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03/28/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss. | |||||
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03/28/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides he is too fat, and vows to lose 30 pounds. | |||||
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03/28/2023 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie decides she wants to go back to college after seeing her friends reaction when she tells them she never went. | |||||
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03/28/2023 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family. | |||||
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03/28/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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03/28/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. | |||||
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03/28/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket. | |||||
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03/28/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George. | |||||
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03/29/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. | |||||
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03/29/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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03/29/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Murray intervenes when Adam asks Beverly for help avoiding a national physical fitness test. Barry woos Erica's French pen pal (guest star Bella Dayne). | |||||
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03/29/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| To get his little brother his first kiss, Barry hosts a “no parents allowed” birthday party in the basement for Adam - which sparks some surprisingly protective instincts in Erica. | |||||
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03/29/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/29/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/29/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper - too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo, | |||||
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03/29/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities. | |||||
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03/29/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backu | |||||
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03/29/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The respons | |||||
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03/29/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger and BJ both have Radar related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken BJ becomes violent with Hawkeye. | |||||
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03/29/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| A beautiful and ambitious young nurse, Harris, who plans to become a doctor when she leaves the Army, finds herself in a misunderstanding with Father Mulcahy. Meanwhile, the camp's water supply is depleted, and the rest of the 4 | |||||
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03/29/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| A South Korean Woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to aid her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings. | |||||
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03/29/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Adam travels to Sheep Head to gather some wayward cattle when he comes across James Callan, a talented artist, who has a Paiute Wife. | |||||
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03/29/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After eight years as a debt-plagued dirt farmer, a reformed outlaw rejoins his old gang to rob the Dodge City freight office. | |||||
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03/29/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Private detectives use Kitty and the daughter of an outlaw assures to trap the girl's fugitive father. | |||||
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03/29/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| As assistant attorney general uses Matt Dillon's long-time friendship for an outlaw to further his political ambitions. | |||||
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03/29/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A fugitive assumes the identity of another man after the latter has apparently been fatally bitten by a rattlesnake. | |||||
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03/29/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The small-town methods of Mayberry prove more effective that the attempts of the State Police in the capture of a criminal. | |||||
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03/29/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns how to be a good loser. | |||||
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03/29/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir. | |||||
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03/29/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are hard pressed when Mayberry's guest of honor turns out to be a pickpocket. | |||||
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03/29/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition. | |||||
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03/29/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home. | |||||
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03/29/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is forced to exert all his persuasiveness to get a farmer to get a tetanus shot. | |||||
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03/29/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are involved in the catching of a jewel thief | |||||
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03/29/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family. | |||||
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03/29/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael. | |||||
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03/29/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years. | |||||
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03/29/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend. | |||||
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03/29/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single. | |||||
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03/29/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. | |||||
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03/29/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides he can't take his car anymore and buys a new one against Carrie's wishes. IPS goes on strike a few days later, and Carrie is forced to work overtime to pay for it. | |||||
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03/29/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| The IPS strike is still going so Doug gets a job substitute teaching at the school where his sister works. | |||||
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03/29/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Deacon are going insane from boredom during the strike. They get together with Arthur and stark pulling stupid pranks on people to entertain themselves. | |||||
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03/29/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family. | |||||
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03/29/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything. | |||||
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03/29/2023 10:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs. | |||||
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03/29/2023 10:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly. | |||||
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03/29/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy goes on her first date since she stopped drinking. Meanwhile, Bonnie teaches her grandson Roscoe to gamble. | |||||
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03/29/2023 11:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy's patience is tested by everyone she knows; while Bonnie runs into an old rival. | |||||
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03/30/2023 12:15 am |
Mom |
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| Christy makes a new friend, Regina, who has big problems. Meanwhile, Bonnie attempts to put someone else's needs ahead of her own. | |||||
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03/30/2023 12:50 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| The family rallies to help Erica when she's dumped by her boyfriend. Barry battles his addiction to an arcade game. | |||||
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03/30/2023 1:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Murray coaches Barry for his first high school wrestling match while keeping it a secret from Beverly. Adam blackmails Erica to wait in line for opening night of the new Stars Wars movie. | |||||
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03/30/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/30/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/30/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic feve | |||||
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03/30/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North K | |||||
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03/30/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. BJ harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend. | |||||
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03/30/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo. Mean | |||||
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03/30/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be d | |||||
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03/30/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal, on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit fr | |||||
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03/30/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant | |||||
