Schedules
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05/16/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur almost gets Doug fired, so Doug yells at him, and Arthur moves out of the house. Arthur ends up living in a great apartment that he could never afford, and Carrie has to convince him to move back. | |||||
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05/16/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are thinking of having a baby. | |||||
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05/16/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty. | |||||
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05/16/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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05/16/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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05/16/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. | |||||
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05/16/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
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05/17/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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05/17/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. | |||||
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05/17/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam (Sean Giambrone) balks at learning to drive while Barry's campus visit exposes the truth about Erica's (Hayley Orrantia) reputation at college. | |||||
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05/17/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam and Barry decide to write a song called "Dads Just Don't Care." When they don't get the reaction they expect from Murray, the boys take appropriate steps to make amends. Meanwhile, Beverly keeps calling Erica in college, but she wants space. | |||||
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05/17/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/17/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/17/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger and BJ both have Radar related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken BJ becomes violent with Hawkeye. | |||||
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05/17/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| A beautiful and ambitious young nurse, Harris, who plans to become a doctor when she leaves the Army, finds herself in a misunderstanding with Father Mulcahy. Meanwhile, the camp's water supply is depleted, and the rest of the 4 | |||||
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05/17/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A South Korean Woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to aid her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings. | |||||
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05/17/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic feve | |||||
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05/17/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North K | |||||
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05/17/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. BJ harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend. | |||||
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05/17/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo. Mean | |||||
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05/17/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| After Hoss stops Waldo from committing suicide, he brings Waldo home to the Ponderosa, where Waldo leaves a negative impression. Hoss always defends him, without knowing Waldo is involved in a money scandal with fight promoters. | |||||
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05/17/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlaw in the back. | |||||
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05/17/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An elderly ex-gunfighter demands to be buried in a cemetery next to his wife, but after his death the bitter townspeople oppose Matt and the law and try to prevent it. | |||||
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05/17/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon appears on the scene as a group of cattlemen are trying to gun down a farmer in a fight over water rights. | |||||
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05/17/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After being duped into helping to shoot and kill and outlaw, Kitty finds herself pursued by the outlaw's brother. | |||||
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05/17/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| After a series of misunderstandings, Andy finally takes Ellie to the church picnic. | |||||
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05/17/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy gives his son, Opie, a lecture on keeping promises. He also convinces a runaway boy that he should return home. | |||||
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05/17/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy encourages a romance between his deputy, Barney, and Miss Rosemary, the dressmaker. | |||||
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05/17/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story. | |||||
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05/17/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy stops a feud between two mountain families, thus permitting the marriage of their children. | |||||
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05/17/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ellie Walker sets the men and women of Mayberry against each other when she runs for a seat on the town council. | |||||
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05/17/2023 3:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge. | |||||
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05/17/2023 3:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A stranger comes to Mayberry and disrupts the lives of the townspeople because he knows everyone's name and business. | |||||
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05/17/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tired of being labeled the "evil witch" around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids. Debra tells Ray that he must force the twins to clean up their room or they can't go out and play. | |||||
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05/17/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a local hospital, he winds up enjoying himself because the patients treat him like he's a celebrity. Ray's newfound calling causes him to neglect his family responsibilities. | |||||
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05/17/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they arrive unexpectedly at her apartment. After encountering another awkward moment with Robert, Amy's parents try to dissuade their daughter from marrying him. | |||||
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05/17/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests he intentionally botch the assignment so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with their wedding plans. | |||||
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05/17/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him. When Debra is too sick to take Ally to a sleepover, Ray reluctantly agrees to take her despite the fact he must come face to face with Peggy. | |||||
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05/17/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies. | |||||
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05/17/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her. | |||||
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05/17/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie. | |||||
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05/17/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents. | |||||
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05/17/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen. | |||||
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05/17/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail. | |||||
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05/17/2023 10:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. When Marie attempts to "take over" Amy's wedding shower, Debra gets upset and yells at her. | |||||
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05/17/2023 10:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an "unspoken" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away. | |||||
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05/17/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie and the ladies indulge Jill. | |||||
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05/17/2023 11:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill has an unexpected reaction when her dentist retires. | |||||
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05/18/2023 12:15 am |
Mom |
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| Tammy attempts to create boundaries with Marjorie. | |||||
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05/18/2023 12:50 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| When Erica tells Beverly she is going to spend the first night of Hanukkah with Geoff, Beverly worries and starts a competition for who hosts the best Hanukkah party. Meanwhile, Barry seeks advice from Pops on how to be cool. | |||||
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05/18/2023 1:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Beverly seeks her kids' advice on assembling a circle of friends in her later years. Erica looks to impress Geoff with a romantic gesture. | |||||
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05/18/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/18/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/18/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be d | |||||
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05/18/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal, on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit fr | |||||
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05/18/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant | |||||
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05/18/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworth | |||||
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05/18/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into | |||||
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05/18/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of ram | |||||
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05/18/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstati | |||||
