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    12/25/2022 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Silent Mite

    Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur.

    12/25/2022 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Baker's Doesn't

    Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere.

    12/25/2022 8:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    12/25/2022 8:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    12/25/2022 9:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    12/25/2022 9:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Anteaters,They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    12/25/2022 10:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Prostitutes and Gelato

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    12/25/2022 10:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    12/25/2022 11:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    12/25/2022 11:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    12/26/2022 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Kara-Te'

    On the eve of the annual high school talent show, Beverly and Murray square off over Barry's plan to perform his martial arts routine, while Pops encourages Erica to sing. Guest starring Tim Meadows

    12/26/2022 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer

    Much to Beverly's chagrin, Barry is thrilled that he gets to celebrate Christmas now that he is engaged to Lainey. Meanwhile, Murray's brother Marvin makes a promise to Adam with a surprising outcome.

    12/26/2022 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    12/26/2022 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    12/26/2022 2:00 am

    MASH

    Good-Bye Radar, Part 1 of 2

    On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backu

    12/26/2022 2:30 am

    MASH

    Good-Bye Radar, Part 2 of 2

    As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The respons

    12/26/2022 3:00 am

    MASH

    Period of Adjustment

    Klinger and BJ both have Radar related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken BJ becomes violent with Hawkeye.

    12/26/2022 3:30 am

    MASH

    Private Finance

    A South Korean Woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to aid her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings.

    12/26/2022 4:00 am

    MASH

    Mr. and Mrs Who ?

    Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic feve

    12/26/2022 4:30 am

    MASH

    Lifetime

    Hawkeye and BJ race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. BJ harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend.

    12/26/2022 5:00 am

    MASH

    Dear Uncle Abdul

    Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo. Mean

    12/26/2022 5:30 am

    MASH

    Captain's Outrageous

    A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be d

    12/26/2022 6:00 am

    Bonanza

    The Friendship

    The Cartwright's have prisoners working on the ranch putting down rail ties. Joe is saved by Danny Kidd, a young man who was orphaned very young and in the prison system most of his life. Joe offers to repay him and when kid s

    12/26/2022 7:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Colonel

    Lee J. Cobb and his daughter Julie Cobb appear together for the first time, when Cobb guest stars as a once-proud military officer who is suddenly faced with a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter Ann.

    12/26/2022 8:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Sharecroppers

    Av Marie Pugh is a young lady who has her hands full trying to get her lazy family to plant a crop before their landlord runs them off the property.

    12/26/2022 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Squaw

    Fleeing from both Matt Dillon and his double-crossed partners, outlaw Gristy Calhoun discovers that his survival in the badlands depends on an Indian woman.

    12/26/2022 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Hiders

    Karp and his associates, who make their living lawfully by taking skins from range cattle, find themselves confronted by the law, when they go beyond their legal rights and do exactly as they please.

    12/26/2022 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Guitar Player

    A hometown guitar player auditions from a jail cell, with a dance in an adjacent cell.

    12/26/2022 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Ellie Comes to Town

    Ellie Walker, a pretty young graduate pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle out in the local drugstore.

    12/26/2022 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Irresistible Andy

    After a series of misunderstandings, Andy finally takes Ellie to the church picnic.

    12/26/2022 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Runaway Kid

    Andy gives his son, Opie, a lecture on keeping promises. He also convinces a runaway boy that he should return home.

    12/26/2022 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy the Matchmaker

    Andy encourages a romance between his deputy, Barney, and Miss Rosemary, the dressmaker.

    12/26/2022 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie's Charity

    Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story.

    12/26/2022 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Feud is a Feud

    Andy stops a feud between two mountain families, thus permitting the marriage of their children.

    12/26/2022 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Ellie for Council

    Ellie Walker sets the men and women of Mayberry against each other when she runs for a seat on the town council.

    12/26/2022 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Pilot

    Debra wants a quiet birthday at home with Raymond. He tells his parents and brother there's no party. Ray gets caught in a lie when his nosy parents and brother show up anyway and catch Ray and Debra in a compromising position.

    12/26/2022 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    I Love You

    Ray's in the dog house for not showing more affection. Debra really mad when he talks about their problem with his parents. After Ray confesses he can't say “I love you,” the whole family goes overboard.

    12/26/2022 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    I Wish I Were Gus

    As Ray is giving the eulogy at his favorite uncle's funeral, his Aunt Alda arrives to rekindle a family feud. Aunt Alda and her sister Marie haven't spoken since Ray and Debra's wedding seven years ago.

