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10/26/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to Carrie's office & meets her "work husband". He gets jealous of how close they are, even though Curt is gay. Carrie compares Curt to Deacon; they then compete to see who can spend more time with their "work spouse". | |||||
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10/26/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's mother comes to visit, and Doug runs into an old girlfriend, Margy. Carrie gets jelous when Doug's mother starts spending time with Margy, and Doug tries to prove to Margy he wrote a song about her back in highschool. | |||||
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10/26/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets bored at a wedding and decideds to take a picture of his "area" with a disposable camera. When the bride and groom see the picture they think it was Danny, and they have a big fight, which makes Doug feel guilty. | |||||
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10/26/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Family secrets come out when Christy and Bonnie are asked to join Violet's therapy session. | |||||
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10/26/2023 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy's evening alone takes an unexpected turn when she meets her attractive, single neighbor, Andy. Also, Bonnie and Alvin's romantic plans are derailed by Alvin's ex-wife, Lorraine. | |||||
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10/26/2023 11:00 pm |
Mom |
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| After realizing she's been a waitress longer than she planned, Christy takes steps towards a new career. Also, Bonnie and Alvin try to recapture their youth. | |||||
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10/26/2023 11:36 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage. | |||||
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10/27/2023 12:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends. | |||||
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10/27/2023 12:48 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend. | |||||
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10/27/2023 1:24 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married. | |||||
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10/27/2023 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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10/27/2023 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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10/27/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin Bradford alight from a freight train but keeps quiet because Aunt Bee thinks he's a wealthy relative. | |||||
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10/27/2023 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy. | |||||
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10/27/2023 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber. | |||||
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10/27/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the genera | |||||
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10/27/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on a baseball team. | |||||
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10/27/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year hitch. | |||||
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10/27/2023 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter. | |||||
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10/27/2023 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller. | |||||
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10/27/2023 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| A boy Billy Allen's mother has died and now he is waiting for his father at the Cartwright's. His father is a prisoner who has broken out of jail, but Billy does not know about his father's history. Hoss is worried about Billy | |||||
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10/27/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly marries a young woman whom he had courted while both were helping the injured from a Kansas tornado. However, Doc confirms that Patricia is suffering from a life-threatening blood disease. | |||||
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10/27/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After masquerading as a priest, convict Boone Shadler escapes from prison. Newly is forced into an uneasy alliance with Shadler to save a small town from outlaws. | |||||
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10/27/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon has a tough day when he returns to Dodge City with a dangerous prisoner, not having slept for two days, only to face another unbelievable twenty-four hour period. | |||||
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10/27/2023 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw gang terrorized Dodge City duing Marshal Dillon's absence. Miss Kitty boldly challenges the leader to a poker game, with Dillon's life as the stake. | |||||
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10/27/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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10/27/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town. | |||||
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10/27/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl. | |||||
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10/27/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn. | |||||
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10/27/2023 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance. | |||||
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10/27/2023 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry menfolk, after a slow start, accept the addition of a lovely manicurist to Floyd's barber shop. | |||||
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10/27/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop by and say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It's the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has ever seen. | |||||
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10/27/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| To settle the score and maintain his dignity, Ray challenges Frank to a winner take all ping pong match after Frank reveals that he purposely threw a childhood match so that Ray would finally beat him. | |||||
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10/27/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie discovers that Ray held an unchaperoned, wild party at their home some 20 years ago, she is hurt and disappointed that her beloved Ray would have lied to her. | |||||
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10/27/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's entire demeanor changes when he starts clubbing with his patrol partner, Judy, and her friends. He starts using expressions such as “This is so whack” and “I'm down with it” and showing up in mustard colored suits. | |||||
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10/27/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is elected “Man of the Year” down at the Lodge and a reluctant Ray and Robert are enlisted to prepare his tribute. When they show up to interview Frank's friends for the testimonial video, they are shocked at comments. | |||||
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10/27/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Just as Frank and Marie are about to embark on a high seas vacation, Frank hurts his knee and Ray, not wanting to disappoint his mother, agrees to accompany her on the Caribbean cruise. | |||||
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10/27/2023 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is forced to confront the real reason he doesn't want to stay home alone. | |||||
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10/27/2023 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Trying to impress Robert when they visit the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, Ray uses his “weight” as a sports writer for Newsday to jump to the front of the line to meet the members of the '69 Miracle New York Mets. | |||||
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10/27/2023 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, & invites her friend & husband to join. Doug hates her husband, so they invite Eddie & his girlfriend, who Carrie ends up hating. They decide to find a new couple to hang out with. | |||||
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10/27/2023 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change. | |||||
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10/27/2023 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party. Carrie doesn't think that Doug thinks about her during the day, & Doug has to prove that he does. | |||||
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10/27/2023 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hofferman's. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active. | |||||
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10/27/2023 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| It's Valentine's Day and Doug has to deliver penguins to a zoo together with Deacon. Meanwhile, Carrie and Hollie are trying to get a date for Hollie and even Arthur and Spence are looking out for love. | |||||
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10/27/2023 10:00 pm |
Mom |
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| An unexpected death rocks the Plunkett family. | |||||
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10/27/2023 10:30 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy performs damage control when Bonnie acts out after the death of a loved one. | |||||
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10/27/2023 11:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy is concerned with the way Bonnie is processing Alvin's death and tries to get her professional help. | |||||
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10/27/2023 11:36 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Sleep-deprived Christine's mood swings cause tension with everyone around her until she tries some potent new sleeping pills. | |||||
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10/28/2023 12:12 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine worries that she has lost her ability to attract men. When Richard's very attractive brother, Joe (CHARLES ESTEN - "The Office"), kisses her, she feels revitalized--but she finds out a surprising secret about Joe. | |||||
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10/28/2023 12:48 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD). | |||||
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10/28/2023 1:24 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Intending to send an e-mail about her relationship with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) only to Barb, Christine accidentally sends the scandalous message to all of the parents at Ritchie's school. | |||||
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10/28/2023 2:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan is summoned to D.J.'s principal's office when D. is caught with obscene reading materials - which he got from Darlene! Meanwhile, Roseanne learns a shocking secret when she presses Jackie about spending time with Fisher. | |||||
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10/28/2023 2:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan's in jail for beating up Jackie's boyfriend, Fisher, and Darlene relishes the moment when she has to bail him out. Meanwhile, Roseanne convinces Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend. | |||||
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10/28/2023 3:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| D.J.preps for a school play, Dan tries his hand at selling hot tubs, and Darlene demonstrates her animal rights stance by lashing out against Roseanne's business. | |||||
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10/28/2023 3:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| After their father dies, Roseanne and Jackie cope with their loss in very different ways. | |||||
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10/28/2023 4:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's rich and snooty cousin, Ronnie, makes an unannounced visit to Lanford. She reignites a long-simmering feud with Roseanne when she advises Darlene to leave home to pursue her dreams. | |||||
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10/28/2023 5:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conner family challenges its members to create the scariest costume and the best prank for Halloween. | |||||
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10/28/2023 5:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade. | |||||
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10/28/2023 6:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan play a gruesome trick on their neighbor Kathy. Roseanne now worries how Kathy will seek her revenge. | |||||
