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05/22/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has to take Arthur out of the house so Carrie can set up for his suprise party for his 75th birthday. While at a restaurant, Doug loses Arthur. | |||||
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05/22/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon and Doug go to Atlantic City and Doug loses a lot of money, while Deacon makes a lot. Deacon used money that he was holding for Doug to win the money, so Doug wants some of it. | |||||
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05/22/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug finds out that Deacon is a big brother for a kid, Doug signs up to be one too. But when he gets the kid, he decides he doesn't like him. | |||||
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05/22/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish. | |||||
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05/22/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity. | |||||
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05/22/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas. | |||||
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05/22/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car. | |||||
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05/23/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet. | |||||
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05/23/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine. | |||||
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05/23/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Hoping to get the true spring break experience, Erica and Barry visit Pops in Florida, yet it's nothing how they expected. Meanwhile, Adam tells the truth to Beverly and Murray but then gets a surprising reaction. | |||||
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05/23/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| After seeing "Flashdance," Beverly decides to take up dance with the Frentas and is dejected when the family doesn't support her. Meanwhile, when Emmy starts dating a cool guy, Adam thinks their friendship is in jeopardy, so he sets out to be cooler. | |||||
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05/23/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/23/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/23/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th. | |||||
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05/23/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors. | |||||
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05/23/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. | |||||
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05/23/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J. | |||||
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05/23/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires. | |||||
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05/23/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure. | |||||
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05/23/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady. | |||||
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05/23/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Joe & Hoss take an elephant as payment for their performance while helping in a circus. They bring the elephant home & Adam & Ben tell them to take it back and get money, but when they say it's not possible, Ben gets involved. | |||||
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05/23/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Several settlers and travelers are taken captive by a band of renegade Indians and sold to white mercenaries for slave labor and prostitution. | |||||
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05/23/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon rescues Stella and Marcy from their Indian captor, and they accompany the Marshal as he tries to stop a white-slave trader from escaping to Mexico with his potential slaves. | |||||
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05/23/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A wounded Matt Dillon loses his memory and falls in love with a widow. Matt's first TV kiss, not to Miss Kitty, but to guest star Michael Learned. | |||||
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05/23/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Ron Moody guest stars as a man torn between keeping his own self-respect and the friendship of a young boy or keeping his drunken promise to help two hired gunmen. | |||||
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05/23/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An attractive woman, who has been given a speeding ticket by Andy, pleads "not guilty" and uses female guile. | |||||
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05/23/2023 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond. | |||||
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05/23/2023 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is almost thrown for a loss by a charming female con artist. | |||||
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05/23/2023 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong. | |||||
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05/23/2023 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry Bank money. | |||||
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05/23/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace. Sam explains Frank had been quite an inspiration to him as a lad much to Ray and Robert's disbelief. | |||||
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05/23/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household. | |||||
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05/23/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shocking news to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey. Ray, Debra, Robert and Amy can barely contain their happiness. | |||||
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05/23/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newly acquired home. Ray and Debra visit Marie and Frank. While there, the head of the facility tells them that Frank and Marie must move out. | |||||
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05/23/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex." | |||||
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05/23/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and Ray tells Debra that he overheard one of the mothers say that she looked "trampy." Amy does not help when she admires Debra for wearing "young" clothes." | |||||
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05/23/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with Ally's math teacher, Mr. Putnam, to see what she could do to improve. | |||||
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05/23/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at Dr. Greenberg's office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead. | |||||
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05/23/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Tim Sacksky convinces Doug to join his water filter selling business. It turns out to be nothing more than a pyramid scheme and Carrie wants Doug to go get his money back, but Doug still thinks he can make money. | |||||
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05/23/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to an italian restaurant he found, but Carrie thinks the waiter was rude to her and forbids Doug to go again. Doug loves the restaurant, so he decides to sneak behind her back. | |||||
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05/23/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug shows Carrie he can still be romantic, and Arthur get jury duty. | |||||
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05/23/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie can't decide what to do about their vacation. | |||||
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05/23/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug does an imitation of Rico, a person he works with to get Carrie to have sex with him. But then when Carrie wants him to do the voice again, Doug worries she doesn't want him anymore. | |||||
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05/23/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships. | |||||
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05/23/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents. | |||||
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05/23/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him. | |||||
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05/23/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom. | |||||
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05/24/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like. | |||||
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05/24/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname. | |||||
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05/24/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry gets the chance to throw the first pitch at a Philadelphia Phillies game and believes this is his chance to play professionally, but it's anything but. Meanwhile, Erica makes an important decision about her future in college. | |||||
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05/24/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam's efforts to start a Mel Brooks fan club at school land him in the middle of a contentious political debate. Erica struggles to tell her parents that she's dropped out of college. | |||||
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05/24/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/24/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/24/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried | |||||
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05/24/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar. | |||||
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05/24/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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05/24/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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05/24/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet. | |||||
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05/24/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up. | |||||
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05/24/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water-heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp. | |||||
