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		10/09/2023 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Queasy Rider
	Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Queasy Rider Localized description: Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty.
		10/09/2023 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Female Problems
	Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Female Problems Localized description: Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her.
		10/09/2023 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Assaulted Nuts
	Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Assaulted Nuts Localized description: Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.
		10/09/2023 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Parent Trapped
	Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Parent Trapped Localized description: Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents.
		10/09/2023 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Junior Mint
	Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Junior Mint Localized description: Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight.
		10/09/2023 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Smelly Car
	A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Smelly Car Localized description: A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan.
		10/09/2023 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Handicap Spot
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Handicap Spot Localized description: Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.
		10/09/2023 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pilot - Part I
	Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Pilot - Part I Localized description: Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.
		10/10/2023 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Pilot - Part II
	Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Pilot - Part II Localized description: Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.
		10/10/2023 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Mango
	Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Mango Localized description: Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine.
		10/10/2023 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Glasses
	George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Glasses Localized description: George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events.
		10/10/2023 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Puffy Shirt
	Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Puffy Shirt Localized description: Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel.
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		10/10/2023 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Ball Game
	Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Ball Game Localized description: Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah.
		10/10/2023 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
	Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory Localized description: Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry
		10/10/2023 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Darling Fortune
	Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Darling Fortune Localized description: Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars.
		10/10/2023 4:30 am	MASH	Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde
	Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo".
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde Localized description: Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo".
		10/10/2023 5:00 am	MASH	Major Topper
	With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Major Topper Localized description: With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight.
		10/10/2023 5:35 am	MASH	Commander Pierce
	Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Commander Pierce Localized description: Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily.
		10/10/2023 6:10 am	MASH	Peace on Us
	Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Peace on Us Localized description: Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand.
		10/10/2023 6:45 am	Bonanza	The Outcast
	Leta Malvet has become an outcast with the people of town, after her father and brother are hanged for murder. Now she can only look to her friend Clay Renton, a former banck robber, who is staying at the Cartwrights.
Localized series title: Bonanza Localized episode title: The Outcast Localized description: Leta Malvet has become an outcast with the people of town, after her father and brother are hanged for murder. Now she can only look to her friend Clay Renton, a former banck robber, who is staying at the Cartwrights.
		10/10/2023 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	McCabe
	An outlaw grabs a hostage while Marshal Dillon is trying to arrest him and forces the marshal to work out a deal.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: McCabe Localized description: An outlaw grabs a hostage while Marshal Dillon is trying to arrest him and forces the marshal to work out a deal.
		10/10/2023 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Sergeant Holly
	An Army sergeant is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Sergeant Holly Localized description: An Army sergeant is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.
		10/10/2023 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Jenny
	Newly runs afoul of the law when he releases a dangerous outlaw to visit his nine-year-old daughter.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Jenny Localized description: Newly runs afoul of the law when he releases a dangerous outlaw to visit his nine-year-old daughter.
		10/10/2023 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Captain Sligo
	A middle-aged sea captain gives up the sea and decides to settle near Dodge City.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Captain Sligo Localized description: A middle-aged sea captain gives up the sea and decides to settle near Dodge City.
		10/10/2023 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Gomer Pyle USMC
	Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Gomer Pyle USMC Localized description: Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton.
		10/10/2023 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Loves Helen
	Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Opie Loves Helen Localized description: Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend.
		10/10/2023 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's Physical
	A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Barney's Physical Localized description: A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements.
		10/10/2023 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Family Visit
	Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Family Visit Localized description: Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing.
		10/10/2023 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Education of Ernest T. Bass
	Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Education of Ernest T. Bass Localized description: Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship.
		10/10/2023 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pet the Bunny
	The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Pet the Bunny Localized description: The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too.
		10/10/2023 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who Am I
	When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend a book reading where Ray falls asleep.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Who Am I Localized description: When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend a book reading where Ray falls asleep.
		10/10/2023 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert Needs Money
	After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Robert Needs Money Localized description: After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas.
		10/10/2023 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sigh
	Debra indicates she's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom. Waiting to take a shower in the kids' bathroom, Ray realizes he's made a huge mistake.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Sigh Localized description: Debra indicates she's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom. Waiting to take a shower in the kids' bathroom, Ray realizes he's made a huge mistake.
		10/10/2023 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Annoying Kid
	Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son, Spencer, wreaks havoc around the Barone household.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Annoying Kid Localized description: Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son, Spencer, wreaks havoc around the Barone household.
		10/10/2023 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	She's the One
	Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman. When Ray and Debra invite Robert and Angela over for dinner, the evening is wonderful until Ray sees Angela do something really strange.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: She's the One Localized description: Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman. When Ray and Debra invite Robert and Angela over for dinner, the evening is wonderful until Ray sees Angela do something really strange.
		10/10/2023 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie's Vision
	While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Marie's Vision Localized description: While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.
		10/10/2023 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Thought That Counts
	When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: The Thought That Counts Localized description: When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.
		10/10/2023 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Tube Stakes
	Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Tube Stakes Localized description: Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen.
		10/10/2023 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Doug Out
	Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Doug Out Localized description: Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.
		10/10/2023 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Get Away
	Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Get Away Localized description: Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.
		10/10/2023 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Dire Strayts
	Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Dire Strayts Localized description: Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic.
		10/10/2023 9:25 pm	King of Queens	I, Candy
	A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: I, Candy Localized description: A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.
		10/10/2023 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Sniffing Accountant
	Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Sniffing Accountant Localized description: Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted.
		10/10/2023 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bris
	Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Bris Localized description: Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony.
		10/10/2023 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Lip Reader
	George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Lip Reader Localized description: George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.
		10/10/2023 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Non-Fat Yogurt
	Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Non-Fat Yogurt Localized description: Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.
		10/11/2023 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Barber
	Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Barber Localized description: Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.
		10/11/2023 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Masseuse
	Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Masseuse Localized description: Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.
		10/11/2023 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Cigar Store Indian
	Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Cigar Store Indian Localized description: Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.
		10/11/2023 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Conversion
	In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Conversion Localized description: In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
		10/11/2023 2:00 am	Paid Programming (30)

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		10/11/2023 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Mind Over Matter
	Healthy goober's friends convince him he has a severe case of whiplash so he promptly becomes a helpless invalid
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Mind Over Matter Localized description: Healthy goober's friends convince him he has a severe case of whiplash so he promptly becomes a helpless invalid
		10/11/2023 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Politics Begin at Home
	Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Politics Begin at Home Localized description: Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman.
		10/11/2023 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Senior Play
	Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Senior Play Localized description: Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's.
		10/11/2023 4:30 am	MASH	Lil
	Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself, named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Lil Localized description: Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself, named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile
		10/11/2023 5:00 am	MASH	Our Finest Hour, Part 1 of 2
	Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Our Finest Hour, Part 1 of 2 Localized description: Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.
		10/11/2023 5:35 am	MASH	Our Finest Hour, Part 2 of 2
	Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Our Finest Hour, Part 2 of 2 Localized description: Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.
		10/11/2023 6:10 am	MASH	The Billfold Syndrome
	Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Billfold Syndrome Localized description: Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry

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