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08/22/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon and Doug go to Atlantic City and Doug loses a lot of money, while Deacon makes a lot. Deacon used money that he was holding for Doug to win the money, so Doug wants some of it. | |||||
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08/22/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug finds out that Deacon is a big brother for a kid, Doug signs up to be one too. But when he gets the kid, he decides he doesn't like him. | |||||
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08/22/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Tim Sacksky convinces Doug to join his water filter selling business. It turns out to be nothing more than a pyramid scheme and Carrie wants Doug to go get his money back, but Doug still thinks he can make money. | |||||
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08/22/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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08/22/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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08/22/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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08/22/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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08/23/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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08/23/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/23/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Adam and his friends are recruited to the William Penn Academy baseball team; Barry is in denial about his pitching skills; Geoff's dad interferes in his relationship with Erica. | |||||
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08/23/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| With Geoff's help, Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey; Barry convinces Geoff the new band member is trying to steal Erica from him; Adam and Murray each plot to get out of going to Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. | |||||
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08/23/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/23/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/23/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of ram | |||||
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08/23/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstati | |||||
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08/23/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" party for him, Hawkeye volunteers to go to the aid of a wounded surgeon at the front. An additional irritant to Hawkeye is the arrival of Dr. Borelli, a wisecracking medical adv | |||||
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08/23/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tri | |||||
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08/23/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations. | |||||
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08/23/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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08/23/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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08/23/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Hoss falls in love with Erin O'Donnell who has lived with the Sioux & Paiutes since she was a child. A Paiute profit said Erin was "the wolf child born to fight & die for the Indian." This prophecy proves sadly to be correct. | |||||
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08/23/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Strother Martin guest stars as Ben Snow, a half-crazed desert hermit who saves Festus' life only to force him to become a human pack animal. | |||||
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08/23/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In the conclusion of a two-part episode, Ben Snow tries to get his long-hidden gold back to civilization to use in fighting an old enemy. | |||||
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08/23/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Lee J. Cobb and his daughter Julie Cobb appear together for the first time, when Cobb guest stars as a once-proud military officer who is suddenly faced with a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter Ann. | |||||
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08/23/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Av Marie Pugh is a young lady who has her hands full trying to get her lazy family to plant a crop before their landlord runs them off the property. | |||||
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08/23/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard Morris guest stars as Ernest T. Bass as the Darling clan returns to Maybery with its own kind of mountain trouble. | |||||
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08/23/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney becomes super-efficient in executing his duties as deputy sheriff after two thieves are jailed in Mayberry until their accomplices are captured. | |||||
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08/23/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds. | |||||
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08/23/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Barney and Gomer are a trio of laughs as they tread the boards of a "haunted house." | |||||
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08/23/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass is a mountain man very disgruntled with being rejected by the army. | |||||
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08/23/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life -- leading to more work for all. | |||||
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08/23/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday. He makes up for it by buying Frank a beautiful, gigantic aquarium. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one fish dies, he starts to hate it. | |||||
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08/23/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At Debra's insistence, Ray takes her to his 20th high school reunion, and it's even worse than he expected. It turns out that Debra is one of the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girl's bathroom. | |||||
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08/23/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie crashes and ultimately ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that the day has finally come to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical, intrusive, and overbearing and she takes pen to paper. | |||||
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08/23/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. | |||||
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08/23/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a Civil War re-enactment, Ray voluntarily enlists for the Battle of Gettysburg. | |||||
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08/23/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's Zia Sarina comes to visit from Italy to help Ally with a school project on family trees, he's thrilled to finally meet a relative whom the whole family likes. Ray thinks it's too good to be true, and he is right. | |||||
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08/23/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs over his wife's lemon chicken, Debra gets upset. With good intentions, Ray asks his mom to give Debra cooking lessons. | |||||
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08/23/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. He quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks, he tries to hide the truth from Debra. | |||||
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08/23/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to an italian restaurant he found, but Carrie thinks the waiter was rude to her and forbids Doug to go again. Doug loves the restaurant, so he decides to sneak behind her back. | |||||
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08/23/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug shows Carrie he can still be romantic, and Arthur get jury duty. | |||||
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08/23/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie can't decide what to do about their vacation. | |||||
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08/23/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug does an imitation of Rico, a person he works with to get Carrie to have sex with him. But then when Carrie wants him to do the voice again, Doug worries she doesn't want him anymore. | |||||
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08/23/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie makes Doug give his boss a card for his 20 years with the company. Mr. Fisker thinks it is so funny that he makes Doug roast him at a banquet, and Doug worries about losing his job for making fun of his boss. | |||||
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08/23/2023 10:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Ray at first. But when Raymond sees his brother risk his life during a hold-up at Nemo's, he gains a new respect for Robert. | |||||
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08/23/2023 10:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent's bed, Ray and Debra do everything they can to slay the monsters so they can get a good night's sleep. | |||||
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08/23/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy's law professor leans on her too hard. | |||||
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08/23/2023 11:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie invites a freshly paroled Tammy to stay with them. | |||||
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08/24/2023 12:15 am |
Mom |
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| The ladies accompany Marjorie on a trip to honor her husband. | |||||
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08/24/2023 12:50 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Despite Beverly wanting the two boys to bond, Adam and Johnny Atkins compete for the head of the Highlander Club at school; Barry tries to ensure that the JTP doesn't fall out of touch after high school. | |||||
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08/24/2023 1:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Pops enlists Adam, Erica, and Barry to show a cousin visiting from Russia what America is like. A newcomer challenges Beverly's status as the leader of the Frentas. | |||||
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08/24/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/24/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/24/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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08/24/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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08/24/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. | |||||
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08/24/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs. | |||||
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08/24/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the genera | |||||
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08/24/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand. | |||||
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08/24/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on a baseball team. | |||||
