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    10/17/2023 8:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Paint Misbehavin'

    Doug makes Carrie tell him people she knows that she finds attractive, and she says Deacon. Deacon is having a birthday party at a paintball course and it turns into a war.

    10/17/2023 8:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Deacon Blues

    Doug finds Deacon out with another woman and Deacon makes him promise not to say anything. When Carrie finds out, she begins to question their marriage because Doug and her have different views on whether or not it is cheating.

    10/17/2023 9:25 pm

    King of Queens

    Horizontal Hold

    Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.

    10/17/2023 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Jimmy

    George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.

    10/17/2023 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Doodle

    George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite.

    10/17/2023 11:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Fusilli Jerry

    Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job.

    10/17/2023 11:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Diplomat's Club

    Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.

    10/18/2023 12:00 am

    Seinfeld

    The Face Painter

    Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.

    10/18/2023 12:30 am

    Seinfeld

    The Understudy

    When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.

    10/18/2023 1:00 am

    Seinfeld

    The Engagement

    George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.

    10/18/2023 1:30 am

    Seinfeld

    The Postponement

    Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.

    10/18/2023 2:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    10/18/2023 2:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    10/18/2023 3:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Floyd's Barbershop

    Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.

    10/18/2023 3:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Statute

    Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

    10/18/2023 4:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Helen, The Authoress

    Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity.

    10/18/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    Ain't Love Grand

    The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a U.S. nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of

    10/18/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    The Party

    Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge

    10/18/2023 5:35 am

    MASH

    Too Many Cooks

    A clumsy foot soldier, 'Look out below' Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high

    10/18/2023 6:10 am

    MASH

    Are You Now, Margaret

    A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper - too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo,

    10/18/2023 6:45 am

    Bonanza

    Desert Justice

    Dave Walker has been accused of kiling the wife of Marshall Dowd. The Cartwrights discover that Dave, who is Ben's ranch hand, has been getting beaten up in jail, so they decide to go to Los Angelos where his trial is to be.

    10/18/2023 7:50 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Bullet Part 1

    Matt Dillon, bushwhacked, will either die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed from an area near his spine.

    10/18/2023 8:55 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Bullet Part 2

    Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.

    10/18/2023 10:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    The Bullet Part 3

    Doc Adams faces a critical decision as to whether he should personally operate on the gravely wounded Marshal Dillon.

    10/18/2023 11:00 am

    Gunsmoke

    No Tomorrow

    A young man is caught in the web of a trumped-up rustling charge, jailbreak and murder.

    10/18/2023 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Manhunt

    Andy Griffith gives the state troopers an object lesson in the efficiency of a country sheriff when a dangerous criminal escapes.

    10/18/2023 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Guitar Player

    A hometown guitar player auditions from a jail cell, with a dance in an adjacent cell.

    10/18/2023 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Ellie Comes to Town

    Ellie Walker, a pretty young graduate pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle out in the local drugstore.

    10/18/2023 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Irresistible Andy

    After a series of misunderstandings, Andy finally takes Ellie to the church picnic.

    10/18/2023 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Runaway Kid

    Andy gives his son, Opie, a lecture on keeping promises. He also convinces a runaway boy that he should return home.

    10/18/2023 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy the Matchmaker

    Andy encourages a romance between his deputy, Barney, and Miss Rosemary, the dressmaker.

    10/18/2023 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Favors

    Ray rummages through a drawer so he can show Andy and Gianni personalized letter from Muhammed Ali. Debra confesses to Marie that she lied to Ray and accidentally threw the letter out. Marie surprisingly covers for Debra.

    10/18/2023 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Faux Pas

    Ray is dumfounded when he realizes the magnitude of the blunder he made while at a Knicks game with Michael and Geoffrey's friend, Chris.

    10/18/2023 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Tasteless Frank

    Marie finds out that Frank was forced to choose between maintaining a physical relationship with Marie or lose his sense of taste.

    10/18/2023 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Sister-In-Law

    Ray tells Robert that Amy is a chatterbox because she wouldn't stop talking to him while he was watching a basketball game. Ray's comment hurt Amy, but Robert cutting her off while she is talking angers her.

    10/18/2023 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Power Of No

    Debra confronts Ray when she discovers that he's been withholding sex from her in order to shift the power of their relationship.

    10/18/2023 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Pat's Secret

    Robert is shocked when he catches Pat smoking a cigarette, but is thrilled to be part of Pat's dirty little secret.

    10/18/2023 6:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Finale

    In the Series Finale, Ray is admitted to the hospital for minor surgery, but unexpectedly falls into a coma. The family, fearing the worst, experiences a number of heart-warming flashbacks.

    10/18/2023 6:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Pilot

    Debra wants a quiet birthday at home with Raymond. He tells his parents and brother there's no party. Ray gets caught in a lie when his nosy parents and brother show up anyway and catch Ray and Debra in a compromising position.

    10/18/2023 7:05 pm

    King of Queens

    Inner Tube

    Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so that he can play mud football with his friends. Doug gets sick and then Arthur makes him feel even worse for lying to Carrie.

    10/18/2023 7:40 pm

    King of Queens

    Papa Pill

    Doug feels sorry for Arthur and lets him go to a bar instead of a dance at his senior center. When Carrie finds out she gives Doug full control of Arthur, and Doug realizes how hard it is to deal with him.

    10/18/2023 8:15 pm

    King of Queens

    Package Deal

    Doug finds out people at FedEx might be interestted in him so he uses that to try to get his boss to give him more money. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after she agrees to put it on Lou while his wife is out of town.

    10/18/2023 8:50 pm

    King of Queens

    Separation Anxiety

    Doug and Carrie go to a movie with Kelly while Deacon watches the kids. While at the movies, Carrie finds a co-worker who likes Kelly. Kelly decides to go on a date with him, and Deacon asks Doug to help him win his wife back.

    10/18/2023 9:25 pm

    Departure Time

    Departure Time

    Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not recisitate" on everything.

    10/18/2023 10:00 pm

    Mom

    Sonograms and Tube Tops

    Violet is nervous about becoming a mom, so Christy plans a baby shower to get her excited. Meanwhile, Bonnie scores a new life-coaching client.

    10/18/2023 10:35 pm

    Mom

    Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich

    Christy and Bonnie help Regina tie up loose ends on the way to drop her off at prison. Meanwhile, Alvin spends the day getting to know his grandkids.

    10/18/2023 11:10 pm

    Mom

    Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus

    Christy and Bonnie try to make sure everything goes smoothly when Violet finds the perfect couple to adopt her baby.

    10/18/2023 11:45 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Open Waters

    Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own.

    10/19/2023 12:15 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus

    Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them.

    10/19/2023 12:50 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    I'll Show You Mine

    Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment.

    10/19/2023 1:25 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Other F Word, The

    Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school.

    10/19/2023 2:00 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    10/19/2023 2:30 am

    Paid Programming (30)

    10/19/2023 3:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Goodbye, Dolly

    Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement

    10/19/2023 3:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie's Piano Lesson

    Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible.

    10/19/2023 4:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Howard, The Comedian

    Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour

    10/19/2023 4:30 am

    MASH

    Guerilla My Dreams

    The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities.

    10/19/2023 5:00 am

    MASH

    Good-Bye Radar, Part 1 of 2

    On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backu

    10/19/2023 5:35 am

    MASH

    Good-Bye Radar, Part 2 of 2

    As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The respons

    10/19/2023 6:10 am

    MASH

    Period of Adjustment

    Klinger and BJ both have Radar related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken BJ becomes violent with Hawkeye.

    TV Land

    Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 12/29/2025 Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 Country: United States Language: English

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