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    01/22/2023 7:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/22/2023 7:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/22/2023 8:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/22/2023 8:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Dial 1-900-mix-a-lot

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/22/2023 9:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/22/2023 9:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/22/2023 10:00 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    No Fault Divorce

    Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women.

    01/22/2023 10:30 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Exile On Lame Street

    Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it.

    01/22/2023 11:00 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Some Of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

    Shut out once again by the judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine is overjoyed to finally make friends with another down-to-earth working woman, Belinda (ANA ORTIZ), who invites her over for a drink after work.

    01/22/2023 11:30 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Fair To Remember, A

    While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER).

    01/23/2023 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party

    As Barry and Erica are enlisted to help throw a Risky Business party at Lainey's house, Murray refuses to help Adam carry on a long distance romance.

    01/23/2023 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    A Chorus Lie

    Beverly vows to help Adam conquer puberty and A Chorus Line. Murray worries that he's setting a bad example for Erica.

    01/23/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    01/23/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    01/23/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    Soldier Of The Month

    Frank has a fever and makes a will, leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

    01/23/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    The Gun

    A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it.

    01/23/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    Mail Call, Again

    Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.

    01/23/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    The Price Of Tomato Juice

    Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of, but that's hard to come by - tomato juice.

    01/23/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Dear Ma

    Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside.

    01/23/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    Der Tag

    Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results.

    01/23/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    Hawkeye

    Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake.

    01/23/2023 5:30 am

    MASH

    Some 38th Parallels

    Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner.

    01/23/2023 6:00 am

    Bonanza

    The Gamble

    The Cartwrights are framed for a bank robbery and murder. They are thrown in jail but Little Joe Manages to escape and it is up to him to get help before his family is hung unjustly.

    01/23/2023 7:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Miracle Man

    A slick talking salesman, attended by three dissatisfied customers, is rescued by a farm widow.

    01/23/2023 8:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Waco

    Marshal Dillon has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner whose gang pursues them doggedly.

    01/23/2023 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Lobo

    Matt is forced to slay an old friend when the man becomes a murderer, following his fanatic opposition to bounty hunter's killing a renegade wolf.

    01/23/2023 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Johnny Cross

    In Matt's absence, deputy Newly O'Brien tracks down a wanted man, saves him from the bounty hunters, and finally establishes his innocence.

    01/23/2023 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The New Housekeeper

    Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married.

    01/23/2023 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Manhunt

    Andy Griffith gives the state troopers an object lesson in the efficiency of a country sheriff when a dangerous criminal escapes.

    01/23/2023 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Guitar Player

    A hometown guitar player auditions from a jail cell, with a dance in an adjacent cell.

    01/23/2023 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Ellie Comes to Town

    Ellie Walker, a pretty young graduate pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle out in the local drugstore.

    01/23/2023 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Irresistible Andy

    After a series of misunderstandings, Andy finally takes Ellie to the church picnic.

    01/23/2023 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Runaway Kid

    Andy gives his son, Opie, a lecture on keeping promises. He also convinces a runaway boy that he should return home.

    01/23/2023 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy the Matchmaker

    Andy encourages a romance between his deputy, Barney, and Miss Rosemary, the dressmaker.

    01/23/2023 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie's Charity

    Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story.

    01/23/2023 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Fun With Debra

    When the twins wind up having a great time with Ray on the golf course, a tightly wound Debra admits to her lackadaisical husband that she's disappointed they no longer have fun together.

    01/23/2023 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Thank You Notes

    When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send out their thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friend to join forces against her mother in-law.

    01/23/2023 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Home From School

    When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he has homework he hasn't finished. Everyone has an explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school, but Ray decides to use the tough love approach.

    01/23/2023 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Misery Loves Company

    When Debra and Ray become embroiled in an argument in front of Robert, he tells Ray that in order to find happiness with Debra, he needs to be more affectionate with her.

    01/23/2023 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Contractor

    Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, the thrill of having a contractor in the house gets old fast when Gianni takes his time to complete the job.

    01/23/2023 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Peter on the Couch

    Although Robert initially tries to be civil with his houseguest, he finally loses it when Peter confronts him in front of Ray and Debra about why Robert is treating him so poorly. Ray reluctantly agrees to drive Peter home.

    01/23/2023 6:05 pm

    King of Queens

    Maybe Baby

    Doug and Carrie are thinking of having a baby.

    01/23/2023 6:40 pm

    King of Queens

    Queasy Rider

    Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty.

    01/23/2023 7:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Female Problems

    Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her.

    01/23/2023 7:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Assaulted Nuts

    Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.

    01/23/2023 8:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Parent Trapped

    Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents.

    01/23/2023 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Liars

    When Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her, the lie grows when Debra and the twins cover for him. Then, Robert tries to spill the beans and even more lies are told.

    01/23/2023 9:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Surprise Party

    After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme.

    01/23/2023 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Bad Hand and British Royalty

    Christy and Bonnie have their hands full when Adam's hard-partying friends come for a visit.

    01/23/2023 10:30 pm

    Mom

    A Safe Word and a Rib Eye

    Christy feels left out when Bonnie and the ladies keep Jill's pregnancy a secret.

    01/23/2023 11:00 pm

    Mom

    Good Karma and the Big Weird

    Bonnie encourages Christy to pursue Marjorie's charming nephew, Nick, despite the fact that he's been declared off limits.

    01/23/2023 11:30 pm

    Mom

    Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness

    Christy, Bonnie, Jill and Wendy get high after accidentally eating cookies filled with marijuana.

    01/24/2023 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Jimmy 5 is Alive

    Murray's attempt at bonding with Adam goes awry when the two end up fighting over the robot they are building; and Barry makes a huge mistake when he accidentally tapes over Beverly's beloved video of his 5th birthday party.

    01/24/2023 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    I Caddyshacked the Pool

    As Adam goes to great lengths to avoid swimming at school, jealousy prompts Barry to undermine Erica when she attempts to make the world a better place.

    01/24/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    01/24/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    01/24/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    The Novocaine Mutiny

    Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny, for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave, and Frank was the C.O. The Judge Advocate, Colonel Carmichael, tries the case; BJ, Potter, and Radar are in attendance of the p

    01/24/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    Smilin' Jack

    The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does.

    01/24/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    The More I See You

    Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves.

    01/24/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    Deluge

    A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm which makes matters difficult for the staff.

    01/24/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    The Interview

    Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran

    01/24/2023 4:35 am

    MASH

    Bug Out, Part 1 of 2

    A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi

    01/24/2023 5:10 am

    MASH

    Bug Out, Part 2 of 2

    A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi

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