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    03/12/2023 8:25 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    03/12/2023 9:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Implant

    Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants.

    03/12/2023 9:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Junior Mint

    Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight.

    03/12/2023 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Smelly Car

    A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan.

    03/12/2023 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Handicap Spot

    Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

    03/12/2023 11:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Pilot - Part I

    Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.

    03/12/2023 11:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Pilot - Part II

    Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.

    03/13/2023 12:00 am

    Seinfeld

    The Mango

    Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine.

    03/13/2023 12:30 am

    Seinfeld

    The Glasses

    George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events.

    03/13/2023 1:00 am

    The Goldbergs

    Major League'd

    Adam and his friends are recruited to the William Penn Academy baseball team; Barry is in denial about his pitching skills; Geoff's dad interferes in his relationship with Erica.

    03/13/2023 1:30 am

    The Goldbergs

    My Valentine Boy

    With Geoff's help, Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey; Barry convinces Geoff the new band member is trying to steal Erica from him; Adam and Murray each plot to get out of going to Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly.

    03/13/2023 2:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    03/13/2023 2:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    03/13/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    The Gun

    A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it.

    03/13/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    Mail Call, Again

    Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.

    03/13/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    The Price Of Tomato Juice

    Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of, but that's hard to come by - tomato juice.

    03/13/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    Dear Ma

    Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside.

    03/13/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    Der Tag

    Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results.

    03/13/2023 5:30 am

    MASH

    Hawkeye

    Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake.

    03/13/2023 6:00 am

    MASH

    Some 38th Parallels

    Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner.

    03/13/2023 6:30 am

    MASH

    The Novocaine Mutiny

    Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny, for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave, and Frank was the C.O. The Judge Advocate, Colonel Carmichael, tries the case; BJ, Potter, and Radar are in attendance of the p

    03/13/2023 7:00 am

    Bonanza

    Mirror Of A Man

    Jud Lally has never told anyone he has a twin brother. Thus, no one has reason to be suspicious when his brother, Rube, makes him switch places so he can go with Joe to pick up a valuable stallion that Rube intends to steal.

    03/13/2023 8:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    To Ride a Yellow Horse

    An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newly O'Brien or a neighboring farmer suitable suitors for her daughter, provoking them into a fight which almost leads to tragedy.

    03/13/2023 9:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Disciple

    The residents of Dodge City are stunned when Matt Dillon feels he can no longer keep law and order and turns in his Marshal's badge.

    03/13/2023 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    Matt Dillon Must Die

    Dillon finds himself in the revengeful hands of a half-crazed widower who plans, with the aid of his four surviving sons, to hunt Dillon down and kill him to revenge the death of his son, a wanted murderer.

    03/13/2023 11:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    A Town in Chains

    Dillon is captured and held for ransom by five bank robbers he has been pursuing when he rides into a small town to warn it about the outlaws--only to find out that they have taken over the place.

    03/13/2023 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Shoplifters

    Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

    03/13/2023 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy's Vacation

    Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion.

    03/13/2023 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy Saves Gomer

    Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire.

    03/13/2023 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Bargain Day

    Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor.

    03/13/2023 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Divorce Mountain Style

    A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney.

    03/13/2023 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Deal is a Deal

    Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue.

    03/13/2023 3:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Fun Girls

    Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office.

    03/13/2023 3:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Return of Malcolm Merriweather

    British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency.

    03/13/2023 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All I Want For Christmas

    All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true.

    03/13/2023 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Civil War

    Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a Civil War re-enactment, Ray voluntarily enlists for the Battle of Gettysburg.

    03/13/2023 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Mia Famiglia

    When Ray's Zia Sarina comes to visit from Italy to help Ally with a school project on family trees, he's thrilled to finally meet a relative whom the whole family likes. Ray thinks it's too good to be true, and he is right.

    03/13/2023 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Marie's Meatballs

    When Raymond chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs over his wife's lemon chicken, Debra gets upset. With good intentions, Ray asks his mom to give Debra cooking lessons.

    03/13/2023 6:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Checkbook

    When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. He quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks, he tries to hide the truth from Debra.

    03/13/2023 6:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Ride Along

    Spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Ray at first. But when Raymond sees his brother risk his life during a hold-up at Nemo's, he gains a new respect for Robert.

    03/13/2023 7:05 pm

    King of Queens

    Home Cheapo

    When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything.

    03/13/2023 7:40 pm

    King of Queens

    Offensive Fowl

    Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her.

    03/13/2023 8:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Mild Bunch

    Doug runs into an old friend at his high school reunion and they decide to play a prank on the principle to get revenge for an event of the past.

    03/13/2023 8:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Manhattan Project

    When an apartment in Manhattan becomes available to Doug and Carrie, Carrie sees it as a chance to live out her dream of living in the city, but Doug wants nothing to do with it.

    03/13/2023 9:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Single Spaced

    Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child.

    03/13/2023 10:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Family Bed

    When Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent's bed, Ray and Debra do everything they can to slay the monsters so they can get a good night's sleep.

    03/13/2023 10:35 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Good Girls

    Debra discovers that her mother-in -law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better than she likes her because Amy is a “good girl.” Robert lets it slip that Amy is a virgin, and Marie is thrilled to pieces.

    03/13/2023 11:10 pm

    Mom

    A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress

    Christy is concerned that she and Bonnie might lose their apartment when Bonnie locks horns with the tough new building owner, Rita.

    03/13/2023 11:45 pm

    Mom

    Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots

    Christy's sponsor, Nora, challenges her to be nice to Bonnie at all costs; And Bonnie is convinced that Adam has stopped making an effort.

    03/14/2023 12:15 am

    Mom

    Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle

    Christy and Bonnie's relaxing trip to a spa takes a turn when Bonnie lands in jail.

    03/14/2023 12:50 am

    The Goldbergs

    There Can Be Only One Highlander Club

    Despite Beverly wanting the two boys to bond, Adam and Johnny Atkins compete for the head of the Highlander Club at school; Barry tries to ensure that the JTP doesn't fall out of touch after high school.

    03/14/2023 1:25 am

    The Goldbergs

    Our Perfect Strangers

    Pops enlists Adam, Erica, and Barry to show a cousin visiting from Russia what America is like. A newcomer challenges Beverly's status as the leader of the Frentas.

    03/14/2023 2:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    03/14/2023 2:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    03/14/2023 3:00 am

    MASH

    Smilin' Jack

    The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does.

    03/14/2023 3:30 am

    MASH

    The More I See You

    Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves.

    03/14/2023 4:00 am

    MASH

    Deluge

    A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm which makes matters difficult for the staff.

    03/14/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    The Interview

    Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran

    03/14/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    Bug Out, Part 1 of 2

    A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi

    03/14/2023 5:35 am

    MASH

    Bug Out, Part 2 of 2

    A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi

    03/14/2023 6:10 am

    MASH

    Margaret's Engagement

    Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies.

    TV Land

    Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 03/21/2026 Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 Country: United States Language: English

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