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		10/16/2023 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Dark Meet
	Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Dark Meet Localized description: Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family.
		10/16/2023 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Twisted Sitters
	Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Twisted Sitters Localized description: Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything.
		10/16/2023 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Work Related
	Arthur starts working at Carrie's lawfirm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Work Related Localized description: Arthur starts working at Carrie's lawfirm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war.
		10/16/2023 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Better Camera
	Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Better Camera Localized description: Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door.
		10/16/2023 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Mom & Pop Store
	George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Mom & Pop Store Localized description: George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.
		10/16/2023 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Secretary
	George hires an unattractive secretary.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Secretary Localized description: George hires an unattractive secretary.
		10/16/2023 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Race
	Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Race Localized description: Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.
		10/16/2023 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Switch
	Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Switch Localized description: Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate.
		10/17/2023 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Scofflaw
	George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Scofflaw Localized description: George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.
		10/17/2023 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Beard
	Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Beard Localized description: Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.
		10/17/2023 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Kiss Hello
	Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Kiss Hello Localized description: Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.
		10/17/2023 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Doorman
	Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Doorman Localized description: Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.
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		10/17/2023 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Comes To Mayberry
	Detective Barney fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old home-town.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Barney Comes To Mayberry Localized description: Detective Barney fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old home-town.
		10/17/2023 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Old Girlfriend
	Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Andy's Old Girlfriend Localized description: Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.
		10/17/2023 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Restaurant
	Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Aunt Bee's Restaurant Localized description: Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
		10/17/2023 4:30 am	MASH	CAV*E
	The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to, avoid U.S. artillery fire on a Chinese target, poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem that Colonel Potter is unaware of. On the other hand, Margaret hates loud noi
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: CAV*E Localized description: The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to, avoid U.S. artillery fire on a Chinese target, poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem that Colonel Potter is unaware of. On the other hand, Margaret hates loud noi
		10/17/2023 5:00 am	MASH	Rally Round the Flagg, Boys
	The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Rally Round the Flagg, Boys Localized description: The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im
		10/17/2023 5:35 am	MASH	Preventive Medicine
	On a sub-note, Klinger plays the part of a voodoo practioner to try and get out of the army.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Preventive Medicine Localized description: On a sub-note, Klinger plays the part of a voodoo practioner to try and get out of the army.
		10/17/2023 6:10 am	MASH	A Night at Rosie's
	A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme.
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: A Night at Rosie's Localized description: A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme.
		10/17/2023 6:45 am	Bonanza	Blood On The Land
	A sheepherder who was originally just passing through the Ponderosa decides to stay there, permanently, regardless of Ben's attempts to kick him off the land. The sheepherder takes drastic measures to stay there when he takes A
Localized series title: Bonanza Localized episode title: Blood On The Land Localized description: A sheepherder who was originally just passing through the Ponderosa decides to stay there, permanently, regardless of Ben's attempts to kick him off the land. The sheepherder takes drastic measures to stay there when he takes A
		10/17/2023 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Lijah
	A hanging-minded jury sits in judgment of Lijah, a stern, silent mountain man accused of three wanton slayings.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Lijah Localized description: A hanging-minded jury sits in judgment of Lijah, a stern, silent mountain man accused of three wanton slayings.
		10/17/2023 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Traflon
	Marshal Dillon determines to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest in a small Kansas town.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Traflon Localized description: Marshal Dillon determines to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest in a small Kansas town.
		10/17/2023 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Drago
	An old trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: Drago Localized description: An old trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.
		10/17/2023 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	P.S. Murray Christmas
	Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known.
Localized series title: Gunsmoke Localized episode title: P.S. Murray Christmas Localized description: Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known.
		10/17/2023 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Luck of Newton Monroe
	Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Luck of Newton Monroe Localized description: Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right.
		10/17/2023 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Flunks Arithmetic
	Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Opie Flunks Arithmetic Localized description: Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own.
		10/17/2023 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and the Carnival
	Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Opie and the Carnival Localized description: Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked.
		10/17/2023 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Banjo Playing Deputy
	Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Banjo Playing Deputy Localized description: Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence.
		10/17/2023 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The New Housekeeper
	Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The New Housekeeper Localized description: Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married.
		10/17/2023 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Not So Fast
	Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newly acquired home. Ray and Debra visit Marie and Frank. While there, the head of the facility tells them that Frank and Marie must move out.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Not So Fast Localized description: Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newly acquired home. Ray and Debra visit Marie and Frank. While there, the head of the facility tells them that Frank and Marie must move out.
		10/17/2023 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Angry Sex
	Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex."
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Angry Sex Localized description: Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex."
		10/17/2023 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	P. T. & A.
	Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and Ray tells Debra that he overheard one of the mothers say that she looked "trampy." Amy does not help when she admires Debra for wearing "young" clothes."
