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		10/16/2022 8:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Untainted by Filth
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: Untainted by Filth Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		10/16/2022 8:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		10/16/2022 9:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: Mr. Hose Says "Yes" Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		10/16/2022 9:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Why We Gave Up Women
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: Why We Gave Up Women Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		10/16/2022 10:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Straw in My Donut Hole
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: The Straw in My Donut Hole Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		10/16/2022 10:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		10/16/2022 11:00 pm	The Neighborhood	Pilot
	Dave Johnson a friendly guy from the Midwest, moves his family to a Los Angeles neighborhood next door to Calvin Butler, who's concerned the Johnsons will disrupt the culture on the block and doesn't appreciate Dave's extreme neighborliness.
Localized series title: The Neighborhood Localized episode title: Pilot Localized description: Dave Johnson a friendly guy from the Midwest, moves his family to a Los Angeles neighborhood next door to Calvin Butler, who's concerned the Johnsons will disrupt the culture on the block and doesn't appreciate Dave's extreme neighborliness.
		10/16/2022 11:30 pm	The Neighborhood	Welcome to the Repipe
	When a water pipe bursts at the Johnsons' home, Calvin reluctantly agrees to help Dave repair the damage. Also, Gemma discovers a surprising secret about her new neighbor.
Localized series title: The Neighborhood Localized episode title: Welcome to the Repipe Localized description: When a water pipe bursts at the Johnsons' home, Calvin reluctantly agrees to help Dave repair the damage. Also, Gemma discovers a surprising secret about her new neighbor.
		10/17/2022 12:00 am	The Neighborhood	Welcome to the Spare Key
	Dave gives Calvin a spare key to the Johnsons' house in case of an emergency and is pleasantly surprised when the gesture is reciprocated, or so he thinks.
Localized series title: The Neighborhood Localized episode title: Welcome to the Spare Key Localized description: Dave gives Calvin a spare key to the Johnsons' house in case of an emergency and is pleasantly surprised when the gesture is reciprocated, or so he thinks.
		10/17/2022 12:30 am	The Neighborhood	Welcome to the Housewarming
	Dave and Gemma decide to invite the Butlers to their housewarming party. However, when everyone but Calvin accepts, Dave decides he's finally had enough of Calvin's refusal to welcome him to town.
Localized series title: The Neighborhood Localized episode title: Welcome to the Housewarming Localized description: Dave and Gemma decide to invite the Butlers to their housewarming party. However, when everyone but Calvin accepts, Dave decides he's finally had enough of Calvin's refusal to welcome him to town.
		10/17/2022 1:00 am	The Goldbergs	Happy Mom, Happy Life
	As Beverly disrupts Adam and Dana's health class assignment, Erica's punishes Barry for coming between her and Lainey.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: Happy Mom, Happy Life Localized description: As Beverly disrupts Adam and Dana's health class assignment, Erica's punishes Barry for coming between her and Lainey.
		10/17/2022 1:30 am	The Goldbergs	The Lost Boy
	Barry and Erica's efforts to keep Beverly from meddling in their lives backfire. Adam grows up fast when Murray loses him at a baseball game.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: The Lost Boy Localized description: Barry and Erica's efforts to keep Beverly from meddling in their lives backfire. Adam grows up fast when Murray loses him at a baseball game.
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		10/17/2022 5:00 am	MASH	The Ringbanger
	Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Fran
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Ringbanger Localized description: Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Fran
		10/17/2022 5:30 am	MASH	Sometimes You Hear The Bullet
	Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkey
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Sometimes You Hear The Bullet Localized description: Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkey
		10/17/2022 6:00 am	MASH	Dear Dad, Again
	Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch, and no one will notice; Radar
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Dear Dad, Again Localized description: Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch, and no one will notice; Radar
		10/17/2022 6:30 am	MASH	The Long-John Flap
	The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long john's from his father. They get passed around from person to person, as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen, given up to Father
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Long-John Flap Localized description: The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long john's from his father. They get passed around from person to person, as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen, given up to Father
		10/17/2022 7:00 am	Bonanza	The Avenger
	Hoss and Joe are looking for a way to prevent Adam and Ben from getting hanged. Then a stranger, Lassiter comes to town and helps them to prove Adam and Ben's innocence with out explanation.
