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    01/29/2023 7:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/29/2023 7:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/29/2023 8:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/29/2023 8:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/29/2023 9:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Here I come, Pants!

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/29/2023 9:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    For Whom the Booty Calls

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    01/29/2023 10:00 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    What About Barb?

    Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it.

    01/29/2023 10:30 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Crash

    When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage.

    01/29/2023 11:00 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Ritchie Scores

    Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends.

    01/29/2023 11:30 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Endless Shrimp, Endless Night

    After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend.

    01/30/2023 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Weird Al

    Adam's plan to use a concert to reignite his relationship with Dana backfires. Barry and Erica worry that Murray is depressed.

    01/30/2023 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    Edward 'Eddie The Eagle' Edwards

    As Barry loses his standing as a champion athlete at school, Murray refuses to let Beverly help out at the furniture store.

    01/30/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    01/30/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    01/30/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    Margaret's Marriage

    Prompted by pressure from Frank, Hot Lips sets a date for marriage with Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. When Donald arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drun

    01/30/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    Fade Out, Fade In, Part 1 of 2

    After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe

    01/30/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    Fade Out, Fade In, Part 2 of 2

    After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe

    01/30/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    Fallen Idol

    Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he

    01/30/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Last Laugh

    Madness strikes as B.J. and his old friend Bardonaro play a series of practical jokes on each other, just as Bardonaro is about to leave Korea. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, an

    01/30/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    War of Nerves

    The 4077th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into comb

    01/30/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    The Winchester Tapes

    Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B

    01/30/2023 5:30 am

    MASH

    The Light That Failed

    With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon

    01/30/2023 6:00 am

    Bonanza

    The Long Night

    Adam is attacked and forced to switch clothes with an escaped convict name Poindexter. Adam catches up with him and ends up killing him in self defense but he is caught by a posse that mistakes him for the convict. Unfortunate

    01/30/2023 7:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Danny

    An old time con-man, dying of a heart condition, manages to save Matt's life.

    01/30/2023 8:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Hawk

    A half-breed Indian policeman, trailing three renegades, visits his white mother, but she refuses to acknowledge him as her son.

    01/30/2023 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    A Man Called Smith

    An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble.

    01/30/2023 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Charlie Noon

    Marshal Dillon, crossing the desert with prisoner Charlie Noon, is pursued by a band of Comanches.

    01/30/2023 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter

    Aunt Bee takes a shine to an itinerant handyman who has a way with ladies.

    01/30/2023 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Clubmen

    Andy refuses to join an exclusive club when Barney's bid for membership is turned down.

    01/30/2023 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Pickle Story

    Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars.

    01/30/2023 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Sheriff Barney

    A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town.

    01/30/2023 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Farmer Takes a Wife

    Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl.

    01/30/2023 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Keeper of the Flame

    Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn.

    01/30/2023 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Baily's Bad Boy

    Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance.

    01/30/2023 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Manicurist

    The Mayberry menfolk, after a slow start, accept the addition of a lovely manicurist to Floyd's barber shop.

    01/30/2023 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Look, Don't Touch

    When a waitress at Nemo's catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife. Especially when Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at Nemo's, and Angelina calls him at home to let him know she found it.

    01/30/2023 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Frank the Writer

    When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper.

    01/30/2023 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Your Place or Mine?

    Ray's parents stop speaking and Marie moves in with Ray and his family, while Frank enjoys bachelorhood. Debra visits Frank, who's enjoying his life as a free man, and begs him to apologize to Marie so she will move back home.

    01/30/2023 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    In-Laws

    When Ray's in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn't always see eye to eye with Debra's folks, but fakes it, and he'd like them to do the same.

    01/30/2023 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Win, Lose or Draw

    Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray to act like a mature adult and ask Frank for his money back.

    01/30/2023 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Turkey or Fish

    Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal. Not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish.

    01/30/2023 6:05 pm

    King of Queens

    Roast Chicken

    Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss.

    01/30/2023 6:40 pm

    King of Queens

    Fatty McButterpants

    Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds.

    01/30/2023 7:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Strike One

    Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it.

    01/30/2023 7:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Strike Too

    The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works.

    01/30/2023 8:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Strike Out

    Doug and Deacon are going insane from boredom during the strike. They get together with Arthur and stark pulling stupid pranks on people to entertain themselves.

    01/30/2023 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Captain Nemo

    When Ray's “free” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them.

    01/30/2023 9:35 pm

    The Ball

    The Ball

    Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household.

    01/30/2023 10:10 pm

    Mom

    Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head

    When the ladies bring a meeting to a women's prison, Bonnie is attacked by an old acquaintance, Tammy, and Christy helps Bonnie make amends.

    01/30/2023 10:45 pm

    Mom

    Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire

    Christy considers getting a new sponsor, Nora, after witnessing Marjorie have a major meltdown in a grocery store. And Bonnie tries her hand at being a supportive friend.

    01/30/2023 11:15 pm

    Mom

    A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress

    Christy is concerned that she and Bonnie might lose their apartment when Bonnie locks horns with the tough new building owner, Rita.

    01/30/2023 11:50 pm

    The Goldbergs

    The Dirty Dancing Dance

    Beverly helps Erica plan a "Dirty Dancing" themed dance at school, only to turn on Erica when she realizes it may be inappropriate. Meanwhile, Murray tries to learn dancing with Adam with little luck.

    01/31/2023 12:25 am

    The Goldbergs

    12 Tapes for a Penny

    Adam sets out to defraud a record club, but Erica gets the blame. Barry looks to win the respect of his girlfriend's dad.

    01/31/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    01/31/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    01/31/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    In Love and War

    Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died.

    01/31/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    Change Day

    Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he ca

    01/31/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    Images

    Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off.

    01/31/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    The M*A*S*H Olympics

    Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie

    01/31/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    The Grim Reaper

    Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa

    01/31/2023 4:35 am

    MASH

    Comrades In Arms, Part 1 of 2

    Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut.

    01/31/2023 5:10 am

    MASH

    Comrades in Arms, Part 2 of 2

    Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers.

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    Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 12/29/2025 Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 Country: United States Language: English

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