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02/26/2023 7:15 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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02/26/2023 7:50 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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02/26/2023 8:25 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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02/26/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/26/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/26/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/26/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/26/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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02/26/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger. | |||||
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02/27/2023 12:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Erica warns Geoff about going to dinner with her family to celebrate her birthday, but he insists. Upon arrival, it's apparent this will be no ordinary dinner out. By evening's end, Geoff hits his breaking point. | |||||
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02/27/2023 12:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam tries to be funny in class but ends up distracting his woodshop teacher, who nearly injures himself, so Murray grounds him. Meanwhile, Geoff and Beverly try to become more cultured so Erica will remain close. | |||||
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02/27/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/27/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/27/2023 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| Henry receives a citation for the camp achieving the best efficiency rating, and then General Hammond reassigns him to Tokyo. Frank then changes the camp to be more military, and he confiscates Hawkeye's and Trapper's still. The | |||||
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02/27/2023 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Missing pieces include Frank's silver picture frame, Margaret's hair brush, and Trapper's watch. The camp is searched and everything is found in Hawkeye's locker. Everyone thinks he did i | |||||
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02/27/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts | |||||
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02/27/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea. | |||||
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02/27/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| The nurses go to extremes lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie - they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene rese | |||||
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02/27/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the r | |||||
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02/27/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphan | |||||
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02/27/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Fran | |||||
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02/27/2023 6:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| A bitter man, Bob Jolley, comes to Virginia City to taunt Harry Whitaker, a friend of the Cartwright's, claiming that he unjustly hung Bob's father. Bob Adam's attention, & strangely other people involved in the case surface. | |||||
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02/27/2023 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw's young brother is seriously injured in an accident and Doc is held captive to treat him. | |||||
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02/27/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A spinster seeking a new life rides off to Abilene. Festus, riding after the girl to deliver some money due her, is bushwacked by a pair of down and out hide hunters. | |||||
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02/27/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlaw in the back. | |||||
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02/27/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An elderly ex-gunfighter demands to be buried in a cemetery next to his wife, but after his death the bitter townspeople oppose Matt and the law and try to prevent it. | |||||
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02/27/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong. | |||||
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02/27/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry Bank money. | |||||
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02/27/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is too obvious in his efforts to find out if a young lady meets his expectations. | |||||
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02/27/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee takes a shine to an itinerant handyman who has a way with ladies. | |||||
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02/27/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy refuses to join an exclusive club when Barney's bid for membership is turned down. | |||||
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02/27/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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02/27/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town. | |||||
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02/27/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl. | |||||
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02/27/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests he intentionally botch the assignment so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with their wedding plans. | |||||
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02/27/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him. When Debra is too sick to take Ally to a sleepover, Ray reluctantly agrees to take her despite the fact he must come face to face with Peggy. | |||||
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02/27/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies. | |||||
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02/27/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. When Marie attempts to "take over" Amy's wedding shower, Debra gets upset and yells at her. | |||||
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02/27/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an "unspoken" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away. | |||||
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02/27/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment. | |||||
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02/27/2023 6:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur. | |||||
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02/27/2023 6:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger. | |||||
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02/27/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| IPS hires a new worker, the guys love him, and think he is absolutely hilarious. Doug doesn't like this because he used to be the funny guy. He decides to win back the favor of the men. | |||||
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02/27/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is forced to go to a work function with Carrie. One of Carrie's coworkers starts talking to him, and he decides to fake a heart attack because he can't remember her name. Carrie's boss sends Doug to get his health tested. | |||||
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02/27/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's parents come to visit, and Doug gets them tickets to see their favorite play. Doug's dad is busy getting ready for a model train expo, so Arthur starts spending time with Doug's mom and soon starts to like her. | |||||
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02/27/2023 9:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Like their relationship, Robert and Amy's road to the altar is rocky. When Peter attempts to bury the hatchet between himself, Robert and Ray, Robert suspects he's up to no good and assigns Ray to keep an eye on him. | |||||
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02/27/2023 9:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it. | |||||
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02/27/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy is thrilled when Violet tells her she wants to spend more time together and improve their relationship. Also, Bonnie tries to make amends with her nemesis in the building, Beverly. | |||||
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02/27/2023 10:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Roscoe's parent-teacher conference leaves Christy feeling threatened by Baxter's girlfriend, Candace. Also, Bonnie tries to get her dating mojo back by flirting with an unlikely target. | |||||
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02/27/2023 11:15 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy hosts a family dinner for Violet's hard-to-please future mother-in-law, Phyllis. Also, Bonnie balks when Steve wants to take their relationship to the next level. | |||||
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02/27/2023 11:50 pm |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry joins the football team but is quickly benched by Coach Mellor. Adam helps B come up with their own version of the Super Bowl Shuffle. Meanwhile, Beverly designs jackets that she tries to get Murray and Erica to sell. | |||||
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02/28/2023 12:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Adam sets out to create a sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark, Barry bets he can convince Murray that he's found the best Philly cheesesteak. | |||||
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02/28/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/28/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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02/28/2023 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch, and no one will notice; Radar | |||||
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02/28/2023 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long john's from his father. They get passed around from person to person, as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen, given up to Father | |||||
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02/28/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T | |||||
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02/28/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover, as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves out of The Swamp. He decides to open up | |||||
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02/28/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| As usual Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after a broadcast goes out of Frank telling Margaret he's leaving, she decides | |||||
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02/28/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| General Clayton calls so say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But Trapper does not believe it. Hawkeye claims he is married to a | |||||
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02/28/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster. Henry's wife is in labo | |||||