Localized series title: Bonanza Localized episode title: The Avenger Localized description: Hoss and Joe are looking for a way to prevent Adam and Ben from getting hanged. Then a stranger, Lassiter comes to town and helps them to prove Adam and Ben's innocence with out explanation.
		10/17/2022 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Fandango
	Matt Dillon tries to bring a man to justice despite the onslaughts of an almost maniacal man wishing to exact his own revenge.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Fandango Localized description: Matt Dillon tries to bring a man to justice despite the onslaughts of an almost maniacal man wishing to exact his own revenge.
		10/17/2022 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Returning
	After eight years as a debt-plagued dirt farmer, a reformed outlaw rejoins his old gang to rob the Dodge City freight office.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Returning Localized description: After eight years as a debt-plagued dirt farmer, a reformed outlaw rejoins his old gang to rob the Dodge City freight office.
		10/17/2022 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Lure
	Private detectives use Kitty and the daughter of an outlaw assures to trap the girl's fugitive father.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Lure Localized description: Private detectives use Kitty and the daughter of an outlaw assures to trap the girl's fugitive father.
		10/17/2022 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Noose of Gold
	As assistant attorney general uses Matt Dillon's long-time friendship for an outlaw to further his political ambitions.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Noose of Gold Localized description: As assistant attorney general uses Matt Dillon's long-time friendship for an outlaw to further his political ambitions.
		10/17/2022 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Look, Paw, I'm Dancing
	Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Look, Paw, I'm Dancing Localized description: Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls.
		10/17/2022 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Gypsies
	Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Gypsies Localized description: Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science
		10/17/2022 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Eat Your Heart Out
	Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Eat Your Heart Out Localized description: Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special
		10/17/2022 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Baby in The House
	Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: A Baby in The House Localized description: Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her.
		10/17/2022 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The County Clerk
	Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The County Clerk Localized description: Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.
		10/17/2022 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Foster Lady
	Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Foster Lady Localized description: Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her.
		10/17/2022 3:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Replacement
	Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Goober's Replacement Localized description: Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement.
		10/17/2022 3:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Battle of Mayberry
	Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Battle of Mayberry Localized description: Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.
		10/17/2022 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Why Are We Here?
	When Debra gets fed up with Ray's family intruding in her life, they both reminisce about how quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Why Are We Here? Localized description: When Debra gets fed up with Ray's family intruding in her life, they both reminisce about how quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family.
		10/17/2022 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ray's on TV
	Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show, his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Ray's on TV Localized description: Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show, his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers.
		10/17/2022 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Father Knows Least
	Ray gets to use the “active technique” he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents when their stubbornness goes too far. Ray doesn't realize how much he's mastered the technique learned in class.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Father Knows Least Localized description: Ray gets to use the “active technique” he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents when their stubbornness goes too far. Ray doesn't realize how much he's mastered the technique learned in class.
		10/17/2022 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Brother
	At the urging of his parents, Ray takes his brother, Robert, out for a night on the town. But when Robert wants to get in touch with Ray's “feelings” Ray gets a little uncomfortable with “this brotherly bonding thing.”
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Brother Localized description: At the urging of his parents, Ray takes his brother, Robert, out for a night on the town. But when Robert wants to get in touch with Ray's “feelings” Ray gets a little uncomfortable with “this brotherly bonding thing.”
		10/17/2022 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Mozart
	When Ally decides to stop taking piano lessons from her Grandma, Ray tries to teach her an important lesson about not quitting by resuming the lessons he took from his mother 25 years earlier.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Mozart Localized description: When Ally decides to stop taking piano lessons from her Grandma, Ray tries to teach her an important lesson about not quitting by resuming the lessons he took from his mother 25 years earlier.
