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11/09/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor. | |||||
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11/09/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her. | |||||
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11/09/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over. | |||||
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11/09/2023 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy is thrilled when Violet tells her she wants to spend more time together and improve their relationship. Also, Bonnie tries to make amends with her nemesis in the building, Beverly. | |||||
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11/09/2023 9:35 pm |
Mom |
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| Roscoe's parent-teacher conference leaves Christy feeling threatened by Baxter's girlfriend, Candace. Also, Bonnie tries to get her dating mojo back by flirting with an unlikely target. | |||||
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11/09/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy hosts a family dinner for Violet's hard-to-please future mother-in-law, Phyllis. Also, Bonnie balks when Steve wants to take their relationship to the next level. | |||||
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11/09/2023 10:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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11/09/2023 11:15 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe. | |||||
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11/09/2023 11:50 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star MICHAELA WATKINS ("SNL") appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy. | |||||
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11/10/2023 12:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires. | |||||
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11/10/2023 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/10/2023 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/10/2023 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ. | |||||
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11/10/2023 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV. | |||||
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11/10/2023 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist | |||||
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11/10/2023 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| With the camp facing prohibition, and a severe medical supply shortage, during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie. | |||||
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11/10/2023 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd. | |||||
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11/10/2023 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| A United Nations delegation tours the 4077th - a Swede, a Hindu, and a British officer - and each leaves a lasting effect on the men and women of the camp. | |||||
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11/10/2023 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th faces a sleepless night as Charles's snoring keeps B.J. and Hawkeye from counting sheep. Meanwhile, Colonel Potter discovers that his son-in-law, Bob Wilson, has had an affair. | |||||
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11/10/2023 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| A military strategist refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his own son. And Margaret develops laryngitis, as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Chesler. | |||||
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11/10/2023 6:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Little Joe Cartwright and his big brother, Hoss spend an unforgettable and almost tragic evening at the carnival when Little Joe's date, pretty Jennifer Beale disappears. The carnival is owned by handsome Phil Reed, who has a | |||||
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11/10/2023 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Victor French guest stars as Sheriff Bo Harker, a town tamer who keeps his citizens in line with fear and brutality. | |||||
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11/10/2023 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon is frustrated by Judge Kendall's insistence that the letter of the law be maintained and the Emmett Kaysinger and his gang, all known outlaws, be set free unless there is solid evidence to hold them. | |||||
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11/10/2023 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Strother Martin guest stars as Ben Snow, a half-crazed desert hermit who saves Festus' life only to force him to become a human pack animal. | |||||
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11/10/2023 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In the conclusion of a two-part episode, Ben Snow tries to get his long-hidden gold back to civilization to use in fighting an old enemy. | |||||
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11/10/2023 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gossiping Gomer Pyle, moves in with the sheriff when he loses his job and home at the filling station. | |||||
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11/10/2023 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ronny Howard who plays Opie shares the show with his father and younger brother as Maybery gets involved with a gold shipment en route to Fort Knox. | |||||
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11/10/2023 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card. | |||||
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11/10/2023 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, evicted from his rooming house for illegal cooking, sets about making the Mayberry sheriff's office back room "just like home." | |||||
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11/10/2023 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney plays cupid for Gomer when Barney's girl refuses to go to a dance unless her cousin also has a date. | |||||
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11/10/2023 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing. | |||||
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11/10/2023 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend a book reading where Ray falls asleep. | |||||
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11/10/2023 2:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas. | |||||
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11/10/2023 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra indicates she's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom. Waiting to take a shower in the kids' bathroom, Ray realizes he's made a huge mistake. | |||||
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11/10/2023 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son, Spencer, wreaks havoc around the Barone household. | |||||
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11/10/2023 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman. When Ray and Debra invite Robert and Angela over for dinner, the evening is wonderful until Ray sees Angela do something really strange. | |||||
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11/10/2023 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor. | |||||
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11/10/2023 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get. | |||||
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11/10/2023 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally when she catches him "sampling" some trail mix at the supermarket. | |||||
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11/10/2023 6:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea. | |||||
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11/10/2023 6:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go. | |||||
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11/10/2023 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out. | |||||
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11/10/2023 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
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11/10/2023 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming. | |||||
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11/10/2023 9:00 pm |
Mom |
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| When Christy catches the eye of Candace's wealthy, charming father, Fred, Candace and Baxter are outraged, while Bonnie pushes Christy to give him a chance. | |||||
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11/10/2023 9:35 pm |
Mom |
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| Christy's burgeoning relationship with Fred gets more and more difficult for Candace to handle. Bonnie, however, enjoys the perks of Christy dating a wealthy man. | |||||
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11/10/2023 10:10 pm |
Mom |
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| In order to avoid her ex-boyfriend, Bonnie drags Christy to a new AA meeting, only to run into her ex-girlfriend, Jeanine, from 30 years ago. | |||||
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11/10/2023 10:45 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine finds herself the solid, dependable one in a new friendship with a fellow mom, Francie (guest star KRISTEN JOHNSTON - "3rd Rock from the Sun"), at Ritchie's school. | |||||
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11/10/2023 11:15 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, evoking memories of Ritchie's birth -- and possibly rekindling romantic feelings. | |||||
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11/10/2023 11:50 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Fed up with the mean moms at Ritchie's snotty private school, Christine decides to enroll him in public school. KATHLEEN WILHOITE ("Gilmore Girls") guest stars. | |||||
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11/11/2023 12:25 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight. In her attempt to help him, however, Christine is unable to shed the extra pounds she has put on herself. | |||||
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11/11/2023 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne is suspicious when David moves out of the Conner household upon Darlene's impromptu visit. DJ experiences puberty. | |||||
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11/11/2023 1:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan's old girlfriend drops by for a lunch date. Roseanne imagines some romantic fantasies of her own with Fabio. | |||||
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11/11/2023 2:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conner family celebrates the anniversary of Dan's brightest moment as a football player. Becky returns home, seeking marriage advice from Roseanne. | |||||
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11/11/2023 2:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| In the midst of the Conner clan's Thanksgiving celebration, a fight breaks out and a long hidden, dark family secret is revealed. As a result, emotions fly and Bev flees the house. | |||||
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11/11/2023 3:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's a balancing act for Roseanne when D.J. is caught stealing the family car. Leon tries to take control of the diner. | |||||
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11/11/2023 4:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds. | |||||
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11/11/2023 4:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| When Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group with the intention of increasing business at the diner, it puts D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. Meanwhile, Becky and Mark squabble over Mark's attendance at school. | |||||
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11/11/2023 5:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan tries to act as peacemaker between Becky and Mark. Roseanne heads to Chicago when she learns David and Darlene are living together. | |||||
