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05/09/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding. | |||||
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05/09/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After Doug tells Carrie his plans to leave her, she decides she wants to go to China and adopt the child they were going to get without him. Doug still wants this, so they race to get to the airport to get the baby. | |||||
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05/09/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie and Doug were happy. Doug had just gotten the perfect basement; it had a big screen TV, a fooseball table, everything he could ever want. But when Carrie's father has to move in with them, Doug loses his basement. | |||||
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05/09/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals. | |||||
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05/09/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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05/09/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane. | |||||
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05/09/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance. | |||||
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05/10/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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05/10/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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05/10/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Feeling left out, Barry attempts to create a divide between Adam and Pops' relationship, as they debate the merits of the recently released Batman movie. Meanwhile, Erica purposely blows her college interview so she will go to her first choice. | |||||
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05/10/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| When Barry and Adam go on a golf cart joyride that ends in disaster, Erica refuses to bail them out of trouble. Beverly pressures Murray to take up a hobby together. | |||||
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05/10/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/10/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/10/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to | |||||
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05/10/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and | |||||
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05/10/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire | |||||
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05/10/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson | |||||
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05/10/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo". | |||||
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05/10/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight. | |||||
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05/10/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily. | |||||
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05/10/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| After being humiliated for not learning how to use a gun, Johnny, a friend of Joe's, asks Joe to teach him how to shoot. When Johnny kills a man in a gun fight, Joe feels guilty about being the one that taught him how to shoot. | |||||
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05/10/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon, bushwhacked, will either die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed from an area near his spine. | |||||
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05/10/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold. | |||||
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05/10/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams faces a critical decision as to whether he should personally operate on the gravely wounded Marshal Dillon. | |||||
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05/10/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young man is caught in the web of a trumped-up rustling charge, jailbreak and murder. | |||||
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05/10/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle. | |||||
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05/10/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods. | |||||
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05/10/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton. | |||||
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05/10/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend. | |||||
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05/10/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements. | |||||
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05/10/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing. | |||||
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05/10/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship. | |||||
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05/10/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's old beau, a practical joker, shows up in Mayberry and resumes his courtship. Andy has misgivings. | |||||
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05/10/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. | |||||
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05/10/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs. | |||||
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05/10/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly. | |||||
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05/10/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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05/10/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. | |||||
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05/10/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But when the woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing. | |||||
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05/10/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug sees and old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him. | |||||
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05/10/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug begins to wonder why Carrie would ever settle for a pathetic guy like him when Carrie starts doing well at work. | |||||
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05/10/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why. | |||||
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05/10/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle. | |||||
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05/10/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends and nothing to do, Doug takes him out with him and his friends. Carrie is very "appreciative" and Doug tries doing it more to see how "appreciative" she will be. | |||||
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05/10/2023 10:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting field goal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him. | |||||
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05/10/2023 10:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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05/10/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie suspects that Adam's sponsor, Sam (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), has an ulterior motive. And Christy is caught in the middle when Tammy plays hard to get with Chef Rudy. | |||||
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05/10/2023 11:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy, Bonnie and the ladies step in to help when Marjorie babysits her granddaughter for the first time, on the 150th episode. | |||||
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05/11/2023 12:15 am |
Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival |
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| Bonnie worries about her therapist, Trevor, when his life hits a serious rough patch. Also, Christy comes to Marjorie's aid when she has trouble adjusting to a new job. | |||||
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05/11/2023 12:50 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| When Adam wants to spend the weekend at the beach with his girlfriend, and Erica tries to get permission to go out of state for college, they must compete to get Beverly to agree. A movie about nuclear war causes Barry to worry about the future. | |||||
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05/11/2023 1:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam jeopardizes his relationship with Jackie when he gives Barry and Erica an advance look at the yearbook. Murray and Beverly square off when his brother Marvin (guest star Dan Fogler) needs help. | |||||
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05/11/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/11/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/11/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand. | |||||
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05/11/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself, named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile | |||||
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05/11/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. | |||||
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05/11/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. | |||||
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05/11/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry | |||||
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05/11/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ recieve their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, ex | |||||
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05/11/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| A strong windstorm affects the M*A*S*H personnel in varying ways: Hawkeye and most of the unit busy themselves securing items that could blow away; Radar prepares his animal hutch for the worst; a disgusted Charles switches his | |||||