		10/17/2022 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Golf
	When Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, his guilt manifests itself in an inevitable anxietyattack on the golf course and his doctor diagnoses a bad case of stress with the remedy being to play more golf.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Golf Localized description: When Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, his guilt manifests itself in an inevitable anxietyattack on the golf course and his doctor diagnoses a bad case of stress with the remedy being to play more golf.
		10/17/2022 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Strike One
	Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Strike One Localized description: Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it.
		10/17/2022 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Strike Too
	The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Strike Too Localized description: The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works.
		10/17/2022 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Strike Out
	Doug and Deacon are going insane from boredom during the strike. They get together with Arthur and stark pulling stupid pranks on people to entertain themselves.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Strike Out Localized description: Doug and Deacon are going insane from boredom during the strike. They get together with Arthur and stark pulling stupid pranks on people to entertain themselves.
		10/17/2022 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Dark Meet
	Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Dark Meet Localized description: Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family.
		10/17/2022 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Twisted Sitters
	Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Twisted Sitters Localized description: Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything.
		10/17/2022 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Work Related
	Arthur starts working at Carrie's lawfirm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Work Related Localized description: Arthur starts working at Carrie's lawfirm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war.
		10/17/2022 10:00 pm	Mom	Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
	Christy and Bonnie face temptation when Bonnie is prescribed pain medication for a back injury.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne Localized description: Christy and Bonnie face temptation when Bonnie is prescribed pain medication for a back injury.
		10/17/2022 10:34 pm	Mom	Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
	Bonnie goes to extremes to keep a major secret from Christy.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous Localized description: Bonnie goes to extremes to keep a major secret from Christy.
		10/17/2022 11:08 pm	Mom	Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
	After Bonnie's relapse, the women from her AA meeting rally around to help her through withdrawal from painkillers, but Christy wants no part of it.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari Localized description: After Bonnie's relapse, the women from her AA meeting rally around to help her through withdrawal from painkillers, but Christy wants no part of it.
		10/17/2022 11:42 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Anniversary
	At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary, Raymond learns that his parents were once separated for a year and might have gotten divorced if Frank hadn't returned home to help with Ray's broken arm.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Anniversary Localized description: At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary, Raymond learns that his parents were once separated for a year and might have gotten divorced if Frank hadn't returned home to help with Ray's broken arm.
		10/18/2022 12:12 am	Everybody Loves Raymond	Working Late Again
	When Debra fears that Ray is hiding out at work because he doesn't want to spend time at home with the family, she asks him to start working from home. Things don't turn out the way she planned.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Working Late Again Localized description: When Debra fears that Ray is hiding out at work because he doesn't want to spend time at home with the family, she asks him to start working from home. Things don't turn out the way she planned.
		10/18/2022 12:48 am	The Goldbergs	The Adam Bomb
	As Adam and Barry take their April Fool's Day feud too far, Beverly and Murray try to convince Erica to give up on her dream of becoming a pop star.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: The Adam Bomb Localized description: As Adam and Barry take their April Fool's Day feud too far, Beverly and Murray try to convince Erica to give up on her dream of becoming a pop star.
		10/18/2022 1:24 am	The Goldbergs	I Drank the Mold!
	As a bad beer experience ruins Adam's birthday party, Barry and Erica try to convince Murray to buy a CD player.
Localized series title: The Goldbergs Localized episode title: I Drank the Mold! Localized description: As a bad beer experience ruins Adam's birthday party, Barry and Erica try to convince Murray to buy a CD player.
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		10/18/2022 5:00 am	MASH	The Army - Navy Game
	The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Army - Navy Game Localized description: The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T
		10/18/2022 5:35 am	MASH	Sticky Wicket
	Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover, as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves out of The Swamp. He decides to open up
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Sticky Wicket Localized description: Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover, as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves out of The Swamp. He decides to open up
		10/18/2022 6:10 am	MASH	Major Fred C. Dobbs
	As usual Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after a broadcast goes out of Frank telling Margaret he's leaving, she decides
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Major Fred C. Dobbs Localized description: As usual Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after a broadcast goes out of Frank telling Margaret he's leaving, she decides

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