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    03/09/2023 7:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Fight Schlub

    When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug.

    03/09/2023 7:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Acting Out

    Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay.

    03/09/2023 8:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Mama Cast

    When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream.

    03/09/2023 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Father Knows Least

    Ray gets to use the “active technique” he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents when their stubbornness goes too far. Ray doesn't realize how much he's mastered the technique learned in class.

    03/09/2023 9:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Brother

    At the urging of his parents, Ray takes his brother, Robert, out for a night on the town. But when Robert wants to get in touch with Ray's “feelings” Ray gets a little uncomfortable with “this brotherly bonding thing.”

    03/09/2023 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

    In the fifth season premiere episode, Bonnie gets cold feet when considering her future with Adam, and Christy risks failing an important test in order to help a fellow alcoholic.

    03/09/2023 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

    Bonnie is suspicious when her brother, Ray returns from rehab and strikes up a friendship with Adam, and Christy and Bonnie have a brush with the law when they take Ray's fancy car for a joy ride.

    03/09/2023 11:00 pm

    Mom

    A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

    Christy discovers she and her younger classmate, Cooper, make a good team both in and out of the classroom. Meanwhile, Bonnie steps up when a newly sober Natasha fears she can't handle motherhood.

    03/09/2023 11:30 pm

    Mom

    Fancy Crackers and Giant Women

    Bonnie suffers withdrawal after giving up cable TV to help Christy pay for her law school applications. And the women rally around Jill after she has a breakdown in her favorite department store.

    03/10/2023 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer

    Much to Beverly's chagrin, Barry is thrilled that he gets to celebrate Christmas now that he is engaged to Lainey. Meanwhile, Murray's brother Marvin makes a promise to Adam with a surprising outcome.

    03/10/2023 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    The Wedding Singer

    Barry and Lainey's wedding date is close, and Beverly is in her element as she tries to make everything perfect for her schmoopie's big day. Geoff is concerned about Adam's shortcomings as a wedding videographer. Barry begins to have second thoughts.

    03/10/2023 1:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    03/10/2023 1:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    03/10/2023 2:00 am

    MASH

    Hey, Doc

    Its quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin.

    03/10/2023 2:30 am

    MASH

    The Bus

    Radar is driving Hawk, B.J., Sherman, and Frank in a bus back from a "medical conference" when they get lost. They stop to see if they can find anything they recognize. When they decide to turn around, they find that the bus doe

    03/10/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    Dear Mildred

    It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it.

    03/10/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    The Kids

    The 4077th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties.

    03/10/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler

    Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. Perhaps the most poignant scene is when Radar asks Chandler to b

    03/10/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    Dear Peggy

    B.J. writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain, and one of Frank's goof-ups.

    03/10/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    Of Moose And Men

    Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel, Colonel Spiker, B.J. helps Zale, who's received a "Dear John" letter, and Frank looks endlessly for Korean saboteurs.

    03/10/2023 5:30 am

    MASH

    Soldier Of The Month

    Frank has a fever and makes a will, leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

    03/10/2023 6:00 am

    Bonanza

    Any Friend Of Walter's

    Hoss is on his way to see Bessie Sue Hightower when he finds himself being fired upon. His only refuge is a rundown cabin owned by an old prospector named Obie and his unusual dog Walter.

    03/10/2023 7:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Foundling

    A homeless baby triggers the mother instinct in two women, one of whom is Kitty.

    03/10/2023 8:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Iron Blood of Courage

    A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City.

    03/10/2023 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Schoolmarm

    A widower tries to protect the reputation of his son's teacher, and faces a charge of murder because of it.

    03/10/2023 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    A Trail of Bloodshed

    Craig Stevens, Kurt Russell, and Tom Simcox are guest stars in the story of a farm youth's grim trackdown of the man who killed his father.

    03/10/2023 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney and the Cave Rescue

    Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen are trapped in a cave by a landslide.

    03/10/2023 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy and Opie's Pal

    Opie learns a lesson in friendship when he befriends a newcomer to Mayberry.

    03/10/2023 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Aunt Bee the Crusader

    Aunt Bee stirs up a crusade for a chicken farmer whose property has been condemned to make way for a new road.

    03/10/2023 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney's Sidecar

    Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's department, to the sheriff's regret.

    03/10/2023 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    My Fair Ernest T. Bass

    Howard Morris , playing a mountain-bred would-be Romeo, is brought into the sheriff's home in an effort to teach him some manners.

    03/10/2023 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Prisoner of Love

    A beautiful prisoner threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberrry jail, as both Andy and Barney fall for her charms.

    03/10/2023 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Hot Rod Otis

    Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens life and limb of Mayberry's pedestrian populations.

    03/10/2023 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Song Festers

    Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him.

