Schedules
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03/20/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to a cocktail party Carrie's boss is having, but to get there he has to skip eating that day. When Doug gets to the party, he finds out there is no food. | |||||
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03/20/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have always hated their neighbors, the Sackskys, but when they offer Doug & Carrie their Hamptons timeshare because they are having marital problems, they decide that they have to be nice until they get the keys. | |||||
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03/20/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to pawn Arthur off on somebody for a weekend so that they can be alone. Doug calls his cousin Danny who he hates, but Danny agrees let Arthur stay. Doug then finds that Danny wants to hang out with him more. | |||||
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03/20/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club. | |||||
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03/20/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. | |||||
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03/20/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble. | |||||
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03/20/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive. | |||||
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03/21/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce. | |||||
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03/21/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. | |||||
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03/21/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Beverly discovers that her engagement ring is the same one Murray gave to his ex-fiance, Adam looks to a romantic comedy for inspiration as he tries to woo his pretty neighbor. | |||||
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03/21/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Adam abandons Pops to go trick-or-treating with a cool new friend, Beverly dons a costume so she can keep Barry from being embarrassed at a Halloween party. | |||||
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03/21/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/21/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/21/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he ca | |||||
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03/21/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. | |||||
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03/21/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie | |||||
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03/21/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa | |||||
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03/21/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut. | |||||
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03/21/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers. | |||||
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03/21/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he | |||||
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03/21/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Tom Slaydon depletes his comepetition and then overcharges on his freight line. When he sees Joe delivering supplies to the Ponderosa he retaliates by having him shot. | |||||
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03/21/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two bronco busters risk their lives to raise money for a ranch in Montana, only to have the dream ruined by a wild stallion. | |||||
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03/21/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Manolo is not recognized as a man in the eyes of his people because he refuses to fight his father Alejo, a traditional Basque custom to prove one's manhood. | |||||
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03/21/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillion, disturbed over being forced to kill a prisoner, turns in his badge. | |||||
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03/21/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gang steals a gigantic bar of gold and commandeers the Dodge City blacksmith shop in order to divide the loot. | |||||
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03/21/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ellie Walker, a pretty young graduate pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle out in the local drugstore. | |||||
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03/21/2023 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| After a series of misunderstandings, Andy finally takes Ellie to the church picnic. | |||||
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03/21/2023 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy gives his son, Opie, a lecture on keeping promises. He also convinces a runaway boy that he should return home. | |||||
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03/21/2023 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy encourages a romance between his deputy, Barney, and Miss Rosemary, the dressmaker. | |||||
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03/21/2023 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story. | |||||
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03/21/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy stops a feud between two mountain families, thus permitting the marriage of their children. | |||||
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03/21/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ellie Walker sets the men and women of Mayberry against each other when she runs for a seat on the town council. | |||||
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03/21/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debra points out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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03/21/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again. | |||||
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03/21/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie. | |||||
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03/21/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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03/21/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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03/21/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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03/21/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur almost gets Doug fired, so Doug yells at him, and Arthur moves out of the house. Arthur ends up living in a great apartment that he could never afford, and Carrie has to convince him to move back. | |||||
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03/21/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are thinking of having a baby. | |||||
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03/21/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty. | |||||
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03/21/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her. | |||||
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03/21/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie. | |||||
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03/21/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. | |||||
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03/21/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like. | |||||
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03/21/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. | |||||
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03/21/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George hires an unattractive secretary. | |||||
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03/22/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race. | |||||
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03/22/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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03/22/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry is thrilled at the freedom offered by his new driver's license, until Beverly lays down her rules of the road. Pops resists wearing a Life Alert bracelet and is forced to call Adam when he needs help. | |||||
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03/22/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Beverly is determined to make friends with a standoffish neighbor (guest star Jennifer Irwin). Barry and Erica battle for control of the family's one telephone line. | |||||
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03/22/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/22/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/22/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e | |||||
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03/22/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business. | |||||
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03/22/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are | |||||
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03/22/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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03/22/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to | |||||
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03/22/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and | |||||
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03/22/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire | |||||