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: P. T. & A. Localized description: Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and Ray tells Debra that he overheard one of the mothers say that she looked "trampy." Amy does not help when she admires Debra for wearing "young" clothes."
		10/17/2023 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ally's F
	Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with Ally's math teacher, Mr. Putnam, to see what she could do to improve.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Ally's F Localized description: Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with Ally's math teacher, Mr. Putnam, to see what she could do to improve.
		10/17/2023 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Boy's Therapy
	Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at Dr. Greenberg's office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Boy's Therapy Localized description: Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at Dr. Greenberg's office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead.
		10/17/2023 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra's Parents
	Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: Debra's Parents Localized description: Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room.
		10/17/2023 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	A Job For Robert
	Wondering why Marie is being extra nice to Robert and Amy, Ray discovers her plan: she wants grandchildren. Robert shares his disbelief with Amy that they are being “played” by Marie.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: A Job For Robert Localized description: Wondering why Marie is being extra nice to Robert and Amy, Ray discovers her plan: she wants grandchildren. Robert shares his disbelief with Amy that they are being “played” by Marie.
		10/17/2023 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	A Date For Peter
	Amy's parents are concerned that Peter is lonely. Ray unwillingly goes to Peter's to give him some dating advice and encouragement. When that fails, Ray and Debra throw a cocktail party to introduce Peter to eligible women.
Localized series title: Everybody Loves Raymond Localized episode title: A Date For Peter Localized description: Amy's parents are concerned that Peter is lonely. Ray unwillingly goes to Peter's to give him some dating advice and encouragement. When that fails, Ray and Debra throw a cocktail party to introduce Peter to eligible women.
		10/17/2023 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Wedding Presence
	Doug and Carrie try to go to a wedding but not have to stay.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Wedding Presence Localized description: Doug and Carrie try to go to a wedding but not have to stay.
		10/17/2023 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Hi Def-Jam
	Doug convinces his sister to go out with Carrie's boss so that he can go to his house to watch the Super Bowl on his high-def TV.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Hi Def-Jam Localized description: Doug convinces his sister to go out with Carrie's boss so that he can go to his house to watch the Super Bowl on his high-def TV.
		10/17/2023 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Paint Misbehavin'
	Doug makes Carrie tell him people she knows that she finds attractive, and she says Deacon. Deacon is having a birthday party at a paintball course and it turns into a war.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Paint Misbehavin' Localized description: Doug makes Carrie tell him people she knows that she finds attractive, and she says Deacon. Deacon is having a birthday party at a paintball course and it turns into a war.
		10/17/2023 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Deacon Blues
	Doug finds Deacon out with another woman and Deacon makes him promise not to say anything. When Carrie finds out, she begins to question their marriage because Doug and her have different views on whether or not it is cheating.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Deacon Blues Localized description: Doug finds Deacon out with another woman and Deacon makes him promise not to say anything. When Carrie finds out, she begins to question their marriage because Doug and her have different views on whether or not it is cheating.
		10/17/2023 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Horizontal Hold
	Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Horizontal Hold Localized description: Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.
		10/17/2023 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Jimmy
	George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Jimmy Localized description: George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.
		10/17/2023 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doodle
	George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Doodle Localized description: George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite.
		10/17/2023 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Fusilli Jerry
	Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Fusilli Jerry Localized description: Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job.
		10/17/2023 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Diplomat's Club
	Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Diplomat's Club Localized description: Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.
		10/18/2023 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Face Painter
	Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Face Painter Localized description: Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.
		10/18/2023 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Understudy
	When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Understudy Localized description: When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.
		10/18/2023 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Engagement
	George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Engagement Localized description: George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.
		10/18/2023 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Postponement
	Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Postponement Localized description: Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.
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		10/18/2023 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Floyd's Barbershop
	Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Floyd's Barbershop Localized description: Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.
		10/18/2023 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Statute
	Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: The Statute Localized description: Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.
		10/18/2023 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Helen, The Authoress
	Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity.
Localized series title: Andy Griffith Show Localized episode title: Helen, The Authoress Localized description: Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity.
		10/18/2023 4:30 am	MASH	Ain't Love Grand
	The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a U.S. nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Ain't Love Grand Localized description: The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a U.S. nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of
		10/18/2023 5:00 am	MASH	The Party
	Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: The Party Localized description: Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge
		10/18/2023 5:35 am	MASH	Too Many Cooks
	A clumsy foot soldier, 'Look out below' Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Too Many Cooks Localized description: A clumsy foot soldier, 'Look out below' Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high
		10/18/2023 6:10 am	MASH	Are You Now, Margaret
	A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper - too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo,
Localized series title: MASH Localized episode title: Are You Now, Margaret Localized description: A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper - too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo,

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