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    10/07/2022 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Assaulted Nuts

    Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.

    10/07/2022 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Parent Trapped

    Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents.

    10/07/2022 9:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Tube Stakes

    Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen.

    10/07/2022 9:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Doug Out

    Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.

    10/07/2022 10:00 pm

    Mom

    A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon

    Christy and Bonnie set aside their differences to deal with a family crisis together.

    10/07/2022 10:30 pm

    Mom

    A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Misplaced Fork

    Christy goes on her first date since she stopped drinking. Meanwhile, Bonnie teaches her grandson Roscoe to gamble.

    10/07/2022 11:00 pm

    Mom

    Loathing and Tube Socks

    Christy's patience is tested by everyone she knows; while Bonnie runs into an old rival.

    10/07/2022 11:30 pm

    Mom

    Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag

    Christy makes a new friend, Regina, who has big problems. Meanwhile, Bonnie attempts to put someone else's needs ahead of her own.

    10/08/2022 12:00 am

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Nice Talk

    When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzzle.

    10/08/2022 12:30 am

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Blabbermouths

    When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.

    10/08/2022 1:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Love is a Mix Tape

    Adam makes a romantic mixtape for his girlfriend, only to have it hijacked by Beverly. Barry tries to impress his popular classmates with a fake ID, but his plan backfires.

    10/08/2022 1:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    Mama Drama

    When Adam isn't cast as the lead in the school musical, Beverly helps him star in a competing show. Murray stubbornly tries to avoid traffic, opening a rift between him and Barry.

    10/08/2022 2:00 am

    Roseanne

    Saturday

    Roseanne bets Dan that he can't stop wasting time long enough to fix his truck. If she loses, she'll have to do all the snow shoveling for the rest of her life. If she wins, Dan has to clean the oven for the rest of his life.

    10/08/2022 2:30 am

    Roseanne

    Canoga Time

    Roseanne and Dan are at odds over which of their possessions to save and which to donate to the PTA rummage sale.

    10/08/2022 3:00 am

    Roseanne

    The Monday Thru Friday Show

    Roseanne and Dan decide to take the honeymoon they never had. The couple disagrees about where they should go for their romantic getaway. Meanwhile, Becky refuses to dissect a frog in class while Darlene starts a paper route.

    10/08/2022 3:30 am

    Roseanne

    Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

    Dan doesn't understand Crystal's devotion to her deceased husband (who had cheated on her numerous times). Darlene is confused by her parents' reactions to her new smoking habit.

    10/08/2022 4:00 am

    Roseanne

    Father's Day

    Roseanne is forced into the role of peacemaker between Dan and his father during a weekend visit.

    10/08/2022 4:30 am

    Roseanne

    Nightmare on Oak Street

    Roseanne and Dan struggle to handle Darlene's transition into womanhood.

    10/08/2022 5:00 am

    Roseanne

    Mall Story

    The Conner family spends the day together at the mall. Unfortunately, family time turns into a disaster when Roseanne and Becky disagree over a party dress, Darlene goes on a junk food binge, and Dan gets in a tight squeeze.

    10/08/2022 5:30 am

    Roseanne

    Becky's Choice

    Roseanne invites Chip and his parents over for a dinner party on the same night Becky has plans with her secret other boyfriend. Chip's family and the Conners come to blows in a battle of the classes.

    10/08/2022 6:00 am

    Roseanne

    The Slice of Life

    Roseanne and Dan fear the worst when Darlene is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.

    10/08/2022 6:30 am

    Roseanne

    Workin' Overtime

    Roseanne's balancing act of motherhood and heavy overtime at work reaches a boiling point. Having been pushed to the edge, Roseanne runs away to a diner.

    10/08/2022 7:00 am

    Roseanne

    Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

    The Conner family makes the best out of a bad situation when an impending tornado keeps them from leaving the house. Roseanne worries when Jackie doesn't return from a shopping trip.

    10/08/2022 7:30 am

    Roseanne

    Death and Stuff

    A door-to-door salesman drops dead in Roseanne's kitchen.

    10/08/2022 8:00 am

    Roseanne

    Dear Mom and Dad

    Dan and Jackie encourage the normally outspoken Roseanne to stand up to her parents.

    10/08/2022 8:30 am

    Roseanne

    Let's Call It Quits

    Roseanne makes a deal with her overbearing new supervisor: she'll stop cracking wise at work if he begins to treat her fellow employees with respect.

    10/08/2022 9:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Mike's Boss

    Mike's boss starts dating his boss (GERALD McRANEY).

