Schedules
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11/08/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is. | |||||
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11/08/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband. | |||||
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11/08/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too. | |||||
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11/08/2023 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie have different ideas about forgiveness when Bonnie's mother, Shirley, who abandoned her as a small child, suddenly wants to be part of their lives. | |||||
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11/08/2023 9:35 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie try to help Jodi, a teenage addict they met at their meeting. | |||||
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11/08/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| After Christy and Bonnie get Jodi, a recovering drug addict back on her feet, they find themselves addicted to the rush of helping others and take on a new "project," Michelle. | |||||
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11/08/2023 10:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself. | |||||
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11/08/2023 11:15 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common. | |||||
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11/08/2023 11:50 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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11/09/2023 12:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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11/09/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/09/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/09/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon. | |||||
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11/09/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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11/09/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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11/09/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present. | |||||
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11/09/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him. | |||||
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11/09/2023 4:35 am |
MASH |
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| Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a | |||||
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11/09/2023 5:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage. | |||||
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11/09/2023 5:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Ben's life is saved by Matsou, an outcast Indian, and his wife. In gratitude Ben gives Matsou some land and a new start in life, much to the horror of neighbor Ike Dagget who hates Indians. When his wife is killed in a night t | |||||
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11/09/2023 6:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them an old friend of Matt's. | |||||
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11/09/2023 7:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Jed Hockett, a farmer, orders his three sons to go to town and not return without prospective brides. | |||||
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11/09/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Cameron Mitchell guest stars as Chauncey Demon, once a highly respected sheriff who has let himself degenerate into a saloon bum, and whose old friend Matt Dillon won't accept his condition as final. | |||||
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11/09/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A series of seemingly random killings have the citizens of Dodge in near panic, but Dillon believes they are part of a pattern in which Doc is slated to be the next target. | |||||
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11/09/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney becomes super-efficient in executing his duties as deputy sheriff after two thieves are jailed in Mayberry until their accomplices are captured. | |||||
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11/09/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds. | |||||
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11/09/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Barney and Gomer are a trio of laughs as they tread the boards of a "haunted house." | |||||
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11/09/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass is a mountain man very disgruntled with being rejected by the army. | |||||
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11/09/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life -- leading to more work for all. | |||||
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11/09/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee is the unwilling to object of matrimony when mountaineer Brisco Darling comes a'courting | |||||
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11/09/2023 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse. | |||||
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11/09/2023 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other. | |||||
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11/09/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together. | |||||
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11/09/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Best of moments from the first six seasons of "Everybody Loves Raymond." | |||||
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11/09/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| More "best of" moments from the first six seasons of "Everybody Loves Raymond." | |||||
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11/09/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult. | |||||
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11/09/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally's teacher, overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessive workload, she invites Raymond to address the curriculum review board and gives him a mountain of material for review and evaluation. | |||||
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11/09/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too. | |||||
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11/09/2023 6:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit. | |||||
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11/09/2023 6:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible. | |||||
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11/09/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor. | |||||
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11/09/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her. | |||||
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11/09/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over. | |||||
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11/09/2023 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy is thrilled when Violet tells her she wants to spend more time together and improve their relationship. Also, Bonnie tries to make amends with her nemesis in the building, Beverly. | |||||
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11/09/2023 9:35 pm |
Mom |
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| Roscoe's parent-teacher conference leaves Christy feeling threatened by Baxter's girlfriend, Candace. Also, Bonnie tries to get her dating mojo back by flirting with an unlikely target. | |||||
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11/09/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy hosts a family dinner for Violet's hard-to-please future mother-in-law, Phyllis. Also, Bonnie balks when Steve wants to take their relationship to the next level. | |||||
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11/09/2023 10:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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11/09/2023 11:15 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe. | |||||
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11/09/2023 11:50 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star MICHAELA WATKINS ("SNL") appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy. | |||||
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11/10/2023 12:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires. | |||||
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11/10/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/10/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/10/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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11/10/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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11/10/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist | |||||
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11/10/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| With the camp facing prohibition, and a severe medical supply shortage, during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie. | |||||
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11/10/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd. | |||||
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11/10/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| A United Nations delegation tours the 4077th - a Swede, a Hindu, and a British officer - and each leaves a lasting effect on the men and women of the camp. | |||||
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11/10/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th faces a sleepless night as Charles's snoring keeps B.J. and Hawkeye from counting sheep. Meanwhile, Colonel Potter discovers that his son-in-law, Bob Wilson, has had an affair. | |||||
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11/10/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| A military strategist refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his own son. And Margaret develops laryngitis, as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Chesler. | |||||
