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		09/27/2023 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Consummate Professional
	Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Consummate Professional Localized description: Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her.
		09/27/2023 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Like Hell
	Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Like Hell Localized description: Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over.
		09/27/2023 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Sandwiched Out
	Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Sandwiched Out Localized description: Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea.
		09/27/2023 10:00 pm	Mom	Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies
	Jill finds herself attracted to Bonnie's therapist, Trevor.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies Localized description: Jill finds herself attracted to Bonnie's therapist, Trevor.
		09/27/2023 10:30 pm	Mom	Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
	The ladies struggle with love on Valentine's Day.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man Localized description: The ladies struggle with love on Valentine's Day.
		09/27/2023 11:00 pm	Mom	Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary
	Jill (JAIME PRESSLY) trades barbs with a worthy opponent.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary Localized description: Jill (JAIME PRESSLY) trades barbs with a worthy opponent.
		09/27/2023 11:36 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Between A Rock And A Hard Place
	Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: Between A Rock And A Hard Place Localized description: Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
		09/28/2023 12:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The New Adventures of Old Christine
	Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized description: Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.
		09/28/2023 12:48 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	House
	When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: House Localized description: When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them.
		09/28/2023 1:24 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Burning Down The House
	Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: Burning Down The House Localized description: Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.
		09/28/2023 2:00 am	Paid Programming (30)

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		09/28/2023 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Cannon
	Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Cannon Localized description: Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon.
		09/28/2023 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Man's Best Friend
	Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: A Man's Best Friend Localized description: Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.
		09/28/2023 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee Takes A Job
	Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Aunt Bee Takes A Job Localized description: Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters.
		09/28/2023 4:30 am	MASH	Exorcism
	After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the sp
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Exorcism Localized description: After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the sp
		09/28/2023 5:00 am	MASH	Hawk's Nightmare
	After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Sidney Freedman, are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Hawk's Nightmare Localized description: After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Sidney Freedman, are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude.
		09/28/2023 5:35 am	MASH	The Most Unforgettable Characters
	Radar gets accepted into the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School", and begins to write his impressions of the camp. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.J. stage a fight with each other to make Frank happy. Radar: "D
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Most Unforgettable Characters Localized description: Radar gets accepted into the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School", and begins to write his impressions of the camp. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.J. stage a fight with each other to make Frank happy. Radar: "D
		09/28/2023 6:10 am	MASH	38 Across
	Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: 38 Across Localized description: Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up
		09/28/2023 6:45 am	Bonanza	Mr. Henry Comstock
	Jack Carson stars as Mr. Comstock who claims ownership in a major goldstrike. The discovery of the Comstock lode created Virginia City Little Joe asks for trouble by courting the daughter of Chief Winnemuca.
Localized series title: Bonanza Localized episode title: Mr. Henry Comstock Localized description: Jack Carson stars as Mr. Comstock who claims ownership in a major goldstrike. The discovery of the Comstock lode created Virginia City Little Joe asks for trouble by courting the daughter of Chief Winnemuca.
		09/28/2023 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Charlie Noon
	Marshal Dillon, crossing the desert with prisoner Charlie Noon, is pursued by a band of Comanches.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Charlie Noon Localized description: Marshal Dillon, crossing the desert with prisoner Charlie Noon, is pursued by a band of Comanches.
		09/28/2023 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	A Matter of Honor
	Louie Pheeters, found intoxicated beside a dying man and unable to remember what took place, is accused of murder.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: A Matter of Honor Localized description: Louie Pheeters, found intoxicated beside a dying man and unable to remember what took place, is accused of murder.
		09/28/2023 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Still
	A young schoolmarm's unscrupulous relatives descend on Dodge City to begin a moonshining operation.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Still Localized description: A young schoolmarm's unscrupulous relatives descend on Dodge City to begin a moonshining operation.
		09/28/2023 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Innocent
	When Festus helps a woman school teacher get to Cimarion territory, they both become hostages of a family of hide thieves.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: The Innocent Localized description: When Festus helps a woman school teacher get to Cimarion territory, they both become hostages of a family of hide thieves.
		09/28/2023 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	High Noon in Mayberry
	Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: High Noon in Mayberry Localized description: Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town.
		09/28/2023 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Loaded Goat
	Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Loaded Goat Localized description: Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite.
		09/28/2023 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Class Reunion
	Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high school sweethearts when the Mayberry Class of '45 holds a reunion.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Class Reunion Localized description: Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high school sweethearts when the Mayberry Class of '45 holds a reunion.
