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    03/08/2023 7:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Present Tense

    When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

    03/08/2023 7:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Sold-Y Locks

    After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive.

    03/08/2023 8:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Emotional Rollercoaster

    Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program.

    03/08/2023 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Diamonds

    When Ray discovers that the diamond in Debra's wedding ring is a fake, he finds a way to steal the ring so he can replace the stone, unaware that she replaced the diamond with a real one after their wedding.

    03/08/2023 9:35 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Game

    When Ray and his family play a game of “Scruples” after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.

    03/08/2023 10:10 pm

    Mom

    A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold

    When Marjorie takes a break from the group, Bonnie becomes the go-to for everyone's problems, and Christy tries to overcome a painful memory from her past.

    03/08/2023 10:45 pm

    Mom

    A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral

    Christy and Jill take Emily to see her biological mother, Natasha, in rehab where they make a surprising discovery. Meanwhile, Bonnie watches Adam's dog while he's out of town.

    03/08/2023 11:15 pm

    Mom

    Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet

    Christy tries to help when Bonnie gets into trouble with the IRS. Realizing she's in over her head, she encourages Bonnie so seek help from her newfound brother, Ray.

    03/08/2023 11:50 pm

    The Goldbergs

    The Living Room: A 100% True Story

    Barry realizes that he should be more concerned about Murray's health, so he enlists the Jenkintown Posse and Coach Mellor to get his father in shape. Beverly learns that Erica and Adam don't want any of the heirlooms in her fancy living room.

    03/09/2023 12:25 am

    The Goldbergs

    Bachelor Party

    Barry thinks he wants a wild, adult bachelor party; but he realizes Adam's idea of a party to celebrate his brother as a bachelor is more his speed. Murray never spends money on himself, so Beverly surprises him with an expensive sports car.

    03/09/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    03/09/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    03/09/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    White Gold

    Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

    03/09/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    Abyssinia, Henry

    Actually, we won't. One of the classic M*A*S*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrag

    03/09/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    Welcome To Korea, Part 1 of 2

    Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

    03/09/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    Welcome To Korea, Part 2 of 2

    Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

    03/09/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Change Of Command

    Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that, to his chagrin, fits in very well.

    03/09/2023 4:35 am

    MASH

    It Happened One Night

    A freezing night, an artillery barrage that's coming too close, a patient going downhill, and Frank's searching Hot Lips' tent for his letters.

    03/09/2023 5:10 am

    MASH

    The Late Captain Pierce

    When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise.

    03/09/2023 5:45 am

    Bonanza

    A Woman Lost

    Ben checks in with friend Rita Marlowe while in San Francisco and finds her battling alcoholism.

    03/09/2023 6:50 am

    Gunsmoke

    A Family of Killers

    A daring jailbreak reunites a family of vicious outlaws who wound a pursuing U.S. marshal, kill his deputy, then wait in ambush for the injured lawman and Marshal Dillon.

    03/09/2023 7:55 am

    Gunsmoke

    Like Old Times

    Nehemiah Persoff guest stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria De Haven as his former sweetheart.

    03/09/2023 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Town Tamers

    Matt and a fellow marshal are ordered to quiet down a lawless town.

    03/09/2023 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Cowtown Hustler

    A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.

    03/09/2023 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee

    Aunt Bee is the unwilling to object of matrimony when mountaineer Brisco Darling comes a'courting

    03/09/2023 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Gomer, The House Guest

    Gossiping Gomer Pyle, moves in with the sheriff when he loses his job and home at the filling station.

    03/09/2023 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Black Day for Mayberry

    Ronny Howard who plays Opie shares the show with his father and younger brother as Maybery gets involved with a gold shipment en route to Fort Knox.

    03/09/2023 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain

    Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card.

    03/09/2023 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Up in Barney's Room

    Barney, evicted from his rooming house for illegal cooking, sets about making the Mayberry sheriff's office back room "just like home."

    03/09/2023 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Date for Gomer

    Barney plays cupid for Gomer when Barney's girl refuses to go to a dance unless her cousin also has a date.

    03/09/2023 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Citizens Arrest

    Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing.

    03/09/2023 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie and His Merry Men

    Opie and his chums take their roles as Robin Hood and his merry men seriously as they befriend a hobo at the expense at the pantries of Mayberry.

