their relationship. | |||||
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09/18/2022 9:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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09/18/2022 9:30 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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09/18/2022 10:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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09/18/2022 10:34 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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09/18/2022 11:08 pm |
Roseanne |
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| The Conners become a Nielsen family. Jackie and Fred decide to end their marriage. | |||||
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09/18/2022 11:42 pm |
Roseanne |
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| Dan's dream of building a boat leads to an episode full of fantasy and fun - Gilligan's Island style. Additionally, David graduates high school, and Darlene's unhappy about his summer plans. | |||||
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09/19/2022 12:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| As the baby's birth approaches, the Conner family makes plans for the new arrival. | |||||
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09/19/2022 12:48 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Beverly decides their street needs another stop sign and pleads her case to the city comptroller. Barry panics when he's neglected his college applications, but the situation gets worse once Murray is involved. Erica struggles with her career choice. | |||||
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09/19/2022 1:24 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam and his friends are recruited to the William Penn Academy baseball team; Barry is in denial about his pitching skills; Geoff's dad interferes in his relationship with Erica. | |||||
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09/19/2022 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/19/2022 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/19/2022 3:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/19/2022 3:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/19/2022 4:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/19/2022 4:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/19/2022 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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09/19/2022 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. | |||||
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09/19/2022 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs. | |||||
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09/19/2022 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the genera | |||||
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09/19/2022 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| All that Ben wants is a good nights sleep but it seems everything is against him. It is impossible to get any quiet at home, so Ben decides to go back to town to spend the night in the hotel, where things get even worse. | |||||
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09/19/2022 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A Kansas farmer dreams of striking it rich with his quarter horse. Festus, seeing the futility of Ed Wells' dream of riches, wins a bet, and the farmer is forced to see Jubilee beat another horse, in a match race. | |||||
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09/19/2022 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A little cowboy astride a giant horse claims that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full. Dodge City residents are stunned when they see an elephant, wearing the cowboy's hat, appear in the street. | |||||
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09/19/2022 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two outlaw brothers return to Dodge City to visit their dying mother and threaten to take Kitty and Doc as hostages to ensure their safe escape across the border to Mexico. Festus goes to the rescue. | |||||
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09/19/2022 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly marries a young woman whom he had courted while both were helping the injured from a Kansas tornado. However, Doc confirms that Patricia is suffering from a life-threatening blood disease. | |||||
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09/19/2022 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy plays matchmaker for Barney but finds himself in difficulty when Barney misinterprets his efforts. | |||||
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09/19/2022 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Opie struggle to keep house when Aunt Bee leaves for a few days. | |||||
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09/19/2022 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he becomes convinced that the new young doctor in town is trying to beat his time with her. | |||||
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09/19/2022 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town drunk turns out to be the only living descendent of a Revolutionary War hero, much to the dismay of the Mayberry mayor. | |||||
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09/19/2022 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A state inspector learns some unique but result-getting police methods employed by the Mayberry sheriff. | |||||
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09/19/2022 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Ellie give the Cinderella treatment to a farmer's daughter. | |||||
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09/19/2022 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faced with the unpleasant duty of serving an eviction notice, discovers a way to save the mortgagee's home. | |||||
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09/19/2022 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy delivers a baby for a farmers wife when the local doctor is unavailable | |||||
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09/19/2022 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Memories of Ray and Debra first met 15 years ago flood back in a flashback episode when they prepare Ally for her first play date with a little boy. | |||||
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09/19/2022 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired “new and improved” breasts. She is anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as is, so she conducts a little experiment. | |||||
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09/19/2022 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over a newly purchased can opener, that seems to have opened a can of worms. | |||||
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09/19/2022 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial mood and not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior. | |||||
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09/19/2022 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be. Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence for older couples to experience. | |||||
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09/19/2022 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choose the two people who they feel would be best . | |||||
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09/19/2022 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| IPS hires a new worker, the guys love him, and think he is absolutely hilarious. Doug doesn't like this because he used to be the funny guy. He decides to win back the favor of the men. | |||||
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09/19/2022 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is forced to go to a work function with Carrie. One of Carrie's coworkers starts talking to him, and he decides to fake a heart attack because he can't remember her name. Carrie's boss sends Doug to get his health tested. | |||||
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09/19/2022 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's parents come to visit, and Doug gets them tickets to see their favorite play. Doug's dad is busy getting ready for a model train expo, so Arthur starts spending time with Doug's mom and soon starts to like her. | |||||
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09/19/2022 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur. | |||||
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09/19/2022 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie get in a fight with Deacon & Kelly and try to find a new couple to be friends with. They can't find anyone and are stuck hanging out with a couple that they hate to avoid the Palmers. | |||||
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09/19/2022 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds a new cologne that he likes, and everyone begins complimenting him on how good he smells, but Carrie hates the new scent. Doug keeps wearing it in secret, and when Carrie finds out, she starts doing things he hates. | |||||
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09/19/2022 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie is upset when her brother Ray is arrested and calls Adam instead of her to bail him out. Also, Christy gets fired from her job at the restaurant. | |||||
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09/19/2022 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| When Christy's long-distance relationship begins to fizzle, she seeks the company of a former fling. Also, Bonnie tries to give up coffee. | |||||
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09/19/2022 11:00 pm |
Mom |
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| After Bonnie and Adam attend a traditional wedding, they discover they're not on the same page about their own wedding. Also, Christy and Patrick have trouble setting the mood for their “first time.” | |||||
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09/19/2022 11:30 pm |
Mom |
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| When Christy's car dies, Bonnie refuses to let Adam loan her money for a new one, on the 100th episode. | |||||
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09/20/2022 12:00 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a good indication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit with rosary beads and prayer cards as gifts. | |||||
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09/20/2022 12:30 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debra points out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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09/20/2022 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| With Geoff's help, Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey; Barry convinces Geoff the new band member is trying to steal Erica from him; Adam and Murray each plot to get out of going to Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. | |||||
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09/20/2022 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Despite Beverly wanting the two boys to bond, Adam and Johnny Atkins compete for the head of the Highlander Club at school; Barry tries to ensure that the JTP doesn't fall out of touch after high school. | |||||
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09/20/2022 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/20/2022 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/20/2022 3:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/20/2022 3:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/20/2022 4:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/20/2022 4:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/20/2022 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand. | |||||
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09/20/2022 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on a baseball team. | |||||
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09/20/2022 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year hitch. | |||||
