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05/28/2023 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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05/28/2023 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. | |||||
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05/28/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. | |||||
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05/28/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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05/28/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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05/28/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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05/28/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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05/28/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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05/29/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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05/29/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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05/29/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Murray becomes an overzealous stage parent when he learns Adam has no interest in the school production of "Fiddler on the Roof." Meanwhile, Beverly can't seem to keep from interfering with Erica's latest career plan. | |||||
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05/29/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam's obsession with toys is cause for concern for Beverly and Murray, and they try to distract him with a new hobby. Meanwhile, the Dropouts' decide to audition for "Star Search," but their egos threaten the band's future. | |||||
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05/29/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/29/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/29/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is designated as the setting for the making of an army film on Mobile Army Surgical Hospital units. Hawkeye is chosen as the star while Margaret and Frank compose a screenplay. The Eye Of The Hawk objects to the piece | |||||
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05/29/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkey | |||||
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05/29/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes c | |||||
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05/29/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and trapper under arrest so that they can't help him. Fortunately for Henry, they escape, and with the ai | |||||
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05/29/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A lone sniper has the 4077th pinned down - including Radar and Henry in the shower. The poor boy thinks he's firing on McArthur's headquarters, and a chopper finally comes by and wounds him with gunfire from above, ending the si | |||||
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05/29/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated so | |||||
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05/29/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray b | |||||
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05/29/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T | |||||
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05/29/2023 7:00 am |
MASH |
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| Actually, we won't. One of the classic M*A*S*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrag | |||||
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05/29/2023 7:30 am |
MASH |
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| A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm which makes matters difficult for the staff. | |||||
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05/29/2023 8:00 am |
MASH |
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| Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w | |||||
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05/29/2023 8:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encoun | |||||
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05/29/2023 9:00 am |
MASH |
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| As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the p | |||||
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05/29/2023 9:30 am |
MASH |
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| Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he | |||||
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05/29/2023 10:00 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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05/29/2023 10:30 am |
MASH |
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| As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ recieve their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, ex | |||||
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05/29/2023 11:00 am |
MASH |
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| In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation. | |||||
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05/29/2023 11:30 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan | |||||
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05/29/2023 12:00 pm |
MASH |
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| A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme. | |||||
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05/29/2023 12:30 pm |
MASH |
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| Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstati | |||||
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05/29/2023 1:00 pm |
MASH |
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| After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities. | |||||
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05/29/2023 1:30 pm |
MASH |
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| Whilst suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites. | |||||
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05/29/2023 2:00 pm |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th. | |||||
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05/29/2023 2:30 pm |
MASH |
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| When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd. | |||||
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05/29/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, his guilt manifests itself in an inevitable anxietyattack on the golf course and his doctor diagnoses a bad case of stress with the remedy being to play more golf. | |||||
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05/29/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th wedding anniversary, Raymond learns that his parents were once separated for a year and might have gotten divorced if Frank hadn't returned home to help with Ray's broken arm. | |||||
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05/29/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra fears that Ray is hiding out at work because he doesn't want to spend time at home with the family, she asks him to start working from home. Things don't turn out the way she planned. | |||||
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05/29/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Sick of reading Ally the same stories night after night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. Feeling great about doing something other than being a mom, she invites Ray to write the story with her. | |||||
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05/29/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday. He makes up for it by buying Frank a beautiful, gigantic aquarium. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one fish dies, he starts to hate it. | |||||
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05/29/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At Debra's insistence, Ray takes her to his 20th high school reunion, and it's even worse than he expected. It turns out that Debra is one of the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girl's bathroom. | |||||
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05/29/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie crashes and ultimately ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that the day has finally come to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical, intrusive, and overbearing and she takes pen to paper. | |||||
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05/29/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. | |||||
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05/29/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's uncle Stu asks him to get Danny a job at IPS and Doug doesn't want Danny working there. He gets Danny the interview but convinces Supervisor O'Boyle to not hire him. Then Doug feels guilty about it. | |||||
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05/29/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie starts to worry that she might be pregnant and it couldn't happen at a worse time. When Arthur finds out he tries to convince her to tell Doug and when she won't, he brings Doug to her. | |||||
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05/29/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug tells Carrie not to worry about the baby and he takes a second job to help store up money. When Carrie sees it is too much for Doug she decides she wants to help. In the end she loses the baby. | |||||
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05/29/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie decide that they want to have a baby, but Arthur keeps getting in the way. Doug decides to hire a dog walker to walk Arthur so that Doug can spend time with Carrie. | |||||
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05/29/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind. | |||||
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05/29/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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05/29/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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05/29/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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05/29/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/30/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/30/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/30/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry realizes that he should be more concerned about Murray's health, so he enlists the Jenkintown Posse and Coach Mellor to get his father in shape. Beverly learns that Erica and Adam don't want any of the heirlooms in her fancy living room. | |||||
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05/30/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry thinks he wants a wild, adult bachelor party; but he realizes Adam's idea of a party to celebrate his brother as a bachelor is more his speed. Murray never spends money on himself, so Beverly surprises him with an expensive sports car. | |||||
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05/30/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/30/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/30/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to any nurse except her. | |||||
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05/30/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead. | |||||
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05/30/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past. | |||||
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05/30/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present. | |||||
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05/30/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him. | |||||
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05/30/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a | |||||
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05/30/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage. | |||||
