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    02/19/2023 7:15 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Not in My Mouth!

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    02/19/2023 7:50 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    The War Against Gingivitis

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    02/19/2023 8:25 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Palmdale, Ech

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    02/19/2023 9:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Cafe

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    02/19/2023 9:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Tape

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    02/19/2023 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Nose Job

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    02/19/2023 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Stranded

    Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date.

    02/19/2023 11:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Alternate Side

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    02/19/2023 11:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Red Dot

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    02/20/2023 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Graduation Day

    As their family and friends struggle to accept that Erica and Lainey are graduating from high school, Adam panics when he's caught between his old girlfriend and his new one.

    02/20/2023 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    Weird Science

    In the fifth-season opener, Erica heads to college and Beverly sleeps over in the dorm because she has trouble letting go. Meanwhile, inspired by the movie "Weird Science," Adam tries to build the perfect girlfriend for Barry.

    02/20/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    02/20/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    02/20/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    Requiem For A Lightweight

    Trapper and Hawkeye seek to keep a new nurse from being transferred by Hot Lips, and they vie for her affection. Henry Blake, challenged by another commander to a boxing tournament, makes Trapper fight a big, intimidating soldie

    02/20/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    Yankee Doodle Doctor

    The 4077th is designated as the setting for the making of an army film on Mobile Army Surgical Hospital units. Hawkeye is chosen as the star while Margaret and Frank compose a screenplay. The Eye Of The Hawk objects to the piece

    02/20/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    Sometimes You Hear The Bullet

    Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkey

    02/20/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    Deal Me Out

    Sidney Freedman comes to the camp, and joins in the poker game at The Swamp. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an i

    02/20/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Officers Only

    Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell's son, and the General gives them 3 days in Tokyo Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what Hawkeye and Trapper are doing. When they get back

    02/20/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    Alcoholics Unanimous

    Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp, especially from Hawkeye and Trapper.

    02/20/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    Adam's Ribs

    Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T

    02/20/2023 5:30 am

    MASH

    The Interview

    Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran

    02/20/2023 6:00 am

    MASH

    The Nurses

    When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been pl

    02/20/2023 6:30 am

    MASH

    Dear Sigmund

    Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w

    02/20/2023 7:00 am

    MASH

    The Most Unforgettable Characters

    Radar gets accepted into the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School", and begins to write his impressions of the camp. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.J. stage a fight with each other to make Frank happy. Radar: "D

    02/20/2023 7:30 am

    MASH

    Ping Pong

    Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin, the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony. He leaves to get he

    02/20/2023 8:00 am

    MASH

    Hepatitis

    Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, whilst dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B.J. has to perform a very difficult operation.

    02/20/2023 8:30 am

    MASH

    The M*A*S*H Olympics

    Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie

    02/20/2023 9:00 am

    MASH

    Point of View

    In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation.

    02/20/2023 9:30 am

    MASH

    The Party

    Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge

    02/20/2023 10:00 am

    MASH

    Yessir, That's Our Baby

    A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant

    02/20/2023 10:30 am

    MASH

    Morale Victory

    Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstati

    02/20/2023 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie and the Carnival

    Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked.

    02/20/2023 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Banjo Playing Deputy

    Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence.

    02/20/2023 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The New Housekeeper

    Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married.

    02/20/2023 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Manhunt

    Andy Griffith gives the state troopers an object lesson in the efficiency of a country sheriff when a dangerous criminal escapes.

    02/20/2023 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Guitar Player

    A hometown guitar player auditions from a jail cell, with a dance in an adjacent cell.

    02/20/2023 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Ellie Comes to Town

    Ellie Walker, a pretty young graduate pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle out in the local drugstore.

    02/20/2023 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Irresistible Andy

    After a series of misunderstandings, Andy finally takes Ellie to the church picnic.

    02/20/2023 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Runaway Kid

    Andy gives his son, Opie, a lecture on keeping promises. He also convinces a runaway boy that he should return home.

    02/20/2023 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Ray's Ring

    It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single.

    02/20/2023 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Marie's Sculpture

    Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy.

    02/20/2023 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Frank Goes Downstairs

    After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs.

    02/20/2023 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Jealous Robert

    When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly.

    02/20/2023 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    It's Supposed to be Fun

    While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line, Ray is mortified.

    02/20/2023 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Older Women

    It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date.

    02/20/2023 6:05 pm

    King of Queens

    Doug Less (1)

    Doug has lost a lot of weight and people are commenting on it which makes Carrie jealous. They go on a romantic vacation together and Carrie finds out that Doug brought another girl there years ago but thinks she was the one.

    02/20/2023 6:40 pm

    King of Queens

    Doug Less (2)

    Doug takes Carrie to a resort where he thought he took her when they were dating. Soon he finds out it was another girl and to make things worse when he is arguing with Carrie, they get lost in the woods.

    02/20/2023 7:15 pm

    King of Queens

    King Pong

    Doug plays several games of ping pong with Arthur and Arthur wins by a lot. He decides to challenge Carrie to a match to prove he is not completly terrible and is destroyed by his wife.

    02/20/2023 7:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Dreading Vows

    Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows which they soon realize was a bad idea. The preparations are stressful and soon the only reason they are doing it is to convince people they are not having marital problems.

    02/20/2023 8:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Nocturnal Omission

    Carrie tells Doug that Kelly wants to go back to Deacon after their two years of separation. Doug is not sure whether he should tell Deacon about it when Deacon meets a beautiful stewardess that will be in town for a night.

    02/20/2023 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Raybert

    Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But when the woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing.

    02/20/2023 9:35 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Kicker

    While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting field goal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him.

    02/20/2023 10:10 pm

    Mom

    Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus

    Christy and Bonnie try to make sure everything goes smoothly when Violet finds the perfect couple to adopt her baby.

    02/20/2023 10:45 pm

    Mom

    Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries

    Christy is caught in the middle when tensions rise between Bonnie and Alvin. Meanwhile, a very pregnant Violet is apprehensive about going to her senior prom.

    02/20/2023 11:15 pm

    Mom

    Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession

    Christy and Bonnie help an emotional Violet through labor on the season one finale. Meanwhile, Christy is convinced that Bonnie still has feelings for Alvin.

    02/20/2023 11:50 pm

    The Goldbergs

    Hogan Is My Grandfather

    Pops' war stories bore Adam, so Pops tells more exciting stories based on an old TV series. Meanwhile, Erica returns home to confront Beverly for over-mothering her; and Murray insists Beverly teach Erica and Barry basic life skills.

    02/21/2023 12:25 am

    The Goldbergs

    Goldberg On The Goldbergs

    Coach Mellor and his brother fight and Adam and Barry each side with one of the coaches, prompting Beverly to point out to her sons that this could be them as adults. Meanwhile, Geoff and Erica struggle with their long-distance relationship.

    02/21/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    02/21/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    02/21/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    The Tooth Shall Set you Free

    Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems.

    02/21/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    Pressure Points

    Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness.

    02/21/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    Where There's a Will, There's a War

    Hawkeye draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

    02/21/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    Promotion Commotion

    Winchester, Pierce, and Hunnicutt find themselves in the sticky position of having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion. For Winchester it could be a matter of life and death.

    02/21/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Heroes

    Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, 'Gentleman' Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his.

    02/21/2023 4:35 am

    MASH

    Sons and Bowlers

    After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Unfortunately, he and Klinger a

    02/21/2023 5:10 am

    MASH

    Picture This

    Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt, and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen

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