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    10/28/2022 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Flash Photography

    Doug gets bored at a wedding and decideds to take a picture of his "area" with a disposable camera. When the bride and groom see the picture they think it was Danny, and they have a big fight, which makes Doug feel guilty.

    10/28/2022 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Connect Four

    Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, & invites her friend & husband to join. Doug hates her husband, so they invite Eddie & his girlfriend, who Carrie ends up hating. They decide to find a new couple to hang out with.

    10/28/2022 9:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Jung Frankenstein

    Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change.

    10/28/2022 9:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Attention Deficit

    Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party. Carrie doesn't think that Doug thinks about her during the day, & Doug has to prove that he does.

    10/28/2022 10:00 pm

    Mom

    A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral

    Christy and Jill take Emily to see her biological mother, Natasha, in rehab where they make a surprising discovery. Meanwhile, Bonnie watches Adam's dog while he's out of town.

    10/28/2022 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet

    Christy tries to help when Bonnie gets into trouble with the IRS. Realizing she's in over her head, she encourages Bonnie so seek help from her newfound brother, Ray.

    10/28/2022 11:00 pm

    Mom

    Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

    In the fifth season premiere episode, Bonnie gets cold feet when considering her future with Adam, and Christy risks failing an important test in order to help a fellow alcoholic.

    10/28/2022 11:30 pm

    Mom

    Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

    Bonnie is suspicious when her brother, Ray returns from rehab and strikes up a friendship with Adam, and Christy and Bonnie have a brush with the law when they take Ray's fancy car for a joy ride.

    10/29/2022 12:00 am

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Author

    The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight. Ray's dreams of authoring a sports book get squashed when the publishing company takes a pass on it.

    10/29/2022 12:30 am

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Walk to the Door

    Ray is mortified when he meets a girl whom he dated 25 years earlier and believes he treated with disrespect. Ray, is wracked with guilt meeting Elizabeth again because he feels he didn't behave properly on their date.

    10/29/2022 1:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Who Are You Going to Telephone?

    As Adam abandons Pops to go trick-or-treating with a cool new friend, Beverly dons a costume so she can keep Barry from being embarrassed at a Halloween party.

    10/29/2022 1:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    Stefan King

    Hoping to be the next Stephen King, Adam writes a horror story whose monster is based on Beverly. Erica schemes to get a date with Geoff on Halloween.

    10/29/2022 2:00 am

    Roseanne

    PMS, I Love You

    Roseanne endures a particularly emotional “time of the month” with planning Dan's surprise party.

    10/29/2022 2:36 am

    Roseanne

    Bird is the Word

    Becky's popularity skyrockets after she inadvertently makes an inappropriate gesture in a yearbook photo.

    10/29/2022 3:12 am

    Roseanne

    Dream Lover

    Roseanne overhears Dan talking in his sleep, dreaming of another woman. Roseanne learns the imaginary woman's identity and sets out to meet her in real life.

    10/29/2022 3:48 am

    Roseanne

    Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

    After Becky and Darlene break their curfews one too many times, Roseanne and Dan decide to teach them a lesson about staying out all night.

    10/29/2022 4:24 am

    Roseanne

    Confessions

    Darlene crosses the line with her grandmother when trying to defend Roseanne.

    10/29/2022 5:00 am

    Roseanne

    The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

    Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting the marriage take place!

    10/29/2022 5:30 am

    Roseanne

    BOO!

    The Conner family challenges its members to create the scariest costume and the best prank for Halloween.

    10/29/2022 6:00 am

    Roseanne

    Trick or Treat

    It's Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade.

    10/29/2022 6:30 am

    Roseanne

    Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

    Roseanne and Dan play a gruesome trick on their neighbor Kathy. Roseanne now worries how Kathy will seek her revenge.

    10/29/2022 7:00 am

    Roseanne

    Halloween IV

    After refusing to take part in the spooky festivities, Roseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and Future.

    10/29/2022 7:30 am

    Roseanne

    Halloween V

    Roseanne hopes Dan's infamous Halloween pranks will convince Nancy that he likes her. David and Darlene team up to prank Roseanne.

    10/29/2022 8:00 am

    Roseanne

    Skeleton in the Closet

    It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past.

    10/29/2022 8:30 am

    Roseanne

    Halloween - The Final Chapter

    The Ouija board makes this Halloween the weirdest and the happiest one of all. During a seance, Roseanne goes into labor and must be rushed to the hospital, where she gives birth to Jerry Garcia Conner.

    10/29/2022 9:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Carl is Jealous

    Carl's bro-mance with Mike is in jeopardy.

    10/29/2022 9:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Mike's Apartment

    Mike's mom dashes his plans for romance.