    03/10/2023 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Mozart

    When Ally decides to stop taking piano lessons from her Grandma, Ray tries to teach her an important lesson about not quitting by resuming the lessons he took from his mother 25 years earlier.

    03/10/2023 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Golf

    When Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, his guilt manifests itself in an inevitable anxietyattack on the golf course and his doctor diagnoses a bad case of stress with the remedy being to play more golf.

    03/10/2023 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Anniversary

    At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary, Raymond learns that his parents were once separated for a year and might have gotten divorced if Frank hadn't returned home to help with Ray's broken arm.

    03/10/2023 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Working Late Again

    When Debra fears that Ray is hiding out at work because he doesn't want to spend time at home with the family, she asks him to start working from home. Things don't turn out the way she planned.

    03/10/2023 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Children's Book

    Sick of reading Ally the same stories night after night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. Feeling great about doing something other than being a mom, she invites Ray to write the story with her.

    03/10/2023 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Gift

    Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday. He makes up for it by buying Frank a beautiful, gigantic aquarium. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one fish dies, he starts to hate it.

    03/10/2023 6:05 pm

    King of Queens

    Affair Trade

    A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling.

    03/10/2023 6:40 pm

    King of Queens

    Moxie Moron

    When O'Boyle goes into rehab, he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down, but changes his mind in order to prove to Carrie that he isn't content with being a driver for his whole life.

    03/10/2023 7:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Major Disturbance

    Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug.

    03/10/2023 7:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Ruff Goin'

    When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyway and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. He realizes a dog is a lot of work and wants to find a way to return it without looking bad.

    03/10/2023 8:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Brace Yourself

    When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.

    03/10/2023 9:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    High School

    At Debra's insistence, Ray takes her to his 20th high school reunion, and it's even worse than he expected. It turns out that Debra is one of the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girl's bathroom.

    03/10/2023 9:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Letter

    When Marie crashes and ultimately ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that the day has finally come to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical, intrusive, and overbearing and she takes pen to paper.

    03/10/2023 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy

    When an injury temporarily lands Bonnie in a wheelchair, Christy is forced to take over as building manager and makes a surprising discovery.

    03/10/2023 10:30 pm

    Mom

    Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye

    Bonnie insists on meeting Adam's estranged brother, Patrick, and things get weird when he takes a romantic interest in Christy.

    03/10/2023 11:00 pm

    Mom

    Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros

    Christy and Bonnie rally around Marjorie when her husband has a stroke.

    03/10/2023 11:30 pm

    Mom

    An Epi-pen and a Security Cat

    After their home is robbed at Christmastime, Christy and Bonnie's hunt for the thief leads them to an unlikely door.

    03/11/2023 12:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    The Pina Colada Episode

    Murray and Geoff pull Beverly, Barry and Erica out of their misery that Lainey has left town. Adam's dread of gym class is amplified when Coach Nick arrives and uses fear as a motivator. Coach Mellor prepares for the next step of his life.

    03/11/2023 12:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    I Coulda Been A Lawyer

    Beverly decides their street needs another stop sign and pleads her case to the city comptroller. Barry panics when he's neglected his college applications, but the situation gets worse once Murray is involved. Erica struggles with her career choice.

    03/11/2023 1:00 am

    Roseanne

    Stressed to Kill

    Roseanne tries to do the impossible: give up smoking cold turkey while working two jobs and getting virtually no support from her loving family! Also, Becky gets into big trouble for helping Darlene write a paper for school.

    03/11/2023 1:36 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving 1991

    Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner.

    03/11/2023 2:12 am

    Roseanne

    Kansas City, Here We Come

    Jackie is determined to meet the woman her father has been having an affair with for twenty years. Becky's job causes problems with school, Mark, and Dan.

    03/11/2023 2:48 am

    Roseanne

    Santa Claus

    Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age.

    03/11/2023 3:24 am

    Roseanne

    Bingo

    Roseanne's obsession with Bingo tetters on the line of a gambling addiction. Dan and the kids stumble through babysitting Crystal's son.

    03/11/2023 4:00 am

    Roseanne

    The Bowling Show

    Scrambling to keep their bowling team out of last place gives rise to some unexpected competition between teammates Arnie and Dan. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels left out when Jackie strikes up a friendship with Nancy.

    03/11/2023 4:36 am

    Roseanne

    The Back Story

    Roseanne's is bedridden due to back pain. Her mother decides to move in until she is better.

    03/11/2023 5:12 am

    Roseanne

    Less is More

    Constantly troubled by a bad back, Roseanne's doctor suggests an operation that will relieve her pain, but it may cause new problems between her and Dan. Neil Patrick Harris, star of "Doogie Howser," makes a cameo appearance.

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    Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 12/29/2025 Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 Country: United States Language: English

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