    03/09/2023 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Recovering Pessimist

    When Debra tries to change Ray's pessimistic attitude about winning the “Sports Writer of the Year Award,” he agrees to change his ways and become more upbeat and suffers the downside of being the only optimist in his family.

    03/09/2023 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Dog

    Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boy due to his allergies, but his brother Robert bonds with the animal and the siblings then have to decide who gets to keep him.

    03/09/2023 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Neighbors

    When Frank's late-night buzz sawing and Marie's persistent meddling bother the neighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how he'll inform his parents of their complaints. Frank and Marie show up during the meeting.

    03/09/2023 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Fascinatin' Debra

    When Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book on the American family, the doctor discovers that Ray and his family are more fascinating, in a quirky way, than she is.

    03/09/2023 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Why Are We Here?

    When Debra gets fed up with Ray's family intruding in her life, they both reminisce about how quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family.

    03/09/2023 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Ray's on TV

    Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show, his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers.

    03/09/2023 6:05 pm

    King of Queens

    Four Play

    Everything is great with the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness. Meanwhile, Gloria, the coffee shop girl, takes Arthur's relationship advice, and has success when she does the opposite.

    03/09/2023 6:40 pm

    King of Queens

    Hartford Wailer

    Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of a hotel spa, after telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend. She gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment.

    03/09/2023 7:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Fight Schlub

    When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug.

    03/09/2023 7:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Acting Out

    Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay.

    03/09/2023 8:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Mama Cast

    When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream.

    03/09/2023 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Father Knows Least

    Ray gets to use the “active technique” he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents when their stubbornness goes too far. Ray doesn't realize how much he's mastered the technique learned in class.

    03/09/2023 9:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Brother

    At the urging of his parents, Ray takes his brother, Robert, out for a night on the town. But when Robert wants to get in touch with Ray's “feelings” Ray gets a little uncomfortable with “this brotherly bonding thing.”

    03/09/2023 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

    In the fifth season premiere episode, Bonnie gets cold feet when considering her future with Adam, and Christy risks failing an important test in order to help a fellow alcoholic.

    03/09/2023 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

    Bonnie is suspicious when her brother, Ray returns from rehab and strikes up a friendship with Adam, and Christy and Bonnie have a brush with the law when they take Ray's fancy car for a joy ride.

    03/09/2023 11:00 pm

    Mom

    A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

    Christy discovers she and her younger classmate, Cooper, make a good team both in and out of the classroom. Meanwhile, Bonnie steps up when a newly sober Natasha fears she can't handle motherhood.

    03/09/2023 11:30 pm

    Mom

    Fancy Crackers and Giant Women

    Bonnie suffers withdrawal after giving up cable TV to help Christy pay for her law school applications. And the women rally around Jill after she has a breakdown in her favorite department store.

    03/10/2023 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer

    Much to Beverly's chagrin, Barry is thrilled that he gets to celebrate Christmas now that he is engaged to Lainey. Meanwhile, Murray's brother Marvin makes a promise to Adam with a surprising outcome.

    03/10/2023 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    The Wedding Singer

    Barry and Lainey's wedding date is close, and Beverly is in her element as she tries to make everything perfect for her schmoopie's big day. Geoff is concerned about Adam's shortcomings as a wedding videographer. Barry begins to have second thoughts.

    03/10/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    03/10/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    03/10/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    Hey, Doc

    Its quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin.

    03/10/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    The Bus

    Radar is driving Hawk, B.J., Sherman, and Frank in a bus back from a "medical conference" when they get lost. They stop to see if they can find anything they recognize. When they decide to turn around, they find that the bus doe

    03/10/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    Dear Mildred

    It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it.

    03/10/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    The Kids

    The 4077th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties.

    03/10/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler

    Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. Perhaps the most poignant scene is when Radar asks Chandler to b

    03/10/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    Dear Peggy

    B.J. writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain, and one of Frank's goof-ups.

    03/10/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    Of Moose And Men

    Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel, Colonel Spiker, B.J. helps Zale, who's received a "Dear John" letter, and Frank looks endlessly for Korean saboteurs.

    03/10/2023 5:30 am

    MASH

    Soldier Of The Month

    Frank has a fever and makes a will, leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

    TV Land

    Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 12/29/2025 Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 Country: United States Language: English

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