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02/05/2023 7:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back. | |||||
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02/05/2023 7:30 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy. | |||||
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02/05/2023 8:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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02/05/2023 8:30 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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02/05/2023 9:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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02/05/2023 9:30 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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02/05/2023 10:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is stunned to discover that a night of fun may have resulted in an unforeseen consequence. Her reckless actions could also jeopardize her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris. | |||||
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02/05/2023 10:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) are finally ready to consummate their relationship -- until Barb says something that gives Christine reason to worry. | |||||
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02/05/2023 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), Christine worries he will leave her for someone younger and visits a plastic surgeon. | |||||
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02/05/2023 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay. | |||||
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02/06/2023 12:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Erica and Adam take the lead from TV's "The Brady Bunch" and "George Glass." Adam risks bodily harm in a game of paintball, and Erica's friends see through her fake boyfriend. Murray's stubbornness causes Beverly to miss seeing the Beach Boys. | |||||
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02/06/2023 12:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Beverly tries to find Adam some lunchtime friends, the Goldbergs' new answering machine launches a war between Murray and his father, Pop-Pop. | |||||
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02/06/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/06/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/06/2023 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the life of Riley, thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make - a native remedy | |||||
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02/06/2023 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| Heavy casualties are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection from everyone - including a case of wine from Charles' private supply - and he | |||||
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02/06/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan | |||||
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02/06/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th. | |||||
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02/06/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| B.J. almost becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his hea | |||||
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02/06/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised. | |||||
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02/06/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription int | |||||
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02/06/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| A lecture on the latest techniques by a young surgeon from Tokyo, and a later demonstration of his surgical skill, turns Winchester into a drunk and Potter into an invalid, whilst bringing home to Hawkeye and B.J. that they are | |||||
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02/06/2023 6:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Ben meets Matthew Raine, a former famous artist who has withdrawn from society since going blind. Ben brings him home and meets his housekeeper Ann, who is in love with Raine. Ben tries to help Raine and persuades him to start | |||||
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02/06/2023 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A psychopathic outlaw takes over Dodge in Matt's absence, holding the town hostage as he awaits an expected gold shipment. | |||||
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02/06/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Three teenage boys, on probation from the country jail, are welcomed in Dodge City--for a while. | |||||
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02/06/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner-in-crime who ran out on a train holdup. | |||||
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02/06/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When a renegade Indian kills Matt's friend, the Marshal pursues the killer high into the New Mexico mountains. | |||||
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02/06/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town. | |||||
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02/06/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite. | |||||
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02/06/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high school sweethearts when the Mayberry Class of '45 holds a reunion. | |||||
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02/06/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rafe Hollister, a poor farmer, successfully auditions to sing at a concert. Barney and Andy take it upon themselves to spruce him up for the event. | |||||
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02/06/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie meets a spoiled youngster and decides his own allowance should be tripled. | |||||
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02/06/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses common sense and Barney uses "modern criminal detection methods" to solve several burglaries at a filling station. | |||||
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02/06/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher. | |||||
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02/06/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee falls for the sales pitch of a fast-talking medicine man and his Indian elixir. | |||||
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02/06/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gives away all the “baby stuff” at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that she doesn't want to have any more children. Ray is surprised to hear that Debra just assumed they were finished having children. | |||||
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02/06/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time to the very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous. He's about to propose to his lovely girlfriend Debra and nothing is going right. | |||||
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02/06/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him. With wedding plans in “runaway train” mode, Ray feels lost amid the endless discussion of veils, bands, appetizers, and wedding vows. | |||||
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02/06/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parent's house and gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine. Marie's initial excitement that “Raymond has come home!” quickly fades. | |||||
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02/06/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can't ride with him anymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older. | |||||
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02/06/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter. But when Lisa, the babysitter, becomes the smash hit at “Space Station Barone” Debra develops into a jealous mother. | |||||
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02/06/2023 6:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind. | |||||
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02/06/2023 6:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is close to beating the record for most perfect delivery days. As he nears the 951 day record the people he works with start to get jealous. | |||||
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02/06/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get in a fender bender with Deacon and Kelly, and the agreement for Doug and Carrie to pay for the damages to Deacon and Kelly's car causes problems between the two couples. | |||||
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02/06/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie and Doug go to her company's retreat, and Carrie, hoping to impress the firm's partners, encourages Doug to be friendly with them, which Doug finds difficult. | |||||
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02/06/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital. | |||||
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02/06/2023 9:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith School auction for new playground equipment, he's pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets at Debra's expense. | |||||
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02/06/2023 9:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra's mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked to discover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie. | |||||
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02/06/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| While Bonnie struggles to enjoy her perfect honeymoon with Adam, Christy makes some questionable changes at the bar while they're away, in the seventh season premiere episode. | |||||
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02/06/2023 10:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy and Adam clash over an incident at the bar, leaving Bonnie in a precarious situation. Also, Jill's new boyfriend, Andy (recurring guest star WILL SASSO), has trouble finding a way to impress her. | |||||
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02/06/2023 11:15 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy escorts a reluctant Chef Rudy (recurring guest star FRENCH STEWART) to court-ordered AA meetings. Meanwhile, Bonnie tries to make Adam feel more at home in the apartment. | |||||
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02/06/2023 11:50 pm |
The Goldbergs |
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| Hoping to be the next Stephen King, Adam writes a horror story whose monster is based on Beverly. Erica schemes to get a date with Geoff on Halloween. | |||||
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02/07/2023 12:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As their deal to make an action film sparks friction between Adam and Murray, a mother-daughter shopping trip divides Erica and Beverly. | |||||
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02/07/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/07/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/07/2023 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar, who is smitten with the cute new nurse, Linda Nugent, relies on Hawkeye's expertise on how to cope with the situation. Hot Lips, meanwhile, celebrates her just-granted divorce by taking a step that arouses Colonel Potter' | |||||
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02/07/2023 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to, avoid U.S. artillery fire on a Chinese target, poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem that Colonel Potter is unaware of. On the other hand, Margaret hates loud noi | |||||
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02/07/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im | |||||
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02/07/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| On a sub-note, Klinger plays the part of a voodoo practioner to try and get out of the army. | |||||
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02/07/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme. | |||||
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02/07/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a U.S. nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of | |||||
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02/07/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge | |||||
