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03/05/2023 7:15 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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03/05/2023 7:50 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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03/05/2023 8:25 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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03/05/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight. | |||||
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03/05/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/05/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/05/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/05/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/05/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/06/2023 12:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam's girlfriend, Jackie, is back from spending her summer at NYU. She has changed so much and Adam takes drastic measures to hold on to his relationship. Beverly is not happy with Lainey's domestic skills and attempts to teach her a thing or two. | |||||
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03/06/2023 12:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Erica thinks her dreams will come true when she's hired at the karaoke bar. When she's tasked with bringing in more customers, Erica may regret turning to Beverly for help. Murray teaches Barry and Lainey how to be financially responsible adults. | |||||
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03/06/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/06/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/06/2023 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter. | |||||
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03/06/2023 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into | |||||
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03/06/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg. | |||||
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03/06/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reported killed at the front, as that is where he | |||||
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03/06/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray b | |||||
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03/06/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patie | |||||
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03/06/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay. | |||||
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03/06/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI. | |||||
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03/06/2023 6:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Joe's latest love is Julia Grant, who dreams of being an actress, and it's that dream that's keeping her from committing to Joe. Adam offers to get her an audition with visiting actor Edwin Booth, but his opinion is devastating. | |||||
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03/06/2023 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A wounded Matt Dillon loses his memory and falls in love with a widow. Matt's first TV kiss, not to Miss Kitty, but to guest star Michael Learned. | |||||
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03/06/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Ron Moody guest stars as a man torn between keeping his own self-respect and the friendship of a young boy or keeping his drunken promise to help two hired gunmen. | |||||
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03/06/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Steve Forrest guest stars as a gunfighter whose speed is legendary but who now is trying to live a quiet, nonviolent life with Teresa, the girl he loves. | |||||
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03/06/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Richard Kiley guest stars as Will Stambridge, a reluctant gunfighter with whom Kitty falls in love-after he risks his own life to save hers. | |||||
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03/06/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town. | |||||
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03/06/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up. | |||||
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03/06/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A car containing a high-powered businessman breaks down in low-powered Mayberry. | |||||
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03/06/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town. | |||||
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03/06/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite. | |||||
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03/06/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high school sweethearts when the Mayberry Class of '45 holds a reunion. | |||||
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03/06/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rafe Hollister, a poor farmer, successfully auditions to sing at a concert. Barney and Andy take it upon themselves to spruce him up for the event. | |||||
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03/06/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie meets a spoiled youngster and decides his own allowance should be tripled. | |||||
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03/06/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray rummages through a drawer so he can show Andy and Gianni personalized letter from Muhammed Ali. Debra confesses to Marie that she lied to Ray and accidentally threw the letter out. Marie surprisingly covers for Debra. | |||||
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03/06/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is dumfounded when he realizes the magnitude of the blunder he made while at a Knicks game with Michael and Geoffrey's friend, Chris. | |||||
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03/06/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie finds out that Frank was forced to choose between maintaining a physical relationship with Marie or lose his sense of taste. | |||||
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03/06/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray tells Robert that Amy is a chatterbox because she wouldn't stop talking to him while he was watching a basketball game. Ray's comment hurt Amy, but Robert cutting her off while she is talking angers her. | |||||
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03/06/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra confronts Ray when she discovers that he's been withholding sex from her in order to shift the power of their relationship. | |||||
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03/06/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is shocked when he catches Pat smoking a cigarette, but is thrilled to be part of Pat's dirty little secret. | |||||
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03/06/2023 6:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea. | |||||
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03/06/2023 6:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go. | |||||
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03/06/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out. | |||||
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03/06/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
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03/06/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming. | |||||
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03/06/2023 9:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| In the Series Finale, Ray is admitted to the hospital for minor surgery, but unexpectedly falls into a coma. The family, fearing the worst, experiences a number of heart-warming flashbacks. | |||||
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03/06/2023 9:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra wants a quiet birthday at home with Raymond. He tells his parents and brother there's no party. Ray gets caught in a lie when his nosy parents and brother show up anyway and catch Ray and Debra in a compromising position. | |||||
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03/06/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy, Bonnie, Jill and Wendy get high after accidentally eating cookies filled with marijuana. | |||||
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03/06/2023 10:45 pm |
Mom |
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| When Bonnie connects with a handsome, sober stranger, Christy worries that she's jeopardizing her relationship with Adam. | |||||
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03/06/2023 11:15 pm |
Mom |
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| When a heartbroken Bonnie drives everyone crazy, Christy begs Adam to take her back. | |||||
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03/06/2023 11:50 pm |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam discovers Beverly has been manipulating him with guilt letters when he tells his mother he doesn't want her to chaperone the school trip to Hershey Park. After attending Career Night, Geoff realizes he doesn't want to be an eye doctor. | |||||
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03/07/2023 12:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Jackie's parents let Adam watch "A Nightmare on Elm Street" and a disagreement ensues. Beverly dreams about Freddy Krueger, which teaches her a lesson. Erica realizes she's not as popular as she once was as she hangs out at William Penn Academy. | |||||
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03/07/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/07/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/07/2023 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp, especially from Hawkeye and Trapper. | |||||
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03/07/2023 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits while they are gone. Hawkeye: "The plot thins. Watch the cake sue for malpractice when Frank cuts | |||||
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03/07/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T | |||||
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03/07/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batis | |||||
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03/07/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of | |||||
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03/07/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medica | |||||
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03/07/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident. Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the Supply Tent together. Frank's jealousy of Trap | |||||