    10/08/2022 9:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Yard Sale

    While Mike's away, Molly decides to have a yard sale.

    10/08/2022 10:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Mike Likes Briefs

    Mike gets nervous when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

    10/08/2022 10:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Mike Takes a Test

    Molly encourages Mike to become a detective.

    10/08/2022 11:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Fish For Breakfast

    In hopes of having a baby, Mike & Molly try to eat healthier

    10/08/2022 11:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Molly's Birthday

    Mike takes an unexpected "trip" on Molly's birthday.

    10/08/2022 12:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Carl Gets a Roommate

    Mike starts construction on the basement.

    10/08/2022 12:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Mike the Tease

    A worried Mike visits a fertility clinic.

    10/08/2022 1:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Spring Break

    Molly & Victoria set off on a Spring Break road trip.

    10/08/2022 1:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Party Planners

    Molly and Peggy try to play nice for Mike's birthday.

    10/08/2022 2:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Mike Can't Read

    Mike and Molly take up roller-skating before having kids.

    10/08/2022 2:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Molly's Out of Town

    Mike goes on a junk food binge while Molly's away.

    10/08/2022 3:00 pm

    Mom

    Abstinence and Pudding

    Christy is determined to take things slow in her relationship with Adam. Meanwhile, Bonnie and her rival from AA, Marjorie, disagree on what taking it slow means.

    10/08/2022 3:30 pm

    Mom

    Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast

    Christy squares off against Luke's conservative parents who are upset about Violet's pregnancy. Meanwhile, Bonnie is determined not to let menopause get the best of her.

    10/08/2022 4:00 pm

    Mom

    Big Sur and Strawberry Lube

    Christy is nervous about going on a romantic weekend getaway with Adam. Meanwhile, Gabriel's wife, Claudia, suspects he is cheating and seeks comfort from Christy.

    10/08/2022 4:30 pm

    Mom

    Zombies and Cobb Salad

    When Bonnie loses her job and struggles to keep her life together, Christy tries to get her back on track.

    10/08/2022 5:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Taterhead is Our Love Child

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 5:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Pie Hole, Herb

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 6:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Damn You, Eggs Benedict

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 6:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    The Flavin' and the Mavin'

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 7:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    A Jock Strap in Hell

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 7:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    It's Always Nazi Week

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 8:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Best H.O. Money Can Buy

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 8:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Pinocchio's Mouth

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 9:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 9:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Thanks For the Intercourse

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 10:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Frodo's Headshots

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 10:34 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/08/2022 11:08 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Traffic

    Christine attempts to stop sulking and get over her breakup with Mr. Harris. Meanwhile, Matthew goes to therapy and learns that his intimacy issues are due to his dysfunctional relationship with his sister, Christine.

    10/08/2022 11:42 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Between A Rock And A Hard Place

    Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

    10/09/2022 12:12 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.

    10/09/2022 12:48 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    House

    When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them.

    10/09/2022 1:24 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Burning Down The House

    Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.

    10/09/2022 2:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Happy Couple, The

    Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.

    10/09/2022 2:36 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    One And A Half Man

    When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.

    10/09/2022 3:12 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    A Decent Proposal

    Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.

    10/09/2022 3:48 am

    The Golden Girls

    The Actor

    Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose each vie for the attention of an actor in the local community theatre, who on the sly begins romancing each of them.

    10/09/2022 4:24 am

    The Golden Girls

    Before and After

    Rose is convinced she died during a throat spasm. This leads her to live her life to the hilt, totally disrupting the other girls' lives. Then, when the girls complain about her new lifestyle, Rose moves out.

    10/09/2022 5:00 am

    The Golden Girls

    And Then There Was One

    Sophia readies herself for participating in a walkathon. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose babysit for the walkathon participants' children. But when the event is over, a baby is left unclaimed.

    10/09/2022 5:30 am

    The Golden Girls

    Bedtime Story

    When the girls learn that a number of relatives are going to be visiting, they reminisce about times they've had to share a bed and strange places they've had to sleep, including a train station.

    10/09/2022 6:00 am

    The Golden Girls

    Forgive Me, Father

    Blanche and Rose plan a nice dinner at the house for Dorothy and her new boyfriend, who she later learns is a priest. She later gets another shock when she learns he plans to leave the church.

    10/09/2022 6:30 am

    The Golden Girls

    Long Days Journey into Marinara

    Sophia's sister, Angela, arrives in Miami for a visit and decides to move there. Dorothy invites her to stay with the girls. This ticks off Sophia since she thinks that Angela is after everything that she has.

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