		09/28/2023 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Rafe Hollister Sings
	Rafe Hollister, a poor farmer, successfully auditions to sing at a concert. Barney and Andy take it upon themselves to spruce him up for the event.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Rafe Hollister Sings Localized description: Rafe Hollister, a poor farmer, successfully auditions to sing at a concert. Barney and Andy take it upon themselves to spruce him up for the event.
		09/28/2023 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and the Spoiled Kid
	Opie meets a spoiled youngster and decides his own allowance should be tripled.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Opie and the Spoiled Kid Localized description: Opie meets a spoiled youngster and decides his own allowance should be tripled.
		09/28/2023 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Great Filling Station Robbery
	Andy uses common sense and Barney uses "modern criminal detection methods" to solve several burglaries at a filling station.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Great Filling Station Robbery Localized description: Andy uses common sense and Barney uses "modern criminal detection methods" to solve several burglaries at a filling station.
		09/28/2023 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Sex Talk
	Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be. Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence for older couples to experience.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Sex Talk Localized description: Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be. Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence for older couples to experience.
		09/28/2023 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Will
	Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choose the two people who they feel would be best .
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Will Localized description: Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choose the two people who they feel would be best .
		09/28/2023 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sister
	Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a good indication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit with rosary beads and prayer cards as gifts.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Sister Localized description: Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a good indication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit with rosary beads and prayer cards as gifts.
		09/28/2023 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Cousin Gerard
	When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debra points out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Cousin Gerard Localized description: When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debra points out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified.
		09/28/2023 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra's Workouts
	Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Debra's Workouts Localized description: Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again.
		09/28/2023 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	No Thanks
	Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: No Thanks Localized description: Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie.
		09/28/2023 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Left Back
	While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Left Back Localized description: While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age.
		09/28/2023 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Christmas Picture
	Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Christmas Picture Localized description: Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.
		09/28/2023 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Shear Torture
	Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Shear Torture Localized description: Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go.
		09/28/2023 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Inn Escapable
	Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Inn Escapable Localized description: Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out.
		09/28/2023 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Move Doubt
	Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Move Doubt Localized description: Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale.
		09/28/2023 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Raygin Bulls
	When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Raygin Bulls Localized description: When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out.
		09/28/2023 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Baker's Doesn't
	Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Baker's Doesn't Localized description: Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere.
		09/28/2023 10:00 pm	Mom	Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic
	Jill struggles to make sense of a messy new relationship.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic Localized description: Jill struggles to make sense of a messy new relationship.
		09/28/2023 10:30 pm	Mom	Klondike-Five and a Secret Family
	Tammy pays a visit to the steakhouse she once robbed.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Klondike-Five and a Secret Family Localized description: Tammy pays a visit to the steakhouse she once robbed.
		09/28/2023 11:00 pm	Mom	Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy
	Bonnie struggles with her self-worth after Tammy's success.
Localized series title: Mom Localized episode title: Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy Localized description: Bonnie struggles with her self-worth after Tammy's success.
		09/28/2023 11:36 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Happy Couple, The
	Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: Happy Couple, The Localized description: Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.
		09/29/2023 12:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One And A Half Man
	When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: One And A Half Man Localized description: When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.
		09/29/2023 12:48 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Decent Proposal
	Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: A Decent Proposal Localized description: Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.
		09/29/2023 1:24 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	How I Hate Your Mother
	Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: How I Hate Your Mother Localized description: Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
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		09/29/2023 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Church Organ
	Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Church Organ Localized description: Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ.
		09/29/2023 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Girl Shy
	Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Girl Shy Localized description: Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
		09/29/2023 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Malcolm at the Crossroads
	Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Malcolm at the Crossroads Localized description: Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist
		09/29/2023 4:30 am	MASH	Ping Pong
	Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin, the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony. He leaves to get he
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Ping Pong Localized description: Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin, the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony. He leaves to get he
		09/29/2023 5:00 am	MASH	End Run
	Billy Tyler, a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg. He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: End Run Localized description: Billy Tyler, a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg. He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that
		09/29/2023 5:30 am	MASH	Hanky Panky
	Nurse Carrie Donovan receives a "Dear Jane" letter from her husband, and practically falls apart. B.J. consoles her, and they spend the night together. Feelings of guilt come over B.J. until he discusses them with Donovan and th
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Hanky Panky Localized description: Nurse Carrie Donovan receives a "Dear Jane" letter from her husband, and practically falls apart. B.J. consoles her, and they spend the night together. Feelings of guilt come over B.J. until he discusses them with Donovan and th
		09/29/2023 6:00 am	MASH	Hepatitis
	Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, whilst dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B.J. has to perform a very difficult operation.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Hepatitis Localized description: Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, whilst dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B.J. has to perform a very difficult operation.
		09/29/2023 6:30 am	MASH	The General's Practitioner
	In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The General's Practitioner Localized description: In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns.

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