Schedules
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09/21/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, & invites her friend & husband to join. Doug hates her husband, so they invite Eddie & his girlfriend, who Carrie ends up hating. They decide to find a new couple to hang out with. | |||||
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09/21/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house. | |||||
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09/21/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him. | |||||
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09/21/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie reconnects with an old flame (STEVE VALENTINE). | |||||
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09/21/2023 10:35 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie & Adam offer relationship advice to Jill & Andy. | |||||
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09/21/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Adam decides to go skiing for the first time since his accident. | |||||
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09/21/2023 11:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married. | |||||
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09/22/2023 12:15 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Sleep-deprived Christine's mood swings cause tension with everyone around her until she tries some potent new sleeping pills. | |||||
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09/22/2023 12:50 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine worries that she has lost her ability to attract men. When Richard's very attractive brother, Joe (CHARLES ESTEN - "The Office"), kisses her, she feels revitalized--but she finds out a surprising secret about Joe. | |||||
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09/22/2023 1:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD). | |||||
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09/22/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/22/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/22/2023 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside. | |||||
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09/22/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results. | |||||
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09/22/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake. | |||||
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09/22/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner. | |||||
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09/22/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny, for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave, and Frank was the C.O. The Judge Advocate, Colonel Carmichael, tries the case; BJ, Potter, and Radar are in attendance of the p | |||||
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09/22/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does. | |||||
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09/22/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves. | |||||
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09/22/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm which makes matters difficult for the staff. | |||||
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09/22/2023 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Virginia City is visited by Samuel Clemens who writes editorials for the Territorial Enterprise. One of his first subjects is a politician who is trying to steal the Ponderosa. | |||||
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09/22/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Mannon, a ruthless, fast-draw gunman shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes Dodge City. | |||||
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09/22/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two hillbillies attempt to swindle the townspeople of Dodge City by selling them worthless mining claims. | |||||
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09/22/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A respected rancher is found to have been the notoriously cruel commandant of a Civil War prison camp. | |||||
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09/22/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams is in jeopardy when he is the only witness to a killing and the murderer becomes his patient. | |||||
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09/22/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney are involved in the catching of a jewel thief | |||||
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09/22/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married. | |||||
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09/22/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Romance blossoms for Andy and Mary Simpson, the county nurse, but the ever-present Barney remains blissfully unaware that three constitute a crowd. | |||||
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09/22/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barber Floyd Lawson takes on an assistant who turns out to be a bookie. | |||||
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09/22/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces charges of malfeasance in office when a disgruntled traffic offender seeks revenge. | |||||
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09/22/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's cousin Virgil gets over his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in his ability. | |||||
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09/22/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Ray at first. But when Raymond sees his brother risk his life during a hold-up at Nemo's, he gains a new respect for Robert. | |||||
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09/22/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent's bed, Ray and Debra do everything they can to slay the monsters so they can get a good night's sleep. | |||||
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09/22/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra discovers that her mother-in -law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better than she likes her because Amy is a “good girl.” Robert lets it slip that Amy is a virgin, and Marie is thrilled to pieces. | |||||
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09/22/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra brings an “unapproved snack” to Ally's T-ball game and Ray doesn't stand up for her, prominently displaying his fear of being disliked. Debra had no idea that pretzels were noton the "approved snack list." | |||||
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09/22/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert's traffic school students complain that his class causes severe insomnia, he practices on members of his family -- who turn out to be even tougher critics. | |||||
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09/22/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a “normal” mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial. This is triggered by the realization that he's shrinking and is no longer six feet tall. | |||||
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09/22/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time to the very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous. He's about to propose to his lovely girlfriend Debra and nothing is going right. | |||||
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09/22/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him. With wedding plans in “runaway train” mode, Ray feels lost amid the endless discussion of veils, bands, appetizers, and wedding vows. | |||||
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09/22/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| During a visit to Doug's parents, Carrie finds out that they have been lying to him since his childhood, because they wanted to protect Doug. At home, Spence introduces his new girlfriend to his mom. | |||||
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09/22/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug manages to break the bed when he gets on it, and now Doug and Carrie have no bed. They order a new one and have to spend the next couple of days in separate beds. | |||||
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09/22/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| At a company picnic for Carrie's firm Doug's skills at softball make Carrie's boss ask if he will pretend to work for them so he can play on the company team. Doug convinces people that he's a lawyer and gets a job offer. | |||||
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09/22/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, and Arthur offers to let her stay in the basement. Carrie is very busy, and Holly starts cooking and cleaning to help. Doug learns what it is like to have an upstairs & downstairs wife. | |||||
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09/22/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger. | |||||
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09/22/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie and the ladies indulge Jill. | |||||
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09/22/2023 10:35 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill has an unexpected reaction when her dentist retires. | |||||
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09/22/2023 11:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Tammy attempts to create boundaries with Marjorie. | |||||
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09/22/2023 11:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Intending to send an e-mail about her relationship with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) only to Barb, Christine accidentally sends the scandalous message to all of the parents at Ritchie's school. | |||||
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09/23/2023 12:15 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's controlling nature causes her to go too far and jeopardize one of Richard's construction jobs. When she learns that Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, Christine can't help intervening. | |||||
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09/23/2023 12:50 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| At the wedding of her ex-boyfriend, Christine agrees to be the designated driver for Richard, New Christine and Barb. | |||||
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09/23/2023 1:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Ritchie is excited to go on his first overnight camping trip with his class, but Christine worries about him making it through the night without her. | |||||
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09/23/2023 2:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne is livid when Dan offers a sizable loan to his friend. After Dan loses out on a big job, he is forced to grovel for money from Jackie. | |||||
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09/23/2023 2:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne feels it's time to give eldest daughter Becky "the talk" about boys. But Roseanne soon discovers that tomboy daughter Darlene may also be ready for a few words of wisdom from mom. | |||||
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09/23/2023 3:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's new job is Becky and Darlene's worst nightmare. Their mom is the new waitress at the diner they hang out in! | |||||
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09/23/2023 3:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie's boyfriend, Gary, decides he can't take worrying anymore when Jackie is injured again while on duty as a police officer. He issues Jackie an ultimatum - quit the job or he'll end their relationship. | |||||
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09/23/2023 4:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky bends the rules to suit herself and continues to date a boy her parents don't like. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan have a lot of fun shopping for a new bed. | |||||
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09/23/2023 5:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade. | |||||
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09/23/2023 5:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne endures a particularly emotional “time of the month” with planning Dan's surprise party. | |||||
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09/23/2023 6:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky's popularity skyrockets after she inadvertently makes an inappropriate gesture in a yearbook photo. | |||||
