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09/22/2022 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit. | |||||
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09/22/2022 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible. | |||||
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09/22/2022 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor. | |||||
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09/22/2022 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie's relaxing trip to a spa takes a turn when Bonnie lands in jail. | |||||
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09/22/2022 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| When Christy falls back into old habits, Bonnie worries about her well-being in the fifth season finale. | |||||
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09/22/2022 11:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy has second thoughts about law school on the premiere. | |||||
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09/22/2022 11:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy decides she doesn't need Gamblers Anonymous anymore. | |||||
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09/23/2022 12:00 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight. Ray's dreams of authoring a sports book get squashed when the publishing company takes a pass on it. | |||||
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09/23/2022 12:30 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is mortified when he meets a girl whom he dated 25 years earlier and believes he treated with disrespect. Ray, is wracked with guilt meeting Elizabeth again because he feels he didn't behave properly on their date. | |||||
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09/23/2022 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Having become obsessed with game shows since leaving college, Erica tries out for "Jeopardy!"; a new crush makes Barry realize he might not be over Lainey. | |||||
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09/23/2022 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| After Adam decides to see "Willow" instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly, he must find a way to get back into her good graces; Barry is tired of his status as middle child and fights Erica for his right to the college of his choice. | |||||
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09/23/2022 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/23/2022 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/23/2022 3:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/23/2022 3:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/23/2022 4:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/23/2022 4:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/23/2022 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J. | |||||
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09/23/2022 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires. | |||||
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09/23/2022 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure. | |||||
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09/23/2022 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady. | |||||
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09/23/2022 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Ben, chairman of the entertainment committee, gets retired opera singer Angela Drake to come perform. Blake stays at the Ponderosa talking endlessly, but neglects to mention the fact that she had lost her voice years ago. | |||||
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09/23/2022 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Richard Kiley guest stars as Will Stambridge, a reluctant gunfighter with whom Kitty falls in love-after he risks his own life to save hers. | |||||
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09/23/2022 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| James Stacy guest stars as a personable thief, who doesn't relish the thought of a minimum two-year sentence because of his past record and, therefore, seeks to escape from Festus en route to the Dodge City jail. | |||||
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09/23/2022 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Morgan Woodward plays Bear Sanderson, a man who seeks his own revenge when outlaw Indians kill his wife and burn his home. | |||||
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09/23/2022 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Michael Learned, best known as the mother of Paul Stevens, plays the lawyer who, after much deliberation, accepts Marshal Dillon's plea to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife. | |||||
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09/23/2022 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition. | |||||
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09/23/2022 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home. | |||||
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09/23/2022 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is forced to exert all his persuasiveness to get a farmer to get a tetanus shot. | |||||
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09/23/2022 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are involved in the catching of a jewel thief | |||||
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09/23/2022 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married. | |||||
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09/23/2022 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Romance blossoms for Andy and Mary Simpson, the county nurse, but the ever-present Barney remains blissfully unaware that three constitute a crowd. | |||||
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09/23/2022 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barber Floyd Lawson takes on an assistant who turns out to be a bookie. | |||||
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09/23/2022 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces charges of malfeasance in office when a disgruntled traffic offender seeks revenge. | |||||
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09/23/2022 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All hell breaks loose when Robert starts dating a girl half his age. While Frank and Ray are fawning over Erica, Robert's latest conquest, Marie and Debra are fuming over how ridiculous the whole situation makes Robert look. | |||||
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09/23/2022 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are not truely very happy with each other. Ray accidentally overhears his in-laws going at it with each other, and he relays the news to Debra. | |||||
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09/23/2022 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray fears that he will come down with something dreadful after someone sneezes on him. When Marie hears that Ray is under the weather, she doesn't waste any time in coddling her younger son with homemade chicken soup and TLC. | |||||
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09/23/2022 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out. | |||||
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09/23/2022 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency. When Debra starts choking on a piece of food, she turns to Ray for help only to discover that he can't be counted on when it matters most. | |||||
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09/23/2022 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game. Ray sees the other reporters who have all brought their wives. | |||||
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09/23/2022 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her. | |||||
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09/23/2022 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over. | |||||
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09/23/2022 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea. | |||||
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09/23/2022 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go. | |||||
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09/23/2022 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out. | |||||
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09/23/2022 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy's law professor leans on her too hard. | |||||
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09/23/2022 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie invites a freshly paroled Tammy to stay with them. | |||||
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09/23/2022 11:00 pm |
Mom |
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| The ladies accompany Marjorie on a trip to honor her husband. | |||||
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09/23/2022 11:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy and Jill clash over a gambling debt. | |||||
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09/24/2022 12:00 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal he kept as a teenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from his past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information. | |||||
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09/24/2022 12:30 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she realizes during a Valentine's Day dinner with Ray, that they no longer have anything to talk about. Debra suggests that they get involved in each other's hobbies so they'll have something in common. | |||||
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09/24/2022 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam unintentionally lets it slip that Barry never completed his community service requirement; Erica makes plans for her and Geoff to follow the Grateful Dead all summer; the JTP graduates from high school. | |||||
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09/24/2022 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Under the watchful eye of an 11-year-old boy's video camera, the Goldbergs face the challenges of life in the '80s, including two new teenage drivers and a grandfather who shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel. | |||||
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09/24/2022 2:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Jackie fight over parenting issues, and hurtful words are exchanged. Dan spends time with D.J. | |||||
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09/24/2022 2:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne wages war against a new restaurant that opens across from the Lunch Box. | |||||
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09/24/2022 3:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne insists Dan go out with her for one last Saturday night "date" before their baby arrives and crash a Bar Mitzvah. Becky and Darlene bond over a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps. | |||||
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09/24/2022 3:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Ouija board makes this Halloween the weirdest and the happiest one of all. During a seance, Roseanne goes into labor and must be rushed to the hospital, where she gives birth to Jerry Garcia Conner. | |||||
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09/24/2022 4:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conners go back in time in this spoof of '50s sitcoms. | |||||
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09/24/2022 5:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie, Roseanne and baby Jerry pick up a hitchhiker and run a truck off the road. Dan's desperate to enjoy having the house to himself. | |||||
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09/24/2022 5:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| D.J. performs in his school's Thanksgiving pageant in which the pilgrims pull out weapons and gun down the Indians "Pulp Fiction" style. D.J.'s Native-American teacher enlightens the parents with his story of Thanksgiving. | |||||
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09/24/2022 6:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan questions the meaning of his life when the band he used to sing with returns to town. Roseanne feels guilty that Dan left to be with her and gets him a little stage time to relive that time. | |||||
