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04/23/2023 8:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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04/23/2023 8:30 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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04/23/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/23/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger. | |||||
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04/23/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George propose to write a television series. | |||||
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04/23/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Newman blames Kramer for his speeding ticket; Jerry and George are offered a deal at NBC. | |||||
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04/23/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/23/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/24/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/24/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire. | |||||
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04/24/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Barry loses his standing as a champion athlete at school, Murray refuses to let Beverly help out at the furniture store. | |||||
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04/24/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Beverly helps Erica plan a "Dirty Dancing" themed dance at school, only to turn on Erica when she realizes it may be inappropriate. Meanwhile, Murray tries to learn dancing with Adam with little luck. | |||||
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04/24/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/24/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/24/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray b | |||||
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04/24/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patie | |||||
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04/24/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay. | |||||
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04/24/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI. | |||||
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04/24/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp, especially from Hawkeye and Trapper. | |||||
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04/24/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits while they are gone. Hawkeye: "The plot thins. Watch the cake sue for malpractice when Frank cuts | |||||
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04/24/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T | |||||
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04/24/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batis | |||||
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04/24/2023 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Hoss goes to Red Rock Arizona & is arrested for bank robbery. He escapes and finds refuge with a hermit, who soon discovers there's a reward on Hoss' head and must decide whether or not to turn Hoss in. | |||||
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04/24/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When a young outlaw becomes the victim of his own gang, he decides to help Marshal Matt Dillon bring them in. | |||||
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04/24/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty, enroute from Owl Flats to Dodge City by buckboard, is kidnapped by Apache war priest, Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner. | |||||
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04/24/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A wily little orphan-thief first steals from Marshal Dillon, then sets out to help him in an impending ambush. | |||||
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04/24/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The feud between ranchers Noah Haimes and Clete Bolden is rekindled by the romance of Haime's only son and Bolden's only daughter. | |||||
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04/24/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office. | |||||
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04/24/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A schoolboy bully makes life miserable for seven-year-old Opie. | |||||
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04/24/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney resigns as he believes that Andy is trying to ease him out of his deputy sheriff job. | |||||
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04/24/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An attractive woman, who has been given a speeding ticket by Andy, pleads "not guilty" and uses female guile. | |||||
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04/24/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond. | |||||
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04/24/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is almost thrown for a loss by a charming female con artist. | |||||
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04/24/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong. | |||||
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04/24/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry Bank money. | |||||
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04/24/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert's traffic school students complain that his class causes severe insomnia, he practices on members of his family -- who turn out to be even tougher critics. | |||||
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04/24/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a “normal” mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial. This is triggered by the realization that he's shrinking and is no longer six feet tall. | |||||
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04/24/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gives away all the “baby stuff” at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that she doesn't want to have any more children. Ray is surprised to hear that Debra just assumed they were finished having children. | |||||
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04/24/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time to the very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous. He's about to propose to his lovely girlfriend Debra and nothing is going right. | |||||
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04/24/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him. With wedding plans in “runaway train” mode, Ray feels lost amid the endless discussion of veils, bands, appetizers, and wedding vows. | |||||
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04/24/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parent's house and gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine. Marie's initial excitement that “Raymond has come home!” quickly fades. | |||||
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04/24/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, and Arthur offers to let her stay in the basement. Carrie is very busy, and Holly starts cooking and cleaning to help. Doug learns what it is like to have an upstairs & downstairs wife. | |||||
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04/24/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug needs to find a way to get to Vegas for the weekend, so he decides to build up credit with Carrie by taking her to the spa. Arthur teaches Spence to count cards, and they test his skills at a church poker tournament. | |||||
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04/24/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur. | |||||
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04/24/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger. | |||||
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04/24/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| IPS hires a new worker, the guys love him, and think he is absolutely hilarious. Doug doesn't like this because he used to be the funny guy. He decides to win back the favor of the men. | |||||
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04/24/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight. | |||||
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04/24/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/24/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/24/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/25/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam sets out to defraud a record club, but Erica gets the blame. Barry looks to win the respect of his girlfriend's dad. | |||||
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04/25/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam tries to use a magic act to attract girls, but is thwarted when Beverly insists on being his assistant. Murray is alarmed when Barry refuses to study for a college entrance exam. | |||||
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04/25/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/25/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/25/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of | |||||
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04/25/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medica | |||||
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04/25/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident. Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the Supply Tent together. Frank's jealousy of Trap | |||||
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04/25/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye's and Trapper's heckling, a Shirley Temple movie, and a cookout. | |||||
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04/25/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Dr. Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the 4077th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time - when a patient needs the t | |||||
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04/25/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye hits Major Burns and Houlihan is a witness. Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel i | |||||
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04/25/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another. | |||||
