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04/16/2023 8:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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04/16/2023 8:30 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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04/16/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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04/16/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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04/16/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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04/16/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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04/16/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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04/16/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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04/17/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/17/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/17/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Adam goes to great lengths to avoid swimming at school, jealousy prompts Barry to undermine Erica when she attempts to make the world a better place. | |||||
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04/17/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Murray grows a mustache, igniting a feud between Beverly and his best friend, Bill. Barry is convinced he's lost Lainey to Boy George. | |||||
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04/17/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/17/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/17/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Fran | |||||
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04/17/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkey | |||||
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04/17/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch, and no one will notice; Radar | |||||
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04/17/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long john's from his father. They get passed around from person to person, as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen, given up to Father | |||||
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04/17/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T | |||||
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04/17/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover, as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves out of The Swamp. He decides to open up | |||||
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04/17/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| As usual Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after a broadcast goes out of Frank telling Margaret he's leaving, she decides | |||||
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04/17/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| General Clayton calls so say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But Trapper does not believe it. Hawkeye claims he is married to a | |||||
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04/17/2023 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| A man comes to town claiming to be Pirate Lafitte, but Ben has met Lafitte in the past & doesn't recognize him. The man fills the townsfolk with tales of his so called adventures, while causing people to question his innocence. | |||||
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04/17/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Three bounty hunters hold Doc, Kitty, Sam, and Louie captive in the Long Branch and offer to exchange them for a prisoner in jail. | |||||
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04/17/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Revengeful night riders from Missouri invade Dodge City and challenge the authority of deputy Festus Haggen. | |||||
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04/17/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When Festus and a wounded robber are put up at a farmhouse the owner attempts to kill the robber and seize the stolen money. | |||||
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04/17/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An ex-slave is bribed by two desperadoes to steal an important document from a wounded Matt Dillon. | |||||
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04/17/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney divides Mayberry into two hostile camps when he finds that an old assault case was never resolved. | |||||
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04/17/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet. He distributes free samples. | |||||
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04/17/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married | |||||
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04/17/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers. | |||||
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04/17/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right. | |||||
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04/17/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own. | |||||
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04/17/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked. | |||||
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04/17/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence. | |||||
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04/17/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's parents stop speaking and Marie moves in with Ray and his family, while Frank enjoys bachelorhood. Debra visits Frank, who's enjoying his life as a free man, and begs him to apologize to Marie so she will move back home. | |||||
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04/17/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn't always see eye to eye with Debra's folks, but fakes it, and he'd like them to do the same. | |||||
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04/17/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray to act like a mature adult and ask Frank for his money back. | |||||
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04/17/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal. Not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish. | |||||
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04/17/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's “free” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them. | |||||
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04/17/2023 6:30 pm |
The Ball |
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| Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household. | |||||
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04/17/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets upset with Carrie when he finds out that she always lets Arthur have his way, until he finds out he can use this ability in his own advantage to get food, watch the shows he wants and various other things. | |||||
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04/17/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug manages to break the bed when he gets on it, and now Doug and Carrie have no bed. They order a new one and have to spend the next couple of days in separate beds. | |||||
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04/17/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has lost a lot of weight and people are commenting on it which makes Carrie jealous. They go on a romantic vacation together and Carrie finds out that Doug brought another girl there years ago but thinks she was the one. | |||||
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04/17/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a resort where he thought he took her when they were dating. Soon he finds out it was another girl and to make things worse when he is arguing with Carrie, they get lost in the woods. | |||||
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04/17/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug plays several games of ping pong with Arthur and Arthur wins by a lot. He decides to challenge Carrie to a match to prove he is not completly terrible and is destroyed by his wife. | |||||
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04/17/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/17/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/17/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/17/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. | |||||
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04/18/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/18/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/18/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam skips trick-or-treating to take his girlfriend to a haunted house. Beverly attempts to teach Adam a lesson about the dangers of Halloween, but her plan backfires. | |||||
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04/18/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry's effort to badger Murray into getting a dog backfires. Erica bans the eavesdropping Beverly from her life. | |||||
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04/18/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/18/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/18/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster. Henry's wife is in labo | |||||
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04/18/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Brought on by Frank and Margaret's negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th M*A*S*H unit, to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior | |||||
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04/18/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes c | |||||
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04/18/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkey | |||||
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04/18/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is release | |||||
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04/18/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for 3 straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Trueman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish | |||||
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04/18/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye operates on a 5-year old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and | |||||
