Schedules
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09/28/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
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09/28/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out. | |||||
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09/28/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere. | |||||
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09/28/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill struggles to make sense of a messy new relationship. | |||||
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09/28/2023 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Tammy pays a visit to the steakhouse she once robbed. | |||||
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09/28/2023 11:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie struggles with her self-worth after Tammy's success. | |||||
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09/28/2023 11:36 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another. | |||||
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09/29/2023 12:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones. | |||||
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09/29/2023 12:48 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine. | |||||
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09/29/2023 1:24 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine. | |||||
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09/29/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/29/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/29/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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09/29/2023 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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09/29/2023 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist | |||||
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09/29/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin, the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony. He leaves to get he | |||||
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09/29/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Billy Tyler, a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg. He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that | |||||
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09/29/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Nurse Carrie Donovan receives a "Dear Jane" letter from her husband, and practically falls apart. B.J. consoles her, and they spend the night together. Feelings of guilt come over B.J. until he discusses them with Donovan and th | |||||
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09/29/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, whilst dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B.J. has to perform a very difficult operation. | |||||
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09/29/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns. | |||||
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09/29/2023 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Actress Adah Issacs Mencken visits Virginia City and is followed by an old boyfriend John Regan. She is an old friend of Ben's and he stays close by to try to offer her protection. Ben's sons are convinced she's bad news and t | |||||
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09/29/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A pretty, blind girl influences deputy Newly O'Brien's efforts to arrest a horse thief. | |||||
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09/29/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| People suspect ex-gunfighter Jake MacGraw has ulterior motives when he gets a job as piano-player in the Long Branch saloon. | |||||
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09/29/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery. | |||||
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09/29/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A contemptible father pretends to have a change of heart when three nuns confront him with the care and custody of his two children. | |||||
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09/29/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher. | |||||
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09/29/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee falls for the sales pitch of a fast-talking medicine man and his Indian elixir. | |||||
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09/29/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff has his hands full as a clan of mountain musicians descend on Mayberry to meet a bus. | |||||
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09/29/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An English tourist works off his reckless driving fine by being a valet and chauffeur for Andy. | |||||
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09/29/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jim Nabors appears as Gomer Pyle as Barney invests his life's savings in a used car. | |||||
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09/29/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie suffers from puppy love so Barney attempts to show him how to handle women. | |||||
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09/29/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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09/29/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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09/29/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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09/29/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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09/29/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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09/29/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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09/29/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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09/29/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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09/29/2023 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, he gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Dan. To do this, Doug borrows the baby so they can give parenting a test run. | |||||
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09/29/2023 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and his mom set off on a series of smaller poker games in order to come up with the $1,000 buy-in to play in the high stakes game. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to get rid of her accent to land a promotion at work. | |||||
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09/29/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & his friends secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant as their own private hangout. Meanwhile, Carrie has to do something bizarre to keep her new client, Kirstie Alley, happy. | |||||
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09/29/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated. | |||||
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09/29/2023 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive. | |||||
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09/29/2023 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program. | |||||
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09/29/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie & Tammy's friendship is tested by a big project. | |||||
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09/29/2023 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Jill & Andy find themselves in a life-or-death situation. | |||||
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09/29/2023 11:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Bonnie gives a speech at a gala honoring Marjorie. | |||||
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09/29/2023 11:36 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up. | |||||
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09/30/2023 12:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club. | |||||
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09/30/2023 12:48 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to. | |||||
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09/30/2023 1:24 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick. | |||||
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09/30/2023 2:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Keeping busy with Ed and Crystal's wedding preparations, the Conners try to accept the unlikely courtship. Roseanne and Jackie throw Crystal a bridal shower, but an upset Dan gives his father the silent treatment. | |||||
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09/30/2023 2:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky has it out with Roseanne and decides to move in with Jackie. | |||||
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09/30/2023 3:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne decides to give Darlene's home economics class a crash course in the realities of family dining on a budget. Dan helps DJ with a school bully. | |||||
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09/30/2023 3:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Valentine's Day and Cupid's arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene's heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school dance. | |||||
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09/30/2023 4:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's balances a more hectic day than usual: helping Jackie memorize her lines for a play, tending to flu-stricken Dan, and feigning excitement over DJ's merit-badge ceremony. | |||||
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09/30/2023 5:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky and Darlene plan a house party during their parents' Vegas trip. After a change of schedule at work, Roseanne must choose between canceling the trip or losing her job. | |||||
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09/30/2023 5:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan have reached their limit with Becky over her rebellious relationship with Mark. | |||||
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09/30/2023 6:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Well-off neighbors move in next to Roseanne, causing her to question her means, taste, and abilities as a mother. | |||||
