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04/02/2023 8:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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04/02/2023 8:30 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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04/02/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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04/02/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems. | |||||
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04/02/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams. | |||||
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04/02/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. | |||||
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04/02/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend | |||||
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04/02/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. | |||||
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04/03/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. | |||||
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04/03/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. | |||||
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04/03/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Beverly tries to be the cool mom to Erica and her friends, Adam's computer skills are tested when he wants to join Barry and his posse. | |||||
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04/03/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Beverly panics over being abandoned when she's old, while Barry demands that Erica set him up on a date with her friend Lainey (guest star AJ Michalka). | |||||
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04/03/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/03/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/03/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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04/03/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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04/03/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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04/03/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. | |||||
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04/03/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs. | |||||
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04/03/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the genera | |||||
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04/03/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand. | |||||
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04/03/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on a baseball team. | |||||
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04/03/2023 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Ben reflects on his past, and in flashbacks, we see his journey to Ash Hollow, where Hoss is born en route. They arrive in Ash Hollow only to be attacked by an Indian revenging the death of one of their braves. | |||||
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04/03/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Marshal Matt Dillon in their life-and-death dispute over a hat. | |||||
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04/03/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus is known as "the smartest Haggen", but he regrets the title when his cousin "Hard-Luck" Henry Haggen comes looking for advice . | |||||
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04/03/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus Haggen in an attempted murder of their sergeant. | |||||
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04/03/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty Russell and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach while on the trail to Dodge City. | |||||
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04/03/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Three escaped female convicts imprison Barney and Floyd in a remote cabin. | |||||
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04/03/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee longs for a pretty bed jacket for her birthday but seems destined to get more practical gifts, dishcloths and canning jars. | |||||
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04/03/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is convinced that Opie's piggy bank is safer than the Mayberry bank -- and sets out to prove his point. | |||||
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04/03/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town. | |||||
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04/03/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up. | |||||
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04/03/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A car containing a high-powered businessman breaks down in low-powered Mayberry. | |||||
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04/03/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town. | |||||
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04/03/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite. | |||||
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04/03/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Best of moments from the first six seasons of "Everybody Loves Raymond." | |||||
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04/03/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| More "best of" moments from the first six seasons of "Everybody Loves Raymond." | |||||
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04/03/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult. | |||||
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04/03/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After arguing with Ray over his inability to help with the housework, Debra becomes intrigued when their friends mention they've been seeing a marriage counselor. Ray is completely against the idea until he meets the counselor. | |||||
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04/03/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally's teacher, overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessive workload, she invites Raymond to address the curriculum review board and gives him a mountain of material for review and evaluation. | |||||
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04/03/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too. | |||||
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04/03/2023 7:00 pm |
Departure Time |
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| Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not recisitate" on everything. | |||||
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04/03/2023 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When a storm destroys their fence, Carrie & Doug's neighbors try to convince them to combine their backyards. Carrie rushes to rebuild the fence, which offends the Sackskys, and they build a pool that overlooks the other yard. | |||||
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04/03/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's uncle Stu asks him to get Danny a job at IPS and Doug doesn't want Danny working there. He gets Danny the interview but convinces Supervisor O'Boyle to not hire him. Then Doug feels guilty about it. | |||||
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04/03/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie starts to worry that she might be pregnant and it couldn't happen at a worse time. When Arthur finds out he tries to convince her to tell Doug and when she won't, he brings Doug to her. | |||||
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04/03/2023 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug tells Carrie not to worry about the baby and he takes a second job to help store up money. When Carrie sees it is too much for Doug she decides she wants to help. In the end she loses the baby. | |||||
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04/03/2023 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie decide that they want to have a baby, but Arthur keeps getting in the way. Doug decides to hire a dog walker to walk Arthur so that Doug can spend time with Carrie. | |||||
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04/03/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. | |||||
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04/03/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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04/03/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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04/03/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. | |||||
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04/04/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
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04/04/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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04/04/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| When Adam is hurt during a game of dodgeball, Beverly retaliates by getting his P.E. teacher fired. Erica dethrones Barry as board game champion when they play a new game called Trivial Pursuit. | |||||
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04/04/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Erica resists helping Beverly prepare their traditional Thanksgiving dinner, Murray worries that he's losing Adam to his ne'er-do-well brother, Marvin. Guest Star: Dan Fogler | |||||
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04/04/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/04/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/04/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year hitch. | |||||
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04/04/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter. | |||||
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04/04/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller. | |||||
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04/04/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast. | |||||
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04/04/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th. | |||||
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04/04/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors. | |||||
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04/04/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. | |||||
