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    12/28/2022 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Dougie Houser

    Doug and Carrie have an arguement about what lead them to their current home, so they tell the story of what happened when they were house-hunting. Doug initially wanted a terrible house and Carrie hated it.

    12/28/2022 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Frigid Heirs

    Arthur wins $2500 in a Bingo game. Doug and Carrie are short on money since she lost her job, so they are forced to ask Arthur for money. Trouble comes when he wants to decide how the money is spent.

    12/28/2022 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Switch Sitters

    Since Doug & Carrie have watched Deacon & Kelly's kids so much, they ask Deacon & Kelly to watch Arthur for a night. Trouble arises when they ignore Carrie's warnings about what happens when Arthur eats spicy food.

    12/28/2022 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Cheap Saks

    Doug runs into an ex-girlfriend at an art gallery with Carrie. He does not want contact with her, but Carrie initially likes her, and they begin hanging out; soon she wants to stop seeing Trish because she is extremely annoying.

    12/28/2022 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Father Knows Least

    Ray gets to use the “active technique” he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents when their stubbornness goes too far. Ray doesn't realize how much he's mastered the technique learned in class.

    12/28/2022 9:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Brother

    At the urging of his parents, Ray takes his brother, Robert, out for a night on the town. But when Robert wants to get in touch with Ray's “feelings” Ray gets a little uncomfortable with “this brotherly bonding thing.”

    12/28/2022 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll

    Bonnie helps Christy gain perspective as she considers a life-changing decision. Also, Jill fears she's running out of time to have a baby and consults a fertility doctor.

    12/28/2022 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No

    Bonnie suspects that Adam's sponsor, Sam (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), has an ulterior motive. And Christy is caught in the middle when Tammy plays hard to get with Chef Rudy.

    12/28/2022 11:00 pm

    Mom

    A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers

    Christy, Bonnie and the ladies step in to help when Marjorie babysits her granddaughter for the first time, on the 150th episode.

    12/28/2022 11:30 pm

    Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival

    Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival

    Bonnie worries about her therapist, Trevor, when his life hits a serious rough patch. Also, Christy comes to Marjorie's aid when she has trouble adjusting to a new job.

    12/29/2022 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Mini Murray

    Barry wants money to buy an expensive pair of basketball shoes, so Murray hires him to work at his furniture store. When Beverly prohibits him from seeing a new horror movie, Adam goes behind her back.

    12/29/2022 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    Why're You Hitting Yourself?

    As Beverly tries playing matchmaker for Pops, Adam and Barry bond over their discovery of a scrambled porn channel on TV.

    12/29/2022 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    12/29/2022 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    12/29/2022 2:00 am

    MASH

    Cementing Relationships

    A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.

    12/29/2022 2:30 am

    MASH

    Father's Day

    Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the genera

    12/29/2022 3:00 am

    MASH

    Death Takes A Holiday

    Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

    12/29/2022 3:30 am

    MASH

    A War for All Seasons

    On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on a baseball team.

    12/29/2022 4:00 am

    MASH

    Your Retention Please

    Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year hitch.

    12/29/2022 4:35 am

    MASH

    Tell It To The Marines

    Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

    12/29/2022 5:10 am

    MASH

    Taking The Fifth

    Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.

    12/29/2022 5:45 am

    Bonanza

    Day Of The Dragon

    Joe accepts a bet during a poker game not realizing the ante is a Chinese slave girl named Su Ling, and that she was kidnapped by the card players. Joe brings her to the Ponderosa when she refuses to be set free and turns his

    12/29/2022 6:50 am

    Gunsmoke

    Snap Decision

    Matt Dillion, disturbed over being forced to kill a prisoner, turns in his badge.

    12/29/2022 7:55 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Goldtakers

    A gang steals a gigantic bar of gold and commandeers the Dodge City blacksmith shop in order to divide the loot.

    12/29/2022 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Jailer

    An embittered ranch woman holds Matt Dillon and Kitty prisoner while plotting Matt's execution to avenge her husband's hanging.

    12/29/2022 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Mission

    Marshal Dillon is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary.

    12/29/2022 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Ellie Saves a Female

    Andy and Ellie give the Cinderella treatment to a farmer's daughter.

    12/29/2022 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy Forecloses

    Andy faced with the unpleasant duty of serving an eviction notice, discovers a way to save the mortgagee's home.

    12/29/2022 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Quiet Sam

    Andy delivers a baby for a farmers wife when the local doctor is unavailable

    12/29/2022 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney Gets His Man

    Through a series of coincidences, Barney captures a dangerous criminal... twice.

    12/29/2022 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Guitar Player Returns

    Andy helps a local musician get back to reality after success went to his head before he made good.

