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    10/30/2022 8:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/30/2022 8:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    A Jock Strap in Hell

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/30/2022 9:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/30/2022 9:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Springtime on a Stick

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/30/2022 10:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Bite Me, Supreme Court

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/30/2022 10:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/30/2022 11:00 pm

    Season 4

    Welcome to the Haunting

    The Neighborhood stars Cedric the Entertainer in a comedy about what happens when the friendliest guy in the Midwest moves his family to a neighborhood in Los Angeles where not everyone looks like him or appreciates his extreme neighborliness.

    10/30/2022 11:30 pm

    The Neighborhood

    Welcome to the Stolen Sneakers

    When Malcolm is robbed and won't reveal the culprit, Calvin and Dave team up to crack the case of the missing sneakers. Also, Tina takes a unique approach to teaching Gemma self-defense.

    10/31/2022 12:00 am

    The Neighborhood

    Welcome to the Fundraiser

    Tina gets carried away when she tries to help Gemma ace her first fundraiser as school principal. Also, Dave aids Calvin in his efforts to win a special silent-auction prize for his mom.

    10/31/2022 12:30 am

    The Neighborhood

    Welcome to Grover's Birthday

    When Dave and Gemma's elaborate plans for Grover's 7th birthday party go awry, Malcolm and Marty come to the rescue. Also, Calvin's choice of gift winds up sending one person to the hospital.

    10/31/2022 1:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Jackie Likes Star Trek

    Adam and Jackie disagree over their Halloween costumes, so Murray shows Adam to be a shell of a man in order to keep Jackie happy. However, this backfires quickly, and it also causes an issue for Murray and Beverly.

    10/31/2022 1:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    Mister Knifey-Hands

    Jackie's parents let Adam watch "A Nightmare on Elm Street" and a disagreement ensues. Beverly dreams about Freddy Krueger, which teaches her a lesson. Erica realizes she's not as popular as she once was as she hangs out at William Penn Academy.

    10/31/2022 2:00 am

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    10/31/2022 3:00 am

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    10/31/2022 5:00 am

    MASH

    Trick or Treatment

    It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead.

    10/31/2022 5:30 am

    MASH

    The General Flipped At Dawn

    The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter.

    10/31/2022 6:00 am

    MASH

    Rainbow Bridge

    As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into

    10/31/2022 6:30 am

    MASH

    Officer Of The Day

    While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg.

    10/31/2022 7:00 am

    Bonanza

    The Mill

    Tom Edwards is in a wheelchair and holds Ben Cartwright responsible for his condition. Tom feels sorry for himself and finds solace in the bottle. The Cartwrights decide to help him find purpose again and build a mill on his p

    10/31/2022 8:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Abelia

    Festus, a young widow, and her two children are held hostage by a gang of outlaws.

    10/31/2022 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Railroad

    Matt blocks a railroad company's efforts to force Jim Graham off his land. The right-of-way dispute halts progress on a new track which would link Omaha and Dodge. When Mr. Graham refuses to sell his land, Matt supports him. The

    10/31/2022 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Miracle Man

    A slick talking salesman, attended by three dissatisfied customers, is rescued by a farm widow.

    10/31/2022 11:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Waco

    Marshal Dillon has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner whose gang pursues them doggedly.

    10/31/2022 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Ellie for Council

    Ellie Walker sets the men and women of Mayberry against each other when she runs for a seat on the town council.

    10/31/2022 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Stranger in Town

    A stranger comes to Mayberry and disrupts the lives of the townspeople because he knows everyone's name and business.

    10/31/2022 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Maybery Goes To Hollywood

    A Hollywood producer descends on Mayberry, and the town proceeds to make itself over in Hollywood's image.

    10/31/2022 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Horse Trader

    Andy cautions Opie about misrepresentation in the exchange of seeds for a cap pistol, but indulges in some fast and fancy "horse trading" when it comes to selling the town cannon.

    10/31/2022 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Those Gossipin Men

    Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

    10/31/2022 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Beauty Contest

    Andy, appointed judge of a beauty contest, shows the wisdom of a solomon in picking a popular winner.

