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08/29/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie decide that they want to have a baby, but Arthur keeps getting in the way. Doug decides to hire a dog walker to walk Arthur so that Doug can spend time with Carrie. | |||||
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08/29/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind. | |||||
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08/29/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is close to beating the record for most perfect delivery days. As he nears the 951 day record the people he works with start to get jealous. | |||||
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08/29/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/29/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger. | |||||
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08/29/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Newman blames Kramer for his speeding ticket; Jerry and George are offered a deal at NBC. | |||||
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08/29/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/30/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/30/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/30/2023 1:00 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| Barry wants money to buy an expensive pair of basketball shoes, so Murray hires him to work at his furniture store. When Beverly prohibits him from seeing a new horror movie, Adam goes behind her back. | |||||
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08/30/2023 1:30 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Beverly tries playing matchmaker for Pops, Adam and Barry bond over their discovery of a scrambled porn channel on TV. | |||||
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08/30/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/30/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/30/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day. | |||||
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08/30/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Whilst suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites. | |||||
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08/30/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret's birthday plans are spoiled when she and Klinger get stranded on a desolate roadside. Meanwhile, Charles gives a lecture for Margaret, and the surgeons assist in the delivery of a calf. | |||||
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08/30/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is outraged when a sensationalistic war correspondent, Clayton Kibbee, reports irresponsible G.I. stunts as tales of military valor. Kibbee: "As for the last two pints of blood, there's no big finale, no heroes. They hel | |||||
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08/30/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer. | |||||
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08/30/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems. | |||||
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08/30/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness. | |||||
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08/30/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Ben's friend, Mansfield, & his daughter, Lorrie, visit the Ponderosa. Mansfield was a Marshall for many years, which hasn't left him time to be a father. After Lorrie meets someone, she begins to realize her father love for her. | |||||
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08/30/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A farmer whose credit has run out gets a loan from Marshal Dillon and Festus Haggen, then loses the money in a poker game. | |||||
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08/30/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After eight years in a prison for robbery a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen fortune he had buried under a tree. | |||||
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08/30/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry. | |||||
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08/30/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams takes up arms to defend a gold shipment from bandits, first during a stagecoach ambush and then at a weigh station. | |||||
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08/30/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency. | |||||
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08/30/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple. | |||||
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08/30/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle. | |||||
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08/30/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods. | |||||
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08/30/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton. | |||||
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08/30/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend. | |||||
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08/30/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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08/30/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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08/30/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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08/30/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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08/30/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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08/30/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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08/30/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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08/30/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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08/30/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get in a fender bender with Deacon and Kelly, and the agreement for Doug and Carrie to pay for the damages to Deacon and Kelly's car causes problems between the two couples. | |||||
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08/30/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie and Doug go to her company's retreat, and Carrie, hoping to impress the firm's partners, encourages Doug to be friendly with them, which Doug finds difficult. | |||||
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08/30/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital. | |||||
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08/30/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur is about to have surgery, & he asks Carrie for his sleep mask. While digging through his things, she finds an old letter from FSU, saying she got into college. She never saw it before, and starts to resent her father. | |||||
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08/30/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie decides it would be a good idea to get life insurance & make sure Arthur has somewhere to go if one of them dies. She gets upset and starts smoking again when she finds out that Doug wouldn't want to take care of him. | |||||
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08/30/2023 10:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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08/30/2023 10:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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08/30/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy's plan to win her sponsor's approval backfires. | |||||
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08/30/2023 11:45 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy finds it challenging to quit smoking. | |||||
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08/31/2023 12:15 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie is consumed with the urge to mother a sick Christy. | |||||
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08/31/2023 12:50 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Beverly discovers that her engagement ring is the same one Murray gave to his ex-fiance, Adam looks to a romantic comedy for inspiration as he tries to woo his pretty neighbor. | |||||
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08/31/2023 1:25 am |
The Goldbergs |
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| As Adam abandons Pops to go trick-or-treating with a cool new friend, Beverly dons a costume so she can keep Barry from being embarrassed at a Halloween party. | |||||
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08/31/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/31/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/31/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th. | |||||
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08/31/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester, Pierce, and Hunnicutt find themselves in the sticky position of having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion. For Winchester it could be a matter of life and death. | |||||
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08/31/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, 'Gentleman' Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his. | |||||
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08/31/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Unfortunately, he and Klinger a | |||||
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08/31/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt, and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen | |||||
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08/31/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling it's milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when | |||||
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08/31/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to any nurse except her. | |||||