    12/26/2022 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Standard Deviation

    Robert gives Ray and Debra an IQ test as part of his assignment for his criminal psychology class, and the results incite subtle competition between them. Robert informs Ray and Debra that they each scored higher than the other.

    12/26/2022 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Look, Don't Touch

    When a waitress at Nemo's catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife. Especially when Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at Nemo's, and Angelina calls him at home to let him know she found it.

    12/26/2022 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Frank the Writer

    When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper.

    12/26/2022 6:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Clothes Encounters

    Doug & Carrie buy presents. She gets an expensive leather jacket, which Doug wants her to return. She finds out that she can keep the jacket for a week & still get a refund, and devises a plan to get new clothes and return them.

    12/26/2022 6:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Queens'bro Bridge

    When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. However, Doug doesn't know that Skitch always used to pick on Arthur, & things haven't changed much.

    12/26/2022 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Dog Shelter

    During a visit to Doug's parents, Carrie finds out that they have been lying to him since his childhood, because they wanted to protect Doug. At home, Spence introduces his new girlfriend to his mom.

    12/26/2022 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Taste Buds

    Doug gets upset with Carrie when he finds out that she always lets Arthur have his way, until he finds out he can use this ability in his own advantage to get food, watch the shows he wants and various other things.

    12/26/2022 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Doug Less (1)

    Doug has lost a lot of weight and people are commenting on it which makes Carrie jealous. They go on a romantic vacation together and Carrie finds out that Doug brought another girl there years ago but thinks she was the one.

    12/26/2022 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Doug Less (2)

    Doug takes Carrie to a resort where he thought he took her when they were dating. Soon he finds out it was another girl and to make things worse when he is arguing with Carrie, they get lost in the woods.

    12/26/2022 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Your Place or Mine?

    Ray's parents stop speaking and Marie moves in with Ray and his family, while Frank enjoys bachelorhood. Debra visits Frank, who's enjoying his life as a free man, and begs him to apologize to Marie so she will move back home.

    12/26/2022 9:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    In-Laws

    When Ray's in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn't always see eye to eye with Debra's folks, but fakes it, and he'd like them to do the same.

    12/26/2022 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Pork Butt and a Mall Walker

    Bonnie and Adam go on a double date with Jill and Andy. Also, Tammy recruits Christy to mediate a sensitive situation with Marjorie.

    12/26/2022 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism

    Christy regrets fleeing the scene after hitting a parked car. Also, Bonnie's therapist, Trevor (RAINN WILSON) offers some tools to help her better communicate with Adam.

    12/26/2022 11:00 pm

    Mom

    Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff

    Christy and the ladies rally around Tammy when she has trouble adjusting to early release from parole. And Bonnie is disappointed when her perfect birthday gift for Adam gets a lukewarm response.

    12/26/2022 11:30 pm

    Mom

    One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress

    Christy is a single mom who, after years of questionable choices, is now sober and trying to get her life on track. She's tested daily by her newly sober mother, Bonnie, who is trying to make up for all the ways she's let Christy down.

    12/27/2022 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Mom Trumps Willow

    After Adam decides to see "Willow" instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly, he must find a way to get back into her good graces; Barry is tired of his status as middle child and fights Erica for his right to the college of his choice.

    12/27/2022 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    Breakin'

    Adam unintentionally lets it slip that Barry never completed his community service requirement; Erica makes plans for her and Geoff to follow the Grateful Dead all summer; the JTP graduates from high school.

    12/27/2022 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    12/27/2022 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    12/27/2022 2:00 am

    MASH

    Stars and Stripes

    Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal, on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit fr

    12/27/2022 2:30 am

    MASH

    Yessir, That's Our Baby

    A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant

    12/27/2022 3:00 am

    MASH

    Bottle Fatigue

    Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworth

    12/27/2022 3:30 am

    MASH

    Heal Thyself

    Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into

    12/27/2022 4:00 am

    MASH

    Old Soldiers

    Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of ram

    12/27/2022 4:35 am

    MASH

    Morale Victory

    Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstati

    12/27/2022 5:10 am

    MASH

    Lend a Hand

    Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" party for him, Hawkeye volunteers to go to the aid of a wounded surgeon at the front. An additional irritant to Hawkeye is the arrival of Dr. Borelli, a wisecracking medical adv

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