    12/29/2022 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Bringing Up Opie

    Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office.

    12/29/2022 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie and the Bully

    A schoolboy bully makes life miserable for seven-year-old Opie.

    12/29/2022 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney's Replacement

    Barney resigns as he believes that Andy is trying to ease him out of his deputy sheriff job.

    12/29/2022 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Mozart

    When Ally decides to stop taking piano lessons from her Grandma, Ray tries to teach her an important lesson about not quitting by resuming the lessons he took from his mother 25 years earlier.

    12/29/2022 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Golf

    When Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, his guilt manifests itself in an inevitable anxietyattack on the golf course and his doctor diagnoses a bad case of stress with the remedy being to play more golf.

    12/29/2022 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Anniversary

    At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary, Raymond learns that his parents were once separated for a year and might have gotten divorced if Frank hadn't returned home to help with Ray's broken arm.

    12/29/2022 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Working Late Again

    When Debra fears that Ray is hiding out at work because he doesn't want to spend time at home with the family, she asks him to start working from home. Things don't turn out the way she planned.

    12/29/2022 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Children's Book

    Sick of reading Ally the same stories night after night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. Feeling great about doing something other than being a mom, she invites Ray to write the story with her.

    12/29/2022 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Gift

    Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday. He makes up for it by buying Frank a beautiful, gigantic aquarium. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one fish dies, he starts to hate it.

    12/29/2022 6:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Damned Yankee

    Doug is sent to the hospital to have his appendix removed. When Carrie is visiting Doug, she hears him talking about other women in his sleep and she gets jealous about it.

    12/29/2022 6:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Multiple Plots

    Doug has a new delivery route and has to deliver to a guy that always answers the door in nothing but a towel. Carrie takes up dog walking to make extra cash. Arthur has a burial plot to sell, but accidentally gives it away.

    12/29/2022 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Trash Talker

    Deacon has a new friend, but it turns out that his new friend is Doug's old enemy from high school. This causes trouble with their friendship because Doug still hates the him for telling people he ate food out of the trash can.

    12/29/2022 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Precedent Nixin'

    Doug and Carrie are going to Florida to visit Doug's parents. Everything is going great until Doug and Carrie check into their hotel and realize it is filled with people on Spring Break.

    12/29/2022 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Foe: Pa

    Carrie has an interview at a prestigous real-estate firm, but Arthur ruins the interview by acting crazy in the lobby. Doug has to patch things up between them & Arthur is determined to fix everything he has screwed up for her.

    12/29/2022 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Tank Heaven

    Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office, but Doug hates the idea. She forces him to go along, and he tries to get back at her by doing embarrassing things while she is out of the room to drive them away.

    12/29/2022 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    High School

    At Debra's insistence, Ray takes her to his 20th high school reunion, and it's even worse than he expected. It turns out that Debra is one of the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girl's bathroom.

    12/29/2022 9:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Letter

    When Marie crashes and ultimately ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that the day has finally come to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical, intrusive, and overbearing and she takes pen to paper.

    12/29/2022 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog

    The ladies' friendships are tested when they live in close quarters during a sober retreat.

    12/29/2022 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police

    Bonnie invites the ladies to a slumber party on the premiere.

    12/29/2022 11:00 pm

    Mom

    Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error

    Jill's attempt at a good deed becomes a moral dilemma.

    12/29/2022 11:30 pm

    Mom

    Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody

    Bonnie reconnects with an old flame (STEVE VALENTINE).

    12/30/2022 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    The Ring

    As Beverly discovers that her engagement ring is the same one Murray gave to his ex-fiance, Adam looks to a romantic comedy for inspiration as he tries to woo his pretty neighbor.

    12/30/2022 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    Who Are You Going to Telephone?

    As Adam abandons Pops to go trick-or-treating with a cool new friend, Beverly dons a costume so she can keep Barry from being embarrassed at a Halloween party.

    12/30/2022 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    12/30/2022 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    12/30/2022 2:00 am

    MASH

    Operation Friendship

    Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.

    12/30/2022 2:30 am

    MASH

    No Sweat

    Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th.

    12/30/2022 3:00 am

    MASH

    Depressing News

    Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

    12/30/2022 3:30 am

    MASH

    No Laughing Matter

    Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th.

    12/30/2022 4:00 am

    MASH

    Oh, How We Danced

    Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.

    12/30/2022 4:30 am

    MASH

    Bottoms Up

    One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

    12/30/2022 5:00 am

    MASH

    The Red/ White Blues

    Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.

    12/30/2022 5:30 am

    MASH

    Bless You, Hawkeye

    When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

    TV Land

    Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 12/29/2025 Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 Country: United States Language: English

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