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02/12/2023 7:15 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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02/12/2023 7:50 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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02/12/2023 8:25 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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02/12/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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02/12/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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02/12/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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02/12/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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02/12/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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02/12/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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02/13/2023 12:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Beverly looks to make Adam a movie star, Murray tries to be an interested dad to Erica but ends up making her life worse. | |||||
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02/13/2023 12:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Confusion over their shared name pits Adam against an upperclassman to see who gets to be called Adam Goldberg. | |||||
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02/13/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/13/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/13/2023 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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02/13/2023 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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02/13/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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02/13/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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02/13/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. | |||||
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02/13/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs. | |||||
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02/13/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the genera | |||||
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02/13/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand. | |||||
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02/13/2023 6:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| When Walter Prescott breaks his leg, he sends his friend Hoss to pick up his eagerly awaited mail order future bride. When the bride to be meets Hoss however, she falls in love with him. Once introduced to Walter she decides H | |||||
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02/13/2023 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus tries to go into the freight business and it nearly results in matrimony. | |||||
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02/13/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A released convict comes to claim as his own a married woman who for years had been corresponding to him purely out of kindness. | |||||
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02/13/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An aging marshal sets out to trap a band of outlaws. | |||||
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02/13/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A childhood friend of Festus kills a prospector and then loses his mind when he finds the apparently rich mine contains only fool's gold. | |||||
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02/13/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor. | |||||
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02/13/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney. | |||||
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02/13/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue. | |||||
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02/13/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office. | |||||
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02/13/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency. | |||||
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02/13/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple. | |||||
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02/13/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle. | |||||
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02/13/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods. | |||||
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02/13/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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02/13/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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02/13/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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02/13/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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02/13/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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02/13/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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02/13/2023 6:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A new couple moves in next to Doug and Carrie, and Carrie worries that they made a bad first impression when she realizes that they heard them fighting. So she decides to invite them over to dinner. | |||||
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02/13/2023 6:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie run into their priest at a fish store, and the couple agree to go to church regularly. Carrie starts praying for everything including shoe discounts & a promotion. Doug is against it, but then prays for football. | |||||
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02/13/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon asks Doug to help coach his son's football team, and Doug ends up being dared to try out for a semi-pro team. | |||||
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02/13/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie babysits for Mr. Kaplan in hopes of getting on his good side, but his son can't stop grabbing her. Doug tries to make a worker at a bowling alley feel good by talking to her, and she thinks he is stalking her. | |||||
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02/13/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to Carrie's office & meets her "work husband". He gets jealous of how close they are, even though Curt is gay. Carrie compares Curt to Deacon; they then compete to see who can spend more time with their "work spouse". | |||||
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02/13/2023 9:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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02/13/2023 9:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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02/13/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill (JAIME PRESSLY) trades barbs with a worthy opponent. | |||||
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02/13/2023 10:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill struggles to make sense of a messy new relationship. | |||||
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02/13/2023 11:15 pm |
Mom |
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| Tammy pays a visit to the steakhouse she once robbed. | |||||
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02/13/2023 11:50 pm |
The Goldbergs |
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| A newcomer challenges Barry as leader of the JTP. Erica tries to trick Beverly by using her "no cursing" policy against her. | |||||
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02/14/2023 12:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry looks to Lionel Richie for inspiration in creating a Valentine's Day surprise for Lainey. Murray advises Adam to defy Beverly and see an R-rated movie, but the plan backfires. | |||||
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02/14/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/14/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/14/2023 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on a baseball team. | |||||
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02/14/2023 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year hitch. | |||||
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02/14/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter. | |||||
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02/14/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller. | |||||
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02/14/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast. | |||||
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02/14/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th. | |||||
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02/14/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors. | |||||
