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03/27/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug finds out that Deacon is a big brother for a kid, Doug signs up to be one too. But when he gets the kid, he decides he doesn't like him. | |||||
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03/27/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Tim Sacksky convinces Doug to join his water filter selling business. It turns out to be nothing more than a pyramid scheme and Carrie wants Doug to go get his money back, but Doug still thinks he can make money. | |||||
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03/27/2023 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to an italian restaurant he found, but Carrie thinks the waiter was rude to her and forbids Doug to go again. Doug loves the restaurant, so he decides to sneak behind her back. | |||||
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03/27/2023 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug shows Carrie he can still be romantic, and Arthur get jury duty. | |||||
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03/27/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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03/27/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane. | |||||
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03/27/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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03/27/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance. | |||||
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03/28/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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03/28/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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03/28/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Murray struggles to get Adam interested in hockey, Beverly tries to help Erica prepare for her college entrance exams, but her plans threaten to backfire. | |||||
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03/28/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As an unwanted new chair puts Murray on the warpath with Beverly, Adam regrets enlisting Barry to help fend off a school bully. | |||||
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03/28/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/28/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/28/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to, avoid U.S. artillery fire on a Chinese target, poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem that Colonel Potter is unaware of. On the other hand, Margaret hates loud noi | |||||
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03/28/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im | |||||
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03/28/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| On a sub-note, Klinger plays the part of a voodoo practioner to try and get out of the army. | |||||
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03/28/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme. | |||||
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03/28/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a U.S. nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of | |||||
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03/28/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge | |||||
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03/28/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| A clumsy foot soldier, 'Look out below' Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high | |||||
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03/28/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| On his way home Joe is bushwhacked and when he regains consciousness he stumbles into the town of Martinsville. There he is nursed back to health by the townspeople who Joe finds a little strange. | |||||
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03/28/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father only to learn that he is a wanted criminal. | |||||
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03/28/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife. | |||||
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03/28/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty's conscience is torn between her sense of obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt Dillon. | |||||
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03/28/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon tries to bring a man to justice despite the onslaughts of an almost maniacal man wishing to exact his own revenge. | |||||
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03/28/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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03/28/2023 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town. | |||||
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03/28/2023 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl. | |||||
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03/28/2023 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn. | |||||
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03/28/2023 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance. | |||||
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03/28/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry menfolk, after a slow start, accept the addition of a lovely manicurist to Floyd's barber shop. | |||||
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03/28/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A Mayberry resident is convinced that he is in a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence. | |||||
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03/28/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value and Debra insists that she has already given it back. Debra is surprised when she realizes she still has the canister. | |||||
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03/28/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck. | |||||
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03/28/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends and his female police partner, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship. | |||||
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03/28/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them. | |||||
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03/28/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she is devastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage. | |||||
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03/28/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen. Ray takes matters into his own hands and relieves Frank of his duties as house painter. | |||||
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03/28/2023 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie can't decide what to do about their vacation. | |||||
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03/28/2023 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug does an imitation of Rico, a person he works with to get Carrie to have sex with him. But then when Carrie wants him to do the voice again, Doug worries she doesn't want him anymore. | |||||
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03/28/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss. | |||||
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03/28/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds. | |||||
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03/28/2023 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie decides she wants to go back to college after seeing her friends reaction when she tells them she never went. | |||||
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03/28/2023 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family. | |||||
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03/28/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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03/28/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. | |||||
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03/28/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket. | |||||
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03/28/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George. | |||||
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03/29/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. | |||||
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03/29/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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03/29/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Murray intervenes when Adam asks Beverly for help avoiding a national physical fitness test. Barry woos Erica's French pen pal (guest star Bella Dayne). | |||||
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03/29/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| To get his little brother his first kiss, Barry hosts a “no parents allowed” birthday party in the basement for Adam - which sparks some surprisingly protective instincts in Erica. | |||||
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03/29/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/29/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/29/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper - too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo, | |||||
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03/29/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities. | |||||
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03/29/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backu | |||||
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03/29/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The respons | |||||
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03/29/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger and BJ both have Radar related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken BJ becomes violent with Hawkeye. | |||||
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03/29/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| A beautiful and ambitious young nurse, Harris, who plans to become a doctor when she leaves the Army, finds herself in a misunderstanding with Father Mulcahy. Meanwhile, the camp's water supply is depleted, and the rest of the 4 | |||||
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03/29/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| A South Korean Woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to aid her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings. | |||||
