Schedules
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09/20/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets jelous when Doug starts paying a lot of attention to Spence's girlfriend, Becky. She is a great cook and Doug is always talking about her food. Carrie tries to impress Doug with her cooking, but can't do it. | |||||
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09/20/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie has started going out for drinks after work with her friends and is coming home nicer than usual. When she gets in a fight with them, Doug realizes it is over, so he starts giving her alcohol at home to make her happier. | |||||
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09/20/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes $100 from the emergency fund jar to bet on boxing, and wins $5000 with Deacon. They realize they can't tell anyone or Carrie & Kelly will reprimand them, so they decide to blow it all on the best day ever. | |||||
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09/20/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| The ladies' friendships are tested when they live in close quarters during a sober retreat. | |||||
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09/20/2023 10:35 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie invites the ladies to a slumber party on the premiere. | |||||
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09/20/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill's attempt at a good deed becomes a moral dilemma. | |||||
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09/20/2023 11:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it. | |||||
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09/21/2023 12:15 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage. | |||||
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09/21/2023 12:50 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends. | |||||
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09/21/2023 1:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend. | |||||
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09/21/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/21/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/21/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. Perhaps the most poignant scene is when Radar asks Chandler to b | |||||
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09/21/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| B.J. writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain, and one of Frank's goof-ups. | |||||
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09/21/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel, Colonel Spiker, B.J. helps Zale, who's received a "Dear John" letter, and Frank looks endlessly for Korean saboteurs. | |||||
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09/21/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Frank has a fever and makes a will, leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips. | |||||
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09/21/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it. | |||||
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09/21/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather. | |||||
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09/21/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of, but that's hard to come by - tomato juice. | |||||
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09/21/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| The Pauites are falsely accused of attacks and the militia is summoned. Adam is taken hostage by the Pauites. | |||||
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09/21/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In Matt's absence, deputy Newly O'Brien tracks down a wanted man, saves him from the bounty hunters, and finally establishes his innocence. | |||||
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09/21/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children. | |||||
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09/21/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life. | |||||
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09/21/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon's efforts to recapture an escaped murderer are complicated by Kitty's jealousy of the criminal's girlfriend. | |||||
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09/21/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns how to be a good loser. | |||||
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09/21/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir. | |||||
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09/21/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are hard pressed when Mayberry's guest of honor turns out to be a pickpocket. | |||||
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09/21/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition. | |||||
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09/21/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home. | |||||
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09/21/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is forced to exert all his persuasiveness to get a farmer to get a tetanus shot. | |||||
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09/21/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday. He makes up for it by buying Frank a beautiful, gigantic aquarium. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one fish dies, he starts to hate it. | |||||
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09/21/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| At Debra's insistence, Ray takes her to his 20th high school reunion, and it's even worse than he expected. It turns out that Debra is one of the cool people who hated him and used to throw him into the girl's bathroom. | |||||
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09/21/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie crashes and ultimately ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that the day has finally come to tell Ray's mom she can't stand her being so critical, intrusive, and overbearing and she takes pen to paper. | |||||
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09/21/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. | |||||
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09/21/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a Civil War re-enactment, Ray voluntarily enlists for the Battle of Gettysburg. | |||||
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09/21/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's Zia Sarina comes to visit from Italy to help Ally with a school project on family trees, he's thrilled to finally meet a relative whom the whole family likes. Ray thinks it's too good to be true, and he is right. | |||||
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09/21/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs over his wife's lemon chicken, Debra gets upset. With good intentions, Ray asks his mom to give Debra cooking lessons. | |||||
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09/21/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. He quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks, he tries to hide the truth from Debra. | |||||
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09/21/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie has to work the nightshift at her lawfirm with a group of morons. Doug doesn't get to see her anymore, so he starts spending time with Arthur. | |||||
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09/21/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets bored at a wedding and decideds to take a picture of his "area" with a disposable camera. When the bride and groom see the picture they think it was Danny, and they have a big fight, which makes Doug feel guilty. | |||||
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09/21/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, & invites her friend & husband to join. Doug hates her husband, so they invite Eddie & his girlfriend, who Carrie ends up hating. They decide to find a new couple to hang out with. | |||||
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09/21/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house. | |||||
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09/21/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him. | |||||
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09/21/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie reconnects with an old flame (STEVE VALENTINE). | |||||
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09/21/2023 10:35 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie & Adam offer relationship advice to Jill & Andy. | |||||
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09/21/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Adam decides to go skiing for the first time since his accident. | |||||
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09/21/2023 11:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married. | |||||
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09/22/2023 12:15 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Sleep-deprived Christine's mood swings cause tension with everyone around her until she tries some potent new sleeping pills. | |||||
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09/22/2023 12:50 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine worries that she has lost her ability to attract men. When Richard's very attractive brother, Joe (CHARLES ESTEN - "The Office"), kisses her, she feels revitalized--but she finds out a surprising secret about Joe. | |||||
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09/22/2023 1:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD). | |||||
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09/22/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/22/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/22/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside. | |||||
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09/22/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results. | |||||
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09/22/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake. | |||||
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09/22/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner. | |||||
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09/22/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny, for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave, and Frank was the C.O. The Judge Advocate, Colonel Carmichael, tries the case; BJ, Potter, and Radar are in attendance of the p | |||||
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09/22/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does. | |||||
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09/22/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves. | |||||
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09/22/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm which makes matters difficult for the staff. | |||||
