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07/09/2023 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. | |||||
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07/09/2023 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. | |||||
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07/09/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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07/09/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. | |||||
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07/09/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. | |||||
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07/09/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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07/09/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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07/09/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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07/10/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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07/10/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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07/10/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| When Adam discovers his dad's soft spot for the song "Cat's in the Cradle," Beverly exploits it to get Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. Guest starring Judd Hirsch and Dan Fogler. | |||||
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07/10/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Inspired by "Top Gun," Barry decides to join ROTC. Murray orders the Captain to prevent Barry from quitting when the going gets tough, prompting Beverly to join Barry, too! Meanwhile, Adam helps Pops get his swag back with a special librarian. | |||||
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07/10/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/10/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/10/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th. | |||||
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07/10/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors. | |||||
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07/10/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. | |||||
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07/10/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J. | |||||
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07/10/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires. | |||||
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07/10/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure. | |||||
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07/10/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady. | |||||
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07/10/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried | |||||
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07/10/2023 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| The stage carrying Sheriff Rimbau, Hoss, & Joe stops at Red Creek station to find the Sheriff's brother shot & another man killed. The Sheriff wants to track down the drifters that did the shooting, & Joe joins in on the search. | |||||
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07/10/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A half-breed Indian policeman, trailing three renegades, visits his white mother, but she refuses to acknowledge him as her son. | |||||
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07/10/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble. | |||||
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07/10/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon, crossing the desert with prisoner Charlie Noon, is pursued by a band of Comanches. | |||||
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07/10/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Louie Pheeters, found intoxicated beside a dying man and unable to remember what took place, is accused of murder. | |||||
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07/10/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry mayor demands that Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts. | |||||
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07/10/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console Andy with dates with other girls. | |||||
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07/10/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning. | |||||
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07/10/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry band, composes of more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition. | |||||
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07/10/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Floyd the Barber misrepresents his own worldly goods to a wealthy widow who decides to visit him. | |||||
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07/10/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie becomes jealous when his father appears to be paying special attention to a pretty girl -- even taking her fishing with them. | |||||
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07/10/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. | |||||
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07/10/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs. | |||||
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07/10/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly. | |||||
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07/10/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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07/10/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. | |||||
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07/10/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But when the woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing. | |||||
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07/10/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting field goal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him. | |||||
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07/10/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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07/10/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family. | |||||
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07/10/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything. | |||||
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07/10/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur starts working at Carrie's lawfirm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war. | |||||
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07/10/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door. | |||||
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07/10/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to go to a wedding but not have to stay. | |||||
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07/10/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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07/10/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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07/10/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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07/10/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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07/11/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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07/11/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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07/11/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Worried that the family holiday traditions have grown stale, Beverly launches "Super Hanukkah." | |||||
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07/11/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Adam and Barry team up in a rap supergroup a the Beastie Boys, Beverly presses Murray to let her remodel their kitchen. | |||||
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07/11/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/11/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/11/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar. | |||||
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07/11/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities. | |||||
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07/11/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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07/11/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! | |||||
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07/11/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet. | |||||
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07/11/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up. | |||||
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07/11/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water-heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp. | |||||
