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03/12/2023 8:25 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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03/12/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants. | |||||
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03/12/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. | |||||
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03/12/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan. | |||||
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03/12/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/12/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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03/12/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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03/13/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. | |||||
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03/13/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events. | |||||
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03/13/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam and his friends are recruited to the William Penn Academy baseball team; Barry is in denial about his pitching skills; Geoff's dad interferes in his relationship with Erica. | |||||
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03/13/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| With Geoff's help, Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey; Barry convinces Geoff the new band member is trying to steal Erica from him; Adam and Murray each plot to get out of going to Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. | |||||
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03/13/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/13/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/13/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it. | |||||
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03/13/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather. | |||||
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03/13/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of, but that's hard to come by - tomato juice. | |||||
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03/13/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside. | |||||
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03/13/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results. | |||||
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03/13/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake. | |||||
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03/13/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner. | |||||
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03/13/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny, for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave, and Frank was the C.O. The Judge Advocate, Colonel Carmichael, tries the case; BJ, Potter, and Radar are in attendance of the p | |||||
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03/13/2023 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Jud Lally has never told anyone he has a twin brother. Thus, no one has reason to be suspicious when his brother, Rube, makes him switch places so he can go with Joe to pick up a valuable stallion that Rube intends to steal. | |||||
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03/13/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newly O'Brien or a neighboring farmer suitable suitors for her daughter, provoking them into a fight which almost leads to tragedy. | |||||
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03/13/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The residents of Dodge City are stunned when Matt Dillon feels he can no longer keep law and order and turns in his Marshal's badge. | |||||
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03/13/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon finds himself in the revengeful hands of a half-crazed widower who plans, with the aid of his four surviving sons, to hunt Dillon down and kill him to revenge the death of his son, a wanted murderer. | |||||
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03/13/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon is captured and held for ransom by five bank robbers he has been pursuing when he rides into a small town to warn it about the outlaws--only to find out that they have taken over the place. | |||||
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03/13/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store. | |||||
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03/13/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion. | |||||
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03/13/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire. | |||||
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03/13/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor. | |||||
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03/13/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney. | |||||
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03/13/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue. | |||||
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03/13/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office. | |||||
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03/13/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency. | |||||
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03/13/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. | |||||
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03/13/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a Civil War re-enactment, Ray voluntarily enlists for the Battle of Gettysburg. | |||||
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03/13/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's Zia Sarina comes to visit from Italy to help Ally with a school project on family trees, he's thrilled to finally meet a relative whom the whole family likes. Ray thinks it's too good to be true, and he is right. | |||||
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03/13/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs over his wife's lemon chicken, Debra gets upset. With good intentions, Ray asks his mom to give Debra cooking lessons. | |||||
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03/13/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. He quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks, he tries to hide the truth from Debra. | |||||
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03/13/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Ray at first. But when Raymond sees his brother risk his life during a hold-up at Nemo's, he gains a new respect for Robert. | |||||
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03/13/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything. | |||||
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03/13/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her. | |||||
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03/13/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug runs into an old friend at his high school reunion and they decide to play a prank on the principle to get revenge for an event of the past. | |||||
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03/13/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When an apartment in Manhattan becomes available to Doug and Carrie, Carrie sees it as a chance to live out her dream of living in the city, but Doug wants nothing to do with it. | |||||
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03/13/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child. | |||||
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03/13/2023 10:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent's bed, Ray and Debra do everything they can to slay the monsters so they can get a good night's sleep. | |||||
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03/13/2023 10:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra discovers that her mother-in -law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better than she likes her because Amy is a “good girl.” Robert lets it slip that Amy is a virgin, and Marie is thrilled to pieces. | |||||
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03/13/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy is concerned that she and Bonnie might lose their apartment when Bonnie locks horns with the tough new building owner, Rita. | |||||
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03/13/2023 11:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy's sponsor, Nora, challenges her to be nice to Bonnie at all costs; And Bonnie is convinced that Adam has stopped making an effort. | |||||
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03/14/2023 12:15 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie's relaxing trip to a spa takes a turn when Bonnie lands in jail. | |||||
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03/14/2023 12:50 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Despite Beverly wanting the two boys to bond, Adam and Johnny Atkins compete for the head of the Highlander Club at school; Barry tries to ensure that the JTP doesn't fall out of touch after high school. | |||||
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03/14/2023 1:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Pops enlists Adam, Erica, and Barry to show a cousin visiting from Russia what America is like. A newcomer challenges Beverly's status as the leader of the Frentas. | |||||
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03/14/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/14/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/14/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does. | |||||
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03/14/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves. | |||||
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03/14/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm which makes matters difficult for the staff. | |||||
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03/14/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran | |||||
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03/14/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi | |||||
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03/14/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi | |||||
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03/14/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies. | |||||
