Schedules
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03/21/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty. | |||||
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03/21/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her. | |||||
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03/21/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie. | |||||
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03/21/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. | |||||
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03/21/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like. | |||||
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03/21/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. | |||||
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03/21/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George hires an unattractive secretary. | |||||
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03/22/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race. | |||||
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03/22/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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03/22/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry is thrilled at the freedom offered by his new driver's license, until Beverly lays down her rules of the road. Pops resists wearing a Life Alert bracelet and is forced to call Adam when he needs help. | |||||
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03/22/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Beverly is determined to make friends with a standoffish neighbor (guest star Jennifer Irwin). Barry and Erica battle for control of the family's one telephone line. | |||||
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03/22/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/22/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/22/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e | |||||
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03/22/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business. | |||||
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03/22/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are | |||||
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03/22/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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03/22/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to | |||||
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03/22/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and | |||||
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03/22/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire | |||||
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03/22/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Nick Biancci has big dreams for his son Mario as a concert pianist. But after witnessing his father's refusal to stand up for himself, he decides he'd rather take after his hero, Hoss Cartwright. | |||||
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03/22/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An embittered ranch woman holds Matt Dillon and Kitty prisoner while plotting Matt's execution to avenge her husband's hanging. | |||||
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03/22/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary. | |||||
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03/22/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A respectable rancher and his son hang an innocent man and let a bewhiskered bounty hunter go on trial for the murder. | |||||
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03/22/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gunfighter hired to kill Marshal Dillion is wounded trying to save the life of an aged Chinese man. | |||||
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03/22/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge. | |||||
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03/22/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A stranger comes to Mayberry and disrupts the lives of the townspeople because he knows everyone's name and business. | |||||
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03/22/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A Hollywood producer descends on Mayberry, and the town proceeds to make itself over in Hollywood's image. | |||||
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03/22/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy cautions Opie about misrepresentation in the exchange of seeds for a cap pistol, but indulges in some fast and fancy "horse trading" when it comes to selling the town cannon. | |||||
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03/22/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women. | |||||
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03/22/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, appointed judge of a beauty contest, shows the wisdom of a solomon in picking a popular winner. | |||||
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03/22/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney finally solve the problem of moonshining in Mayberry. | |||||
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03/22/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy tries to solve the marriage problems of Fred and Jennie Boone who spend their married life fighting with each other. | |||||
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03/22/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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03/22/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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03/22/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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03/22/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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03/22/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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03/22/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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03/22/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents. | |||||
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03/22/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen. | |||||
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03/22/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail. | |||||
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03/22/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them. | |||||
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03/22/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic. | |||||
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03/22/2023 10:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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03/22/2023 10:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often. | |||||
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03/22/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| After a successful kidney transplant surgery, Bonnie is concerned that Tammy's Aunt Cookie is taking her second chance for granted. Also, Christy tries to track down a handsome stranger she believes is her soulmate. | |||||
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03/22/2023 11:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy helps Marjorie prepare for her first date since her husband's passing. Also, Bonnie's friendship with Jill is put to the test when a past indiscretion resurfaces. PETER ONORATI guest stars as Wayne, Marjorie's date. | |||||
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03/23/2023 12:15 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie helps Christy gain perspective as she considers a life-changing decision. Also, Jill fears she's running out of time to have a baby and consults a fertility doctor. | |||||
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03/23/2023 12:50 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Thanksgiving reignites the long-standing feud between Murray and his ne'er-do-well brother, Marvin (guest star Dan Fogler), Barry's loss to Adam in their homespun ball game upsets the balance in their sibling rivalry. | |||||
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03/23/2023 1:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Erica's new job is jeopardized when Beverly goes overboard with her employee discount. Pops looks to change Barry's bad luck. | |||||
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03/23/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/23/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/23/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson | |||||
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03/23/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo". | |||||
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03/23/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight. | |||||
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03/23/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily. | |||||
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03/23/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand. | |||||
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03/23/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. | |||||
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03/23/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. | |||||