    10/29/2022 10:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    After the Lovin'

    Mike comes on to strong after a weekend with Molly.

    10/29/2022 10:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Mike Snores

    Molly insists that Mike spend the night at her place.

    10/29/2022 11:00 am

    Mike & Molly

    Mike's New Boots

    Molly becomes jealous when another woman flirts with Mike.

    10/29/2022 11:30 am

    Mike & Molly

    Carl Gets a Girl

    Mike gets in touch with his feminine side at Molly's place.

    10/29/2022 12:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Mike Goes to the Opera

    Molly and Mike's mom clash when Mike gets sick.

    10/29/2022 12:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Molly Makes Soup

    Molly's not happy when Vince tries to befriend Mike.

    10/29/2022 1:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Jim Won't Eat

    Mike's mom asks Molly to take care of her dog.

    10/29/2022 1:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Joyce & Vince and Peachers & Herb

    Molly goes out with Victoria when Mike won't leave the couch

    10/29/2022 2:00 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Mike's Feet

    Mike & Carl's bromance is in jeopardy.

    10/29/2022 2:30 pm

    Mike & Molly

    Peggy Shaves Her Legs

    When Peggy and Molly have lunch together, Mike worries about the conversation.

    10/29/2022 3:00 pm

    Mom

    A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

    Christy discovers she and her younger classmate, Cooper, make a good team both in and out of the classroom. Meanwhile, Bonnie steps up when a newly sober Natasha fears she can't handle motherhood.

    10/29/2022 3:30 pm

    Mom

    Fancy Crackers and Giant Women

    Bonnie suffers withdrawal after giving up cable TV to help Christy pay for her law school applications. And the women rally around Jill after she has a breakdown in her favorite department store.

    10/29/2022 4:00 pm

    Mom

    Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy

    When an injury temporarily lands Bonnie in a wheelchair, Christy is forced to take over as building manager and makes a surprising discovery.

    10/29/2022 4:30 pm

    Mom

    Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye

    Bonnie insists on meeting Adam's estranged brother, Patrick, and things get weird when he takes a romantic interest in Christy.

    10/29/2022 5:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 5:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 6:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 6:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Back off Mary Poppins

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 7:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 7:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 8:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Smell the Umbrella Stand

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 8:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    It Was 'Mame,' Mom

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 9:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Hi, Mr. Horned One

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 9:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Ergo, The Booty Call

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 10:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    I Scream When I Pee

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 10:34 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/29/2022 11:08 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Hair

    Fed up with the mean moms at Ritchie's snotty private school, Christine decides to enroll him in public school. KATHLEEN WILHOITE ("Gilmore Girls") guest stars.

    10/29/2022 11:42 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    He Ain't Heavy

    Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight. In her attempt to help him, however, Christine is unable to shed the extra pounds she has put on herself.

    10/30/2022 12:12 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    The Old Maid of Honor

    To convince everyone she's fine with Richard's remarriage, Christine pretends she and her date, Todd (LEE TERGESEN) are in love. CONSTANCE ZIMMER appears as New Christine's sister.

    10/30/2022 12:48 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Love: A Cautionary Tale

    Feelings are reawakened between Christine and Papa Jeff (SCOTT BAKULA) at Richard and New Christine's wedding, until Christine receives some shocking news.

    10/30/2022 1:24 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Bahamian Rhapsody

    In the fifth season premiere, Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help get Barb an illegal visa, after she was thrown in jail by immigration during Richard and New Christine's disastrous wedding.

    10/30/2022 2:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Burning Love

    Christine and Richard meet up with some old college buddies and are shocked to see how much their friends have aged.

    10/30/2022 2:36 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    The Mole

    Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine.

    10/30/2022 3:12 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    For Love or Money

    After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard (guest star CORBIN BERNSEN - Psych, L.A. Law), who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

    10/30/2022 3:48 am

    The Golden Girls

    And Ma Makes Three

    Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date, which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans.

    10/30/2022 4:24 am

    The Golden Girls

    Larceny and Old Lace

    Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary.

    10/30/2022 5:00 am

    The Golden Girls

    Rose's Big Adventure

    Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.

    10/30/2022 5:30 am

    The Golden Girls

    Mister Terrific

    Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.

    10/30/2022 6:00 am

    The Golden Girls

    Mother's Day

    While waiting for phone calls from their children wishing them a happy Mother's Day, the girls reminisce about past Mother's Days.

    10/30/2022 6:30 am

    The Golden Girls

    Yes, We Have No Havanas

    Blanche's new boyfriend is a charming Cuban who sweeps her off her feet, but she's not the only one. Blanche discovers he's also been dating Sophia. Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy so she can get a high school diploma.

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