    10/31/2022 3:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Alcohol and Old Lace

    Andy and Barney finally solve the problem of moonshining in Mayberry.

    10/31/2022 3:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy the Marriage Counselor

    Andy tries to solve the marriage problems of Fred and Jennie Boone who spend their married life fighting with each other.

    10/31/2022 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Halloween Candy

    After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she weren't in charge of the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of “cutting the wires.”

    10/31/2022 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Sneeze

    Ray fears that he will come down with something dreadful after someone sneezes on him. When Marie hears that Ray is under the weather, she doesn't waste any time in coddling her younger son with homemade chicken soup and TLC.

    10/31/2022 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    What Good Are You?

    Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency. When Debra starts choking on a piece of food, she turns to Ray for help only to discover that he can't be counted on when it matters most.

    10/31/2022 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    SuperBowl

    Ray's exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game. Ray sees the other reporters who have all brought their wives.

    10/31/2022 6:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Ray's Journal

    Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal he kept as a teenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from his past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information.

    10/31/2022 6:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Silent Partner

    Debra is upset when she realizes during a Valentine's Day dinner with Ray, that they no longer have anything to talk about. Debra suggests that they get involved in each other's hobbies so they'll have something in common.

    10/31/2022 7:05 pm

    King of Queens

    Ticker Treat

    Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital.

    10/31/2022 7:40 pm

    King of Queens

    Prints Charming

    Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hofferman's. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active.

    10/31/2022 8:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Animal Attraction

    It's Valentine's Day and Doug has to deliver penguins to a zoo together with Deacon. Meanwhile, Carrie and Hollie are trying to get a date for Hollie and even Arthur and Spence are looking out for love.

    10/31/2022 8:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Golden Moldy

    Doug and Carrie get an offer from their friends to go to the Caribbean with them. Meanwhile, Arthur discovers that the basement has a mold problem.

    10/31/2022 9:25 pm

    King of Queens

    S'Poor House

    Doug and Carrie have to get $12000 together to get rid of the mold problem in the basement. They try to get the loan from Doug's father. Arthur wants to help them out as well and tries to get the money from Spence's mom.

    10/31/2022 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Pudding and A Screen Door

    Jill returns from her wellness retreat a changed woman, but Bonnie is offended when she refuses to pay for lunch. Also, Christy's plans for the future are thrown off track following some disappointing news.

    10/31/2022 10:34 pm

    Mom

    Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe

    Bonnie locks horns with Jill's “inner strength” coach, Miranda, while Christy struggles to bounce back after being rejected from law school.

    10/31/2022 11:08 pm

    Mom

    Esta Loca and a Little Klingon

    When Christy and Bonnie help Jill get sober again, Christy's boyfriend, Patrick, is less than understanding when it ruins his birthday weekend.

    10/31/2022 11:42 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Fairies

    Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play. At first he defends the boys against Frank's sarcastic comments about the situation. Ray later learns that the boys chose the role.

    11/01/2022 12:12 am

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Stefania Arrives

    Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman he fell in love with in Italy. Robert's excitement quickly gives way to annoyance when he witnesses a few of her idiosyncrasies. Robert has to rethink his feelings for her.

    11/01/2022 12:48 am

    The Goldbergs

    Who Are You Going to Telephone?

    As Adam abandons Pops to go trick-or-treating with a cool new friend, Beverly dons a costume so she can keep Barry from being embarrassed at a Halloween party.

    11/01/2022 1:24 am

    The Goldbergs

    Couples Costume

    Adam skips trick-or-treating to take his girlfriend to a haunted house. Beverly attempts to teach Adam a lesson about the dangers of Halloween, but her plan backfires.

    11/01/2022 2:00 am

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    11/01/2022 2:30 am

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    11/01/2022 3:00 am

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    11/01/2022 3:30 am

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    11/01/2022 4:00 am

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    11/01/2022 4:30 am

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    11/01/2022 5:00 am

    MASH

    Iron Guts Kelly

    General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reported killed at the front, as that is where he

    11/01/2022 5:35 am

    MASH

    O.R.

    The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray b

    11/01/2022 6:10 am

    MASH

    Springtime

    When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patie

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