Schedules
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10/09/2023 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty. | |||||
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10/09/2023 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her. | |||||
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10/09/2023 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie. | |||||
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10/09/2023 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents. | |||||
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10/09/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. | |||||
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10/09/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan. | |||||
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10/09/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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10/09/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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10/10/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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10/10/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. | |||||
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10/10/2023 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events. | |||||
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10/10/2023 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel. | |||||
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10/10/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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10/10/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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10/10/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah. | |||||
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10/10/2023 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry | |||||
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10/10/2023 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars. | |||||
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10/10/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo". | |||||
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10/10/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight. | |||||
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10/10/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily. | |||||
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10/10/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand. | |||||
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10/10/2023 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Leta Malvet has become an outcast with the people of town, after her father and brother are hanged for murder. Now she can only look to her friend Clay Renton, a former banck robber, who is staying at the Cartwrights. | |||||
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10/10/2023 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw grabs a hostage while Marshal Dillon is trying to arrest him and forces the marshal to work out a deal. | |||||
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10/10/2023 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An Army sergeant is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll. | |||||
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10/10/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly runs afoul of the law when he releases a dangerous outlaw to visit his nine-year-old daughter. | |||||
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10/10/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A middle-aged sea captain gives up the sea and decides to settle near Dodge City. | |||||
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10/10/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton. | |||||
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10/10/2023 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend. | |||||
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10/10/2023 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements. | |||||
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10/10/2023 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing. | |||||
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10/10/2023 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship. | |||||
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10/10/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too. | |||||
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10/10/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend a book reading where Ray falls asleep. | |||||
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10/10/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas. | |||||
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10/10/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra indicates she's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom. Waiting to take a shower in the kids' bathroom, Ray realizes he's made a huge mistake. | |||||
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10/10/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son, Spencer, wreaks havoc around the Barone household. | |||||
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10/10/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman. When Ray and Debra invite Robert and Angela over for dinner, the evening is wonderful until Ray sees Angela do something really strange. | |||||
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10/10/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor. | |||||
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10/10/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get. | |||||
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10/10/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen. | |||||
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10/10/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail. | |||||
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10/10/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them. | |||||
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10/10/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic. | |||||
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10/10/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better. | |||||
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10/10/2023 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted. | |||||
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10/10/2023 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. | |||||
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10/10/2023 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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10/10/2023 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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10/11/2023 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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10/11/2023 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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10/11/2023 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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10/11/2023 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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10/11/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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10/11/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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10/11/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Healthy goober's friends convince him he has a severe case of whiplash so he promptly becomes a helpless invalid | |||||
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10/11/2023 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman. | |||||
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10/11/2023 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's. | |||||
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10/11/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself, named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile | |||||
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10/11/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. | |||||
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10/11/2023 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. | |||||
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10/11/2023 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry | |||||
