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03/19/2023 8:25 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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03/19/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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03/19/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/19/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned. | |||||
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03/19/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/19/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays. | |||||
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03/19/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/20/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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03/20/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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03/20/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry wants money to buy an expensive pair of basketball shoes, so Murray hires him to work at his furniture store. When Beverly prohibits him from seeing a new horror movie, Adam goes behind her back. | |||||
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03/20/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Beverly tries playing matchmaker for Pops, Adam and Barry bond over their discovery of a scrambled porn channel on TV. | |||||
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03/20/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/20/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/20/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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03/20/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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03/20/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he | |||||
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03/20/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Madness strikes as B.J. and his old friend Bardonaro play a series of practical jokes on each other, just as Bardonaro is about to leave Korea. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, an | |||||
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03/20/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into comb | |||||
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03/20/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B | |||||
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03/20/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon | |||||
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03/20/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died. | |||||
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03/20/2023 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Claude Miller is the joke of the city until he finds silver. He attempts to get even by buying out mortgages & hires the deputy to work for him. What he isn't aware of is that the deputy has appointed himself power of attorney. | |||||
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03/20/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon takes young Bessie Sutherland, now an orphan after her parents have been killed on the prairie, to live with her Aunt Rachel. He discovers that she is not wanted. | |||||
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03/20/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Farmer Jed Hackett decides it is time his three sons marry the women they brought back from Dodge. | |||||
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03/20/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon is sentenced to life imprisonment of hard labor for shooting a fugitive in the town of Bedrock. | |||||
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03/20/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus is caught in the middle when an Eastern preacher wants to build a church for the Indians and the townspeople, all of whom are filled with prejudice. | |||||
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03/20/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers. | |||||
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03/20/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right. | |||||
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03/20/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own. | |||||
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03/20/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked. | |||||
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03/20/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence. | |||||
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03/20/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married. | |||||
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03/20/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Griffith gives the state troopers an object lesson in the efficiency of a country sheriff when a dangerous criminal escapes. | |||||
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03/20/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A hometown guitar player auditions from a jail cell, with a dance in an adjacent cell. | |||||
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03/20/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired “new and improved” breasts. She is anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as is, so she conducts a little experiment. | |||||
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03/20/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over a newly purchased can opener, that seems to have opened a can of worms. | |||||
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03/20/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial mood and not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior. | |||||
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03/20/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be. Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence for older couples to experience. | |||||
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03/20/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choose the two people who they feel would be best . | |||||
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03/20/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a good indication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit with rosary beads and prayer cards as gifts. | |||||
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03/20/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Ray asks Doug to go golfing at his private club but Doug already has plans with Richie. Doug cancels and tells Richie to come over later. But when a storm traps the guys at the club, Doug wonders if he can make it in time. | |||||
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03/20/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has a hot woman as a trainee and he is upset that this is not making Carrie jelous. Arthur has to find a way to change the date of death on his pre-purchased tombstone so the first numbers are 20 and not 19. | |||||
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03/20/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to a cocktail party Carrie's boss is having, but to get there he has to skip eating that day. When Doug gets to the party, he finds out there is no food. | |||||
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03/20/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have always hated their neighbors, the Sackskys, but when they offer Doug & Carrie their Hamptons timeshare because they are having marital problems, they decide that they have to be nice until they get the keys. | |||||
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03/20/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to pawn Arthur off on somebody for a weekend so that they can be alone. Doug calls his cousin Danny who he hates, but Danny agrees let Arthur stay. Doug then finds that Danny wants to hang out with him more. | |||||
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03/20/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club. | |||||
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03/20/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. | |||||
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03/20/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble. | |||||
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03/20/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive. | |||||
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03/21/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce. | |||||
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03/21/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. | |||||
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03/21/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Beverly discovers that her engagement ring is the same one Murray gave to his ex-fiance, Adam looks to a romantic comedy for inspiration as he tries to woo his pretty neighbor. | |||||
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03/21/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Adam abandons Pops to go trick-or-treating with a cool new friend, Beverly dons a costume so she can keep Barry from being embarrassed at a Halloween party. | |||||
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03/21/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/21/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/21/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he ca | |||||
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03/21/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. | |||||
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03/21/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie | |||||
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03/21/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa | |||||
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03/21/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut. | |||||
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03/21/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers. | |||||
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03/21/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he | |||||
