Schedules
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09/27/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her. | |||||
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09/27/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over. | |||||
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09/27/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea. | |||||
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09/27/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill finds herself attracted to Bonnie's therapist, Trevor. | |||||
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09/27/2023 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| The ladies struggle with love on Valentine's Day. | |||||
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09/27/2023 11:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill (JAIME PRESSLY) trades barbs with a worthy opponent. | |||||
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09/27/2023 11:36 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long. | |||||
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09/28/2023 12:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be. | |||||
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09/28/2023 12:48 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them. | |||||
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09/28/2023 1:24 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date. | |||||
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09/28/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/28/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/28/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon. | |||||
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09/28/2023 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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09/28/2023 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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09/28/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the sp | |||||
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09/28/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Sidney Freedman, are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude. | |||||
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09/28/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Radar gets accepted into the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School", and begins to write his impressions of the camp. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.J. stage a fight with each other to make Frank happy. Radar: "D | |||||
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09/28/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up | |||||
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09/28/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Jack Carson stars as Mr. Comstock who claims ownership in a major goldstrike. The discovery of the Comstock lode created Virginia City Little Joe asks for trouble by courting the daughter of Chief Winnemuca. | |||||
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09/28/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon, crossing the desert with prisoner Charlie Noon, is pursued by a band of Comanches. | |||||
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09/28/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Louie Pheeters, found intoxicated beside a dying man and unable to remember what took place, is accused of murder. | |||||
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09/28/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young schoolmarm's unscrupulous relatives descend on Dodge City to begin a moonshining operation. | |||||
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09/28/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When Festus helps a woman school teacher get to Cimarion territory, they both become hostages of a family of hide thieves. | |||||
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09/28/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town. | |||||
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09/28/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite. | |||||
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09/28/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high school sweethearts when the Mayberry Class of '45 holds a reunion. | |||||
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09/28/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rafe Hollister, a poor farmer, successfully auditions to sing at a concert. Barney and Andy take it upon themselves to spruce him up for the event. | |||||
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09/28/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie meets a spoiled youngster and decides his own allowance should be tripled. | |||||
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09/28/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses common sense and Barney uses "modern criminal detection methods" to solve several burglaries at a filling station. | |||||
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09/28/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be. Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence for older couples to experience. | |||||
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09/28/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choose the two people who they feel would be best . | |||||
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09/28/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a good indication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit with rosary beads and prayer cards as gifts. | |||||
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09/28/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debra points out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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09/28/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again. | |||||
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09/28/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie. | |||||
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09/28/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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09/28/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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09/28/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go. | |||||
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09/28/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out. | |||||
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09/28/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
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09/28/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out. | |||||
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09/28/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere. | |||||
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09/28/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill struggles to make sense of a messy new relationship. | |||||
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09/28/2023 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Tammy pays a visit to the steakhouse she once robbed. | |||||
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09/28/2023 11:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie struggles with her self-worth after Tammy's success. | |||||
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09/28/2023 11:36 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another. | |||||
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09/29/2023 12:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones. | |||||
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09/29/2023 12:48 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine. | |||||
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09/29/2023 1:24 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine. | |||||
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09/29/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/29/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/29/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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09/29/2023 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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09/29/2023 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist | |||||
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09/29/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin, the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony. He leaves to get he | |||||
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09/29/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Billy Tyler, a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg. He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that | |||||
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09/29/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Nurse Carrie Donovan receives a "Dear Jane" letter from her husband, and practically falls apart. B.J. consoles her, and they spend the night together. Feelings of guilt come over B.J. until he discusses them with Donovan and th | |||||
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09/29/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, whilst dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B.J. has to perform a very difficult operation. | |||||
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09/29/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns. | |||||
