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08/13/2023 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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08/13/2023 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. | |||||
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08/13/2023 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. | |||||
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08/13/2023 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up. | |||||
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08/13/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway. | |||||
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08/13/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. | |||||
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08/13/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim. | |||||
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08/13/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. | |||||
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08/14/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job. | |||||
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08/14/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date. | |||||
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08/14/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry gets the chance to throw the first pitch at a Philadelphia Phillies game and believes this is his chance to play professionally, but it's anything but. Meanwhile, Erica makes an important decision about her future in college. | |||||
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08/14/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam's efforts to start a Mel Brooks fan club at school land him in the middle of a contentious political debate. Erica struggles to tell her parents that she's dropped out of college. | |||||
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08/14/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/14/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/14/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business. | |||||
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08/14/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are | |||||
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08/14/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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08/14/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to | |||||
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08/14/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and | |||||
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08/14/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire | |||||
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08/14/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson | |||||
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08/14/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo". | |||||
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08/14/2023 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| In this episode we learn more about Candy. The Cartwright's & Candy help the army fight off gold thieves. Captain Harris is married to Candy's former wife & the band of outlaw is headed by Candy's childhood friend. | |||||
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08/14/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| James Stacy guest stars as a personable thief, who doesn't relish the thought of a minimum two-year sentence because of his past record and, therefore, seeks to escape from Festus en route to the Dodge City jail. | |||||
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08/14/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Morgan Woodward plays Bear Sanderson, a man who seeks his own revenge when outlaw Indians kill his wife and burn his home. | |||||
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08/14/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Michael Learned, best known as the mother of Paul Stevens, plays the lawyer who, after much deliberation, accepts Marshal Dillon's plea to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife. | |||||
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08/14/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Drunken Circuit Judge Warfield, who is on the payroll of town boss John King, is forced by Dillon to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner. | |||||
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08/14/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition. | |||||
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08/14/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home. | |||||
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08/14/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is forced to exert all his persuasiveness to get a farmer to get a tetanus shot. | |||||
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08/14/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are involved in the catching of a jewel thief | |||||
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08/14/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married. | |||||
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08/14/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Romance blossoms for Andy and Mary Simpson, the county nurse, but the ever-present Barney remains blissfully unaware that three constitute a crowd. | |||||
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08/14/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send out their thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friend to join forces against her mother in-law. | |||||
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08/14/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he has homework he hasn't finished. Everyone has an explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school, but Ray decides to use the tough love approach. | |||||
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08/14/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra and Ray become embroiled in an argument in front of Robert, he tells Ray that in order to find happiness with Debra, he needs to be more affectionate with her. | |||||
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08/14/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, the thrill of having a contractor in the house gets old fast when Gianni takes his time to complete the job. | |||||
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08/14/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Robert initially tries to be civil with his houseguest, he finally loses it when Peter confronts him in front of Ray and Debra about why Robert is treating him so poorly. Ray reluctantly agrees to drive Peter home. | |||||
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08/14/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her, the lie grows when Debra and the twins cover for him. Then, Robert tries to spill the beans and even more lies are told. | |||||
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08/14/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme. | |||||
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08/14/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougalls owned a television set! | |||||
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08/14/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A jeweler offers way more money for Carrie's ring than Doug originally paid, and they debate whether to sell it. | |||||
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08/14/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are talking to a salesman when he uses a word they don't know. Carrie's annoyed and decides it's time for them to try to become smarter. They sign up for a class which provees to be more than Doug can handle. | |||||
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08/14/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets caught helping Ray Barone with a driving test and loses his license for a week. Ray tries to make it up to Doug and Doug ends up losing it longer when he is caught driving Ray's car by Ray's brother Robert, a cop. | |||||
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08/14/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie plans on making a simple Thanksgiving dinner, but Arthur guilts her into making a big dinner like her mother used to. | |||||
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08/14/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it. | |||||
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08/14/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers. | |||||
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08/14/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight. | |||||
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08/14/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant. | |||||
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08/14/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. | |||||
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08/15/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television. | |||||
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08/15/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality. | |||||
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08/15/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Murray balks when Erica drops out of college and returns home to start a band with her friends. Barry's quest for the ultimate senior prank causes trouble at home and school. | |||||
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08/15/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| On Adam's 16th birthday, his parents are too distracted by Barry's engagement and Erica's band ambitions to remember. Adam asks Erica to put him on the high school social map. Beverly tries to scare Barry and Lainey straight about being adults. | |||||
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08/15/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/15/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/15/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight. | |||||
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08/15/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily. | |||||
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08/15/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand. | |||||
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08/15/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself, named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile | |||||
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08/15/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. | |||||
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08/15/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. | |||||
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08/15/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry | |||||
