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    11/24/2022 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Dark Meet

    Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family.

    11/24/2022 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Loaner Car

    Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly.

    11/24/2022 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Thanks Man

    Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out.

    11/24/2022 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Baker's Doesn't

    Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere.

    11/24/2022 9:00 pm

    Mom

    Fireballs and Bullet Holes

    Christy tries to start a relationship with her father, Alvin, while Bonnie struggles to accept the fact that Christy wants him in her life.

    11/24/2022 9:30 pm

    Mom

    Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling

    An unexpected death rocks the Plunkett family.

    11/24/2022 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Terrorists and Gingerbread

    Christy and Bonnie have different ideas about forgiveness when Bonnie's mother, Shirley, who abandoned her as a small child, suddenly wants to be part of their lives.

    11/24/2022 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Kreplach and a Tiny Tush

    Christy hosts a family dinner for Violet's hard-to-please future mother-in-law, Phyllis. Also, Bonnie balks when Steve wants to take their relationship to the next level.

    11/24/2022 11:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Bird

    When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougalls owned a television set!

    11/24/2022 11:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Debra's Parents

    Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room.

    11/25/2022 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Stop Arguing and Start Thanking

    As Thanksgiving reignites the long-standing feud between Murray and his ne'er-do-well brother, Marvin (guest star Dan Fogler), Barry's loss to Adam in their homespun ball game upsets the balance in their sibling rivalry.

    11/25/2022 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    A Goldberg Thanksgiving

    As Erica resists helping Beverly prepare their traditional Thanksgiving dinner, Murray worries that he's losing Adam to his ne'er-do-well brother, Marvin. Guest Star: Dan Fogler

    11/25/2022 1:00 am

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    11/25/2022 1:30 am

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    11/25/2022 2:00 am

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    11/25/2022 2:30 am

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    11/25/2022 3:00 am

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    11/25/2022 3:30 am

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    11/25/2022 4:00 am

    MASH

    Dear Dad

    Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea.

    11/25/2022 4:30 am

    MASH

    Dear Sigmund

    Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w

    11/25/2022 5:00 am

    MASH

    Baby, it's Cold Outside

    While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winter-ized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone.

    11/25/2022 5:30 am

    MASH

    Dear Sis

    Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

    11/25/2022 6:00 am

    MASH

    Death Takes A Holiday

    Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

    11/25/2022 6:30 am

    MASH

    Twas the Day after Christmas

    To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.

    11/25/2022 7:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie the Bird Man

    Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds.

    11/25/2022 7:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Citizens Arrest

    Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing.

    11/25/2022 8:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney's Sidecar

    Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's department, to the sheriff's regret.

    11/25/2022 8:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Song Festers

    Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him.

    11/25/2022 9:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Shoplifters

    Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

    11/25/2022 9:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy's Vacation

    Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion.

    11/25/2022 10:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Bargain Day

    Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor.

    11/25/2022 10:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Fun Girls

    Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office.

    11/25/2022 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney's Physical

    A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements.

    11/25/2022 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Education of Ernest T. Bass

    Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship.

    11/25/2022 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Darling Baby

    Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby.

    11/25/2022 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Three Wishes for Opie

    Barney demonstrates gypsy fortune telling to Opie. The wishes seem to begin to come true.

    11/25/2022 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney Runs for Sheriff

    Barney runs for Sheriff when Andy seems lined up for another job. Andy's job falls through and he becomes a write-in candidate for re-election.

    11/25/2022 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    If I Had a Quater- Million

    Barney finds $250,000 in cash from a bank robbery and decides to capture the robber himself.

    11/25/2022 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Case of the Punch on the Nose

    Barney divides Mayberry into two hostile camps when he finds that an old assault case was never resolved.

    11/25/2022 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Christmas Story

    Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge.

    11/25/2022 3:00 pm

    The Ball

    The Ball

    Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household.

    11/25/2022 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All I Want For Christmas

    All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true.

    11/25/2022 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Toaster

    Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it.

    11/25/2022 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Christmas Picture

    Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.

    11/25/2022 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Christmas Present

    Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out.

    11/25/2022 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Season's Greetings

    Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update.

    11/25/2022 6:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Noel Cowards

    Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it.

    11/25/2022 6:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Net Prophets

    Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls.

    11/25/2022 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Better Camera

    Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door.

    11/25/2022 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Ovary Action

    Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way.

    11/25/2022 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Mentalo Case

    Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.

    11/25/2022 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Santa Claustrophobia

    Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him.

    11/25/2022 9:00 pm

    Mom

    Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness

    Christy, Bonnie, Jill and Wendy get high after accidentally eating cookies filled with marijuana.

    11/25/2022 9:30 pm

    Mom

    An Epi-pen and a Security Cat

    After their home is robbed at Christmastime, Christy and Bonnie's hunt for the thief leads them to an unlikely door.

    11/25/2022 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates

    Christy searches for the perfect Secret Santa gift.

    11/25/2022 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show

    Bonnie is forced to relive painful Christmas memories when Christy recounts tales from her childhood to Bonnie's sponsee Patty (recurring guest star KATE MICUCCI).

    11/25/2022 11:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Thought That Counts

    When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.

    11/25/2022 11:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Jazz Records

    Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank and Marie never use.

    11/26/2022 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    In Conclusion, Thanksgiving

    When Adam discovers his dad's soft spot for the song "Cat's in the Cradle," Beverly exploits it to get Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. Guest starring Judd Hirsch and Dan Fogler.

    11/26/2022 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    Ho-ly K.I.T.T

    Thanksgiving finds Murray and his brother (guest star Dan Fogler) fighting over their Knight Rider fandom. Beverly and Bill Lewis (David Koechner) begin a turkey cook-off.

    11/26/2022 1:00 am

    Roseanne

    The Last Thursday in November

    D.J. performs in his school's Thanksgiving pageant in which the pilgrims pull out weapons and gun down the Indians "Pulp Fiction" style. D.J.'s Native-American teacher enlightens the parents with his story of Thanksgiving.

    11/26/2022 1:36 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving 1994

    Nana Mary's introduces her new husband at Thanksgiving.. Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results from her prenatal test and learn that something may be wrong with the baby.

    11/26/2022 2:12 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving '93

    In the midst of the Conner clan's Thanksgiving celebration, a fight breaks out and a long hidden, dark family secret is revealed. As a result, emotions fly and Bev flees the house.

    11/26/2022 2:48 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving 1991

    Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner.

    11/26/2022 3:24 am

    Roseanne

    We Gather Together

    The Conner clan gathers for an unforgettable Thanksgiving dinner. Dan is shocked to learn his father has feelings for Roseanne's widowed friend Crystal.

    11/26/2022 4:00 am

    Roseanne

    Brain-Dead Poets' Society

    Darlene is embarrassed when her poem is asked to be performed at school. Roseanne and Dan butt heads over whether they should force Darlene to attend.

    11/26/2022 4:36 am

    Roseanne

    Like, a Virgin

    Roseanne feels it's time to give eldest daughter Becky "the talk" about boys. But Roseanne soon discovers that tomboy daughter Darlene may also be ready for a few words of wisdom from mom.

    11/26/2022 5:12 am

    Roseanne

    Scenes from a Barbecue

    Shelley Winters guest-stars as Roseanne's grandmother, Mary, whose wisecracking personality charms everyone, so much so that Roseanne begs Mary to stay with the Conners - permanently.

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    Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 12/29/2025 Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 Country: United States Language